Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Nonbelievers may mock us, but here we have an attorney from Liberty Counsel explaining how Satan caused Lisa Miller to become a lesbian! Miller, you may recall, repented of her lesbianism and left her partner Janet Jenkins. Jenkins, shockingly, won custody of Miller's daughter, so Miller rescued her daughter and disappeared to Central America. (Miller is still the subject of an international (wo)manhunt.)

Says Rena Lindevaldsen, talking to Mat Staver:

Staver: Now Lisa didn’t grow up thinking that she was attracted to women, how did that come about in her life where that ultimately was a transition point where she ended up in a same-sex relationship with another woman?

Lindevaldsen: A counselor in the hospital suggested to her that perhaps she should try a relationship with a woman because relationship with men hadn’t been working for her. She had a coworker at that time that was also involved in same-sex relationship so it was something that intrigued her and she followed up on that, and because of that counselor, found herself in same-sex relationship and ultimately with Janet Jenkins.

Staver: So up until the time that she went to this counselor for some of the other issues she was dealing with at the time of her relationship that failed with her husband, she had not been dating other women, she had not experienced attractions to other women, she was not thinking that she was a lesbian, but the counselor actually, essentially said, this relationship with guys, at least this man that you were with, husband, didn’t work out so well so why don’t you experiment in other ways, with other women? And that’s the first time she began to think about a relationship with another woman.

Lindevaldsen: Absolutely. At the same time Satan had used someone else in her life, a coworker, to plant the seed of just intrigue in something new. She had a friend that was talking about her same-sex relationship, again Lisa wasn’t considering it, wasn’t exploring it, but that coupled with the tragedy in her life, coupled with a counselor saying ‘this might be good for you,’ led her to give this a try.

Emphasis added.

See? Satan caused this poor woman to become a lesbian!

There aren't many I hate; sometimes, I even feel sorry for Satan because He will spend eternity being tormented alongside Janet Jenkins and other perverts and evildoers. But when he goes out of his way to ruin a young woman like this . . . Well, it just boils my bunny!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Thank you for sharing Rena Lindevaldsen's testimony concerning what had gone on in that lezbanian harlot Lisa Miller's mind. Since we have no reason to believe that Lindevaldsen's testimony is anything less than completely credible, I don't see how the fags and fag-enablers can argue it away.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

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Are you seriously suggesting that people still believe that our loving God actually hates people for being gay?

The greatest day of my ministry will be when I marry my first gay couple in front of the altar. Love is love. You're clinging to archaic beliefs based on a time when people were afraid that if people went gay on them there would not be enough children in the village to keep the population going (a real problem in the bronze age). Villages depended on a high breeding rate because children died so often.

We're already noticing less homophobia in the villages we have helped on the mission I attended in Africa just because they have more medicine and contaception. Shania was even accepted as my partner.

None of this applies in the modern world and sensible Christians acknowledge this.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Can you please point out in a REAL Bible where God explicitly states He loves homos?
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[Mary Etheldreda]

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Are you seriously suggesting that people still believe that our loving God actually hates people for being gay?

Are you actually suggesting that God lied?

And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female
Matthew 19:4

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature
Romans 1:26

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind
1st Corinthians 6:9

Shania was even accepted as my partner.

Ew. This is a True Christian forum™, thank you very much.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

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Can you please point out in a REAL Bible where God explicitly states He loves homos?
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Of course I can't, silly.

More modern Christians acknowledge that the Bible was written by people who were reflecting the attitudes of their time. Gayness was a real threat to the population so of course it was hated in small villages. So gay men had to be bullied into straight behaviour for the good of the tribe and lesbain women had to be mothers or else because they were property.

I thought this was widely understood but I have been naive, I see.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I have been naive, I see.

Indeed.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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More modern Christians acknowledge that the Bible was written by people who were reflecting the attitudes of their time.

What did this verse reflect?

Matthew 5:18
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

And how about his one?

Deuteronomy 8:3
And he humbled thee, and suffered thee to hunger, and fed thee with manna, which thou knewest not, neither did thy fathers know; that he might make thee know that man doth not live by bread only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the LORD doth man live.

Or this?

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Does your Bible have an expiration date? If God ever said "lol j/k just follow the parts you like," we would love to hear about it.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

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More modern Christians acknowledge that the Bible was written by people who were reflecting the attitudes of their time.

I agree. Mother/Father God never intended us to engage with the text of the Bible in the linear, syllogistic manner that Landover Baptist Church does. Instead, we have to deconstruct and recontextualize its teachings in the light of what we know today, using the inner light that Mother/Father God has given to each of us.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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God has told us all about the "inner light."

Mark 7
20 And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.
21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Brethern,

Please don't let that Anglican hate filled she-troll derail this thread!

The key point is this

In the book, Lindevaldsen claims that people become gay as a result of sexual abuse and a dysfunctional home life. She expanded on her claim while talking to Staver, saying that Miller was nudged into becoming a lesbian by her therapist, and that Satan actually planted “the seed of just intrigue in something new” that made Miller become a lesbian.

Remember what Pastor Zeke has taught us; Gay creates other gays. Clearly this "therapist" took advantage of her position to sexually molest Miller, until Miller turned Lesbian. Probably these two women just need a REAL man to show them the way back to righteousness.

Rape is a disgusting thing.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Of course I can't, silly.

More modern Christians acknowledge that the Bible was written by people who were reflecting the attitudes of their time.

So tell me, dear, why do you call yourself a Christian, if you prefer to follow Oprah and Bruce Vilanch?

God didn't set an expiration date on Scripture, Missy.

(Every day, it becomes more apparent why God demands that women learn in silence in the churches.)

[Lez4life]

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I met my wife when I was 14 at Church helping with the Christmas decorations, we started talking to eachother and soon fell in love. We dated 6 years and we went on to get engaged and to be married a year later. I am now 23 and I've been happily married for two years with my girl, though I can't help but notice the pain we have caused the lord everytime I touch her and make her gasp the lords name.. The Lord himself should have no issue with what he has created, for, why would he create those emotions if he didn't want them put to use?



Yes, I am a girl married to another woman. and I know the Lord wouldn't have it any other way.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I met my wife when I was 14 at Church helping with the Christmas decorations, we started talking to eachother and soon fell in love. We dated 6 years and we went on to get engaged and to be married a year later. I am now 23 and I've been happily married for two years with my girl, though I can't help but notice the pain we have caused the lord everytime I touch her and make her gasp the lords name.. The Lord himself should have no issue with what he has created, for, why would he create those emotions if he didn't want them put to use?



Yes, I am a girl married to another woman. and I know the Lord wouldn't have it any other way.

The Holy Bible says otherwise, pervert.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I have an idea! Let me try adjusting this a wee bit and see if you still feel the same way. I'll write it from the point of view of a Catholic priest.

I met my victim when he was 14 at Church helping with the Christmas decorations, we started talking to eachother and soon I fell in love. I got him drunk on Communion wine for 6 years and raped him dozens of times. He is now 23 and suing my parish and pressing charges . . . The Lord himself should have no issue with what he has created, for, why would he create those emotions of lust for young boys if he didn't want them put to use?