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  • beachshells
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2012
    • 21

    #16
    Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

    All right. This is where I draw the line. And go ahead and ban me or whatever you want to do now. I've been browsing through, asking questions and whatnot, and I find it all very interesting and enlightening. But right here is where I draw the line.

    I cannot stand seeing all the hatred directed toward the LGBT community. It's disgusting to see people hating each other (in the name of the Bible which, BY THE WAY WAS WRITTEN BY MAN, not God. No big hand came down from the clouds with a friggin Sharpie and wrote the Bible. No, MAN wrote it) over something as petty as sexuality. What the world right now needs more than anything is love. Look around you. Love is what we all need, and this is what you're instead spreading through the people: hatred. It's what you're teaching your children, some of which who will one day kill themselves because they can't hide who they are, and you're not accepting of them.

    And by the way, don't you hate abortion too? Who has less abortions than homosexuals? You'd think you would find some kind of common ally here.

    So yeah, go ahead and ban me, condemn me, do whatever you want, but why don't we try a little bit of humanity in our lives? It'll do the world wonders. Thanks.

    I'm not afraid of God, or what will happen to me for saying any of this, because, in all honesty, if God or Jesus hates me for standing up for my fellow human beings and trying to make it so that each and every one of us has the opportunity for a good life, then I don't want anything to do with them in the first place, and I'll take my chances with Satan.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #17
      Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

      Originally posted by beachshells View Post
      What the world right now needs more than anything is love. Look around you. Love is what we all need,
      Love won't save you from an eternity of Hell Fire and Damnation.

      Originally posted by beachshells View Post
      and this is what you're instead spreading through the people: hatred. It's what you're teaching your children, some of which who will one day kill themselves because they can't hide who they are, and you're not accepting of them.
      If my child wants to accept Jesus as his LORD and Savior then he will be at my side in Heaven praising God's Holy Name evermore. If he wants instead to spit in the loving face of the Almighty and embrace an eternity of torment, I can't stop him. Nor will I cry when praising my Redeemer face to face.

      Originally posted by beachshells View Post
      And by the way, don't you hate abortion too? Who has less abortions than homosexuals? You'd think you would find some kind of common ally here.
      I would never ally myself with Satan or any of his minions.

      Originally posted by beachshells View Post
      I'm not afraid of God, or what will happen to me for saying any of this, because, in all honesty, if God or Jesus hates me for standing up for my fellow human beings and trying to make it so that each and every one of us has the opportunity for a good life, then I don't want anything to do with them in the first place, and I'll take my chances with Satan.
      Satan will be happy to have you, I'm sure.

      Now go away.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #18
        Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

        Originally posted by Lez4life View Post
        I met my wife when I was 14 at Church helping with the Christmas decorations, we started talking to eachother and soon fell in love. We dated 6 years and we went on to get engaged and to be married a year later. I am now 23 and I've been happily married for two years with my girl, though I can't help but notice the pain we have caused the lord everytime I touch her and make her gasp the lords name.. The Lord himself should have no issue with what he has created, for, why would he create those emotions if he didn't want them put to use?



        Yes, I am a girl married to another woman. and I know the Lord wouldn't have it any other way.
        So what!

        Do you seriously think we haven't seen the full spectrum of ways people choose to burn forever by now? Are we supposed to be shocked?

        All your questions are silly. You have the knowledge of Good and Evil because Eve was a gullible woman who tricked Adam. This means you can choose hedonism and bean flicking if you like but the price for that is that, having not learned a valuable lesson by being kicked out of Eden, you are choosing what you deserved at birth; namely being burned in Hell.

        You are doing nothing to save yourself, in fact you are daring God to kill you and burn you early.
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        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #19
          Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

          Originally posted by beachshells View Post
          I cannot stand seeing all the hatred directed toward the LGBT community.
          Show us in the King James Bible where we're wrong. We're just doing what God tells us to do, so you cannot stand God's will.

          It's disgusting to see people hating each other (in the name of the Bible which, BY THE WAY WAS WRITTEN BY MAN, not God. No big hand came down from the clouds with a friggin Sharpie and wrote the Bible. No, MAN wrote it)
          Men inspired by God:

          2 Tim. 3:16-17: All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

          over something as petty as sexuality.
          Who says it's petty? You? God doesn't seem to think so.

          What the world right now needs more than anything is love.
          Do you even know what the Bible says about love?

          1 John 5:2-3: By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.

          And by the way, don't you hate abortion too? Who has less abortions than homosexuals? You'd think you would find some kind of common ally here.
          The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend. The queers and the mooselimbs hate one another, but they will meet again in hell.

          I'm not afraid of God, or what will happen to me for saying any of this, because, in all honesty, if God or Jesus hates me for standing up for my fellow human beings and trying to make it so that each and every one of us has the opportunity for a good life, then I don't want anything to do with them in the first place, and I'll take my chances with Satan.
          Have fun in hell, sunshine.
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          • Bible Thumping Billy
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2012
            • 103

            #20
            Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

            Originally posted by beachshells View Post
            I'm not afraid of God, or what will happen to me for saying any of this, because, in all honesty, if God or Jesus hates me for standing up for my fellow human beings and trying to make it so that each and every one of us has the opportunity for a good life, then I don't want anything to do with them in the first place, and I'll take my chances with Satan.
            You are truly a fool. I was starting to have some hope for you - I am ashamed. You think you are standing up for people? You are standing up for Satan! Lying to and deceiving unsaved trash so that they may never become Saved©

            Matthew 28:19-20 tells us to go out and spread Jesus' truth and what He expects of us. Unless I am misinterpreting, can you point out where the scripture says to go out and tell fags, tards, and other abominations that it is okay to carry on with their lives of sin?

            Proverbs 18:6 of course much worse awaits you in Hell unless you ask Jesus to cast out your ignorant demons and start to walk with Him!

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            • AussieGirl
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2012
              • 9

              #21
              Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

              In my struggle to change my ways, I keep coming across Ruth 1: 14 'And they lift vp their voyce, and wept againe: and Orpah kissed her mother in law, but Ruth claue vnto her.'

              Please helpme reconcile this.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #22
                Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

                Originally posted by AussieGirl View Post
                In my struggle to change my ways, I keep coming across Ruth 1: 14 'And they lift vp their voyce, and wept againe: and Orpah kissed her mother in law, but Ruth claue vnto her.'

                Please helpme reconcile this.
                Have you considered a waterproof Bible, dear?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • AussieGirl
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9

                  #23
                  Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

                  Would that help? Would the passage read differently? Where can I buy one?

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #24
                    Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

                    Originally posted by AussieGirl View Post
                    Would that help? Would the passage read differently? Where can I buy one?
                    A waterproof Bible would prevent any fluids from staining the pages. For example, your tears of joy when you read that passage and find yourself relieved of all Lezbionic lusts!

                    You can get one here.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • AussieGirl
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9

                      #25
                      Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

                      That's good about the tears. Women rarely produce suffiiciet volume of fluids to become an issue, although ............

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

                        Originally posted by AussieGirl View Post
                        That's good about the tears. Women rarely produce suffiiciet volume of fluids to become an issue, although ............
                        You could spill your coffee.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • AussieGirl
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9

                          #27
                          Re: Proof: Lesbianism caused by Satan's seed!

                          Or worse, my shiraz!!

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