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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12569

    #1

    Homers Take Over 9/11 Ceremony

    This past weekend, Obama spoke at a church of the most homer loving denomination in American, the Episcopalain National Cathedral.

    You may remember the Episcopal Church ordained the homer Bishop Eugene Robinson several years ago. It been nothing but orgys ever since.

    At the service, two apparently gay Episcopal clergy spoke. No Baptists were allowed at the pulpit.

    An evangelist guy pointed out in the article below the numbers in America: 2 million Episcopalian, 80 million evangelicals. So why, he asks, is Christianity represented by a homer church?

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #2
    Re: Homers Take Over 9/11 Ceremony

    Glenn Beck may be a LDSer, but even he picked up on the atheistification of 9/11! From a story today:
    [Beck] called the lack of clergy at the memorial "a slap in God's face." "I think they've tainted this ceremony, tainted this space," he said.
    I agree 100%. Without clergy at the 9/11 memorial 24/7, people will forget that God blessed us on that day! He may not have saved the 3,000 sinners that died, but he gave us this miracle:



    This should be impossible! How could a cross survive the attacks? There were only about 50,000 of these so-called "cross sections" in each building. Theologists have calculated the odds of finding a section like this clearly forming a cross of Jesus Christ at about 1:4. A miracle!
    Beck also criticized the government and the developers of the new World Trade Center for a variety of other sins, including not leaving the lights of the tower on all night to honor the attacks and building the tower so slowly. "The memory of 9/11 has been bastardized," he said.
    Exactly! Without billions of tax dollars spent in a pastor-guarded religious shrine built as fast as possible with all the appropriate waivers from OSHA and engineering requirements, how can we properly remember 9/11? It's memory HAS been bastardized! Soon, no-one will remember that on that hallowed day, the USA, led by Brother Bush in a holy crusade, started the slaughter of over a hundred thousand non-believers! PRAISE GOD AND BLESS BABY JESUS!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12569

      #3
      Re: Homers Take Over 9/11 Ceremony

      God Bless You, Brother Reproda, for pointing our the scientific fact that finding a cross in the 9/11 debris was a miracle. With odds of only one in four, it had to be a miracle one was found.

      It points out why we need more manly Christian pastors appearing at these 9/11 gatherings instead of homers.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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