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Dear Friends,
As we all know, the capacity of the lesbionic mind to derive satisfaction from the most morbid of sources (balloon doggies, for gosh sakes?) is only matched by their insatiable lust for underaged girls. In the newest, and to my mind, most deadly assault by the Sapphic sisters on young Christian women, these perverts have been encouraging girls to insert batteries into their cooters for "the tingle." Starting with hearing aid batteries, practicioners of this bizarre fetish work their way up, through AAA, AA, A, and finally to C or even D batteries. This is not limited to the bedroom! Tingle addicts keep their power supplies inserted throughout the day, to give them that extra boost which women of average attractiveness can get just from the attention of men.
In short, DO NOT LET YOUR GIRLS HAVE FREE ACCESS TO BATTERIES! While lil Susy may have a perfectly innocent-sounding explanation for why she needs 3 AAA batteries, the sad fact in this day and age is that she's very likely to be jamming them where they can do only evil. Accuse her and see if you can get a confession -- she might lead you into the heart of the dykish conspiracy! (Per our informant, when a lesbian first commits battery on the girl, they call that being "coppertopped.")
For God's sake, before you come home to find your wife strapped onto a golf cart motor, fight the tingle!
Yours in Him,
bab
As we all know, the capacity of the lesbionic mind to derive satisfaction from the most morbid of sources (balloon doggies, for gosh sakes?) is only matched by their insatiable lust for underaged girls. In the newest, and to my mind, most deadly assault by the Sapphic sisters on young Christian women, these perverts have been encouraging girls to insert batteries into their cooters for "the tingle." Starting with hearing aid batteries, practicioners of this bizarre fetish work their way up, through AAA, AA, A, and finally to C or even D batteries. This is not limited to the bedroom! Tingle addicts keep their power supplies inserted throughout the day, to give them that extra boost which women of average attractiveness can get just from the attention of men.
In short, DO NOT LET YOUR GIRLS HAVE FREE ACCESS TO BATTERIES! While lil Susy may have a perfectly innocent-sounding explanation for why she needs 3 AAA batteries, the sad fact in this day and age is that she's very likely to be jamming them where they can do only evil. Accuse her and see if you can get a confession -- she might lead you into the heart of the dykish conspiracy! (Per our informant, when a lesbian first commits battery on the girl, they call that being "coppertopped.")
For God's sake, before you come home to find your wife strapped onto a golf cart motor, fight the tingle!
Yours in Him,
bab
they are all bulldykes!
Jesus!
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