[Cheshire]

Re: What Are Lezbos Putting In Your Daughters?

Oh gross! Toothbrushes.. Yeckkkk.

Some people have sick, sick minds.-puke-


Why don't you buy out stocks of them then burn them or something?

[JennyD]

Re: What Are Lezbos Putting In Your Daughters?

Why don't you buy out stocks of them then burn them or something?

Cheshire, some churches would do exactly that.

The Pastors at Landover are far smarter. You see, buying up the stocks of these toothbrushes and burning them would simply increase demand, and provide profits for the manufacturer.

Instead, I've heard that Landover is going to lead a worldwide boycott of all Crest products, and of course ban all Crest products in Freehold.

See, this way we hurt the manufacturer's profits, rather than increasing them!

Of course, the success of the boycott will likely depend upon false Christians like Unfalsifiable realizing that M-ing with a toothbrush is sinful behavior which should be stopped!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Are Lezbos Putting In Your Daughters?

Cheshire, some churches would do exactly that.

The Pastors at Landover are far smarter. You see, buying up the stocks of these toothbrushes and burning them would simply increase demand, and provide profits for the manufacturer.

Instead, I've heard that Landover is going to lead a worldwide boycott of all Crest products, and of course ban all Crest products in Freehold.

Personally, I favour a more militant approach. I'm not at liberty to say too much on an open board like this, but I think it'd be more effective if secret squads of Christians began coating such sinful toothbrushes in powerfully corrosive substances and then sneaking them back into shops. Admittedly, it'd mean inflicting horrific injuries on a few innocent souls who just wanted to keep their teeth clean, but you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.

[Cheshire]

Re: What Are Lezbos Putting In Your Daughters?

Why don't you try having omeone posted in front of each popular store that carries these horrible tools, and have the person posted carrying a gun?

And maybe a sign that says"Buy Crest, and the Devil will get you"

Or something catchier. Or you could burn them as people walk out of stores holding them.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What Are Lezbos Putting In Your Daughters?

And maybe a sign that says"Buy Crest, and the Devil will get you"

It turns out Proctor and Gamble have some very good lawyers and unreasonably claim this is deformation. After Proctor and Gamble threatened Landover with a costly and unreasonable lawsuit over the Proctor and Gamble company logo Jesus guided church officials to let the market decided on the wickedness of Proctor and Gamble products.

[Cheshire]

Re: What Are Lezbos Putting In Your Daughters?

It turns out Proctor and Gamble have some very good lawyers and unreasonably claim this is deformation. After Proctor and Gamble threatened Landover with a costly and unreasonable lawsuit over the Proctor and Gamble company logo Jesus guided church officials to let the market decided on the wickedness of Proctor and Gamble products.

Grrrgh. They use Godless lawyers to tell God's True People how to act. Bah, I say!