[Born Again Bob]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Dear Friend,

Help!! My boyfriend wanted to forgo "Anal sex" last Friday(I declined). What should I do??

You should forgo it. And get a dictionary. Not in that order, perhaps.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[joem789]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Brother Percy

I do believe you are carrying a large misconception based on your very polarized presumptions. You obviously know nothing about the history of AIDS. And certainly, just because someone engages in an act that is typically associated with a certain group of people, it doesn't make that person a member of that group.

Personally, I have engaged in anal sex with my wife. But I loathe homosexuality and always have. The fact is that we are all sinners...including YOU. And there is nothing you can do or say to change that. You wear flesh the same as the rest of us. And no man can be saved by God unconditionally. We can always fall back because we live in this world of Sin. We do the best we can. We fall. We get up. There is nothing that I can do to make me feel proud or confident in my place with God. But I never stop trying. I sometimes do things that I later find out was wrong. Or maybe I knew better but didn't have the strength. And as anyone should know, evil has a way of deceiving us into doing things we know is wrong. I can only pray that God will forgive me for all the things I have done.

Jesus Christ was THE living example of what God expects from us. A daily reminder and a guide for me. At the root of Jesus was humility. KEYWORD = HUMILITY. I stress this to you Brother Percy. Your behavior on these boards is not that of humility. You show contempt and use words that make GOD look very bad. Imagine how many people show contempt for Christianity because of people like you. We are to set an example of HUMILITY. We can be serious about what we believe. But God never intended for us to drive our beliefs into people like a knife. Even God has complete respect for free will considering He created it. A person MUST find out and willfully walk towards God. We only set the example for all to witness. If we dictate in God's place, we are setting a bad example and letting our egos get in the way.

Christianity isn't about creating a lynch mob. Just remember the story about Jesus and the whore. All the men who judged her would have stoned her. Jesus declared for any man who hasn't sinned to be the first to throw one. Obviously no man could. A major lesson in humility and hypocrisy.

HOW IN THE WORLD CAN WE JUDGE EACH OTHER WHEN EVERY ONE OF US ARE THE SAME IN GOD'S EYES?

I can't accuse a gay man of sinning because I sin in my own way. It isn't my job to accuse and condemn. It is my job to forgive and hope to myself that the person finds their way. Jesus did exactly that. He gave the news. He gave the warnings. But He did it with love. He only showed contempt for Satan.

But I have to remark on this website.

"At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you)"

"Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620"

I have to wonder if this website is just a mockery of God. Either way, it's setting a very bad example of Christianity.

[tom kinight]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

That tube of lipstick between your legs your calling a penis?
Your homophobia is surly centered around not being capable of attracting
Hussein's girth because of your racist upbringing.

How many times is feet mentioned in the Bible, you nasty little boy?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

...He gave the news. He gave the warnings. But He did it with love. He only showed contempt for Satan...

How are these passages NOT showing contempt for the addressees?

"DOGS" Matt. 7:6 Jesus said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs" (see also 2 Peter 2:20-22, Rev. 22:15)
"SWINE" Matt. 7:6 "...neither cast your pearls before swine"
"VIPERS" Matt. 3:7 "O generation of vipers..." (see also Matt. 12:34, 23:33 and Luke 3:7)
"HYPOCRITES" Matt.6:2 "...as the hypocrites in the synagogues..." (see also Matt.6:5, 16, 15:7, 16:3, 22:18, 23:13-15, 29, 24:51, Mark 7:6, Luke 11:44, 12:56)
"CHILDREN OF THE DEVIL" John 8:44 "You are of your father the devil..." (see also Acts 13:10)
"PERVERSE" Mat. 17:17"...O faithless and perverse generation" (see also Luke 9:41, Acts 20:30, Phil. 2:15, 1Tim. 6:5)
"REPROBATE" 2Cor 13:5-7 "...except ye be reprobates" (see also Rom 1:28, 2Tim. 3:8, Tit. 1:16)
"HEATHEN" Mat. 6:7 "...as the heathen do" (see also Mat.18:17, Act 4:25, 2Cor. 11:26, Gal. 1:16, 2:9, 3:8)
"FOOLS" Mat. 23:17 "...Ye fools and blind" (see also Luke 12:20, 1Cor.15:36, Mat.23:19, Luke 11:40, 24:25, Eph. 5:15)
"O YE OF LITTLE FAITH" (Christ's favorite name for His apostles!) Mat.6:30, 8:26, 14:31, etc., etc., etc.
"STIFFNECKED AND UNCIRCUMCISED" Acts7:53 "...stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart"
"LIARS, EVIL BEASTS, SLOW BELLIES" Titus 1:12 (see also 2Peter 2:12, Jude 10)
"ADULTERERS AND ADULTERESSES" Hebrews 13:4 "...whoremongers and adulterers God will judge" James 4:4 "Ye adulterers and adulteresses..." (see also Rom 7:3, Mat. 12:39, 16:4, Mark 8:38)

-Credit to Pastor Ezekiel for the list.

Side note: try to ignore tomkinight. He likes the pretty fonts and colours so much that he forgets what "on topic" and "relevant" and "not nonsensical" mean.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Personally, I have engaged in anal sex with my wife. But I loathe homosexuality and always have.

First, Ew

Second, you do realize you cannot impregnate her that way, right?

Third, that is completely gay. That is like, the very definition of gay. Perhaps you loathe homosexuality because you loathe those urges you find in yourself deep down.

The fact is that we are all sinners...including YOU. And there is nothing you can do or say to change that.

You are mistaken. Brother Percy is an Honorary True Christian™. As such, we can be confident the Holy Spirit has led Pastor Ezekiel to the truth about Brother Percy's guaranteed Salvation. As a man who has been Saved by the Blood of Christ, he is therefore incapable of sin.

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin;
for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
1st John 3:9

You wear flesh the same as the rest of us. And no man can be saved by God unconditionally. We can always fall back because we live in this world of Sin. We do the best we can. We fall. We get up. There is nothing that I can do to make me feel proud or confident in my place with God. But I never stop trying. I sometimes do things that I later find out was wrong. Or maybe I knew better but didn't have the strength. And as anyone should know, evil has a way of deceiving us into doing things we know is wrong. I can only pray that God will forgive me for all the things I have done.

From where do you get this idea this is universal? YOU may fall back, YOU may do things you realize to be wrong, YOU may lack strength, but True Christians™ are New Creatures (2 Corinthians 5:17), sinless creatures.

At the root of Jesus was humility. KEYWORD = HUMILITY.

Can you please share the Biblical chapter and verse(s) in which you find this "root of Jesus"? Thank you.

I stress this to you Brother Percy. Your behavior on these boards is not that of humility. You show contempt and use words that make GOD look very bad.

Brother Percy exclusively uses the very Word of God Himself to make and support his point, dear. You are accusing the Holy Bible of making God look very bad!

Imagine how many people show contempt for Christianity.

People show contempt for Christianity because they want to make sinful choices without feeling bad. In fact, your very own church has fallen into this trap and that's why you've been taught such baloney as "the root of Jesus is humility"! What a bunch of watered-down, modern day ego-boosting psycho-babble created to make you feel good about yourself, patient when you fail God, happy to go to your church and give them your money. And that's really what it comes down to - you're being played, dear. You've bought a theology that cannot be found in the Holy Bible but can be found in America. You bought this theology because it gives you warm-fuzzy feelings and makes you hate yourself a little less. You bought this theology because it allows you to think your conscience is clear when having gay sex. But you've bought this theology with your very soul and you will pay with it for eternity if you don't snap out of this garbage and look to what the LORD really says.

Christianity isn't about creating a lynch mob. Just remember the story about Jesus and the whore. All the men who judged her would have stoned her. Jesus declared for any man who hasn't sinned to be the first to throw one. Obviously no man could. A major lesson in humility and hypocrisy.

Lynch mob, no. Capital punishment, yes. The LORD blatantly commands capital punishment for people who don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); witches (Exodus 22:17); homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13;Romans 1:24-32); fortunetellers (Leviticus 20:27) kids who hit their dads (Exodus 21:15); kids who curse their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); adulterers (Leviticus 20:10); non-Christians (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); atheists (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); false prophets (Zechariah 13:3); the entire town of one who worships another god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); non-virgin brides (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); and blasphemers (Leviticus 24:10-16). It is only because we are commanded to obey to secular law that we do not pursue this capital punishment (1 Peter 2:13-17). However, with the upcoming election, we can look forward to a New Era, one in which God's Law is once again the moral basis of secular law.

HOW IN THE WORLD CAN WE JUDGE EACH OTHER WHEN EVERY ONE OF US ARE THE SAME IN GOD'S EYES?

We're not the same in God's eyes. I, for example, am clean and pure. The LORD sees naught but righteousness (Isaiah 44:22).

[Didymus Much]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

...Christianity isn't about creating a lynch mob....

...Lynch mob, no...

Deuteronomy 22:21, "Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you"

Oh, right. That's a stoning mob, totally different thing, right, sorry.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Deuteronomy 22:21, "Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you"

Oh, right. That's a stoning mob, totally different thing, right, sorry.

I'm glad you understand.

[Odef 01]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Why in Gods name would you want to when you have the real thing one inch away??

1.) They stink....They are a bung hole!!!
2.) Tight on insertion only....no kegel muscles to tighten down with.
3.) A bottomless hole....no cervix to bottom out on.
4.) THEY STINK!!! no one wants a dookie.

GOD is GOOD!!!!

[ShawnSalmon]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Why in Gods name would you want to when you have the real thing one inch away??

1.) They stink....They are a bung hole!!!
2.) Tight on insertion only....no kegel muscles to tighten down with.
3.) A bottomless hole....no cervix to bottom out on.
4.) THEY STINK!!! no one wants a dookie.

GOD is GOOD!!!!

Oh come on, it sounds like you've never tried it. Try it out, it's fun!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Oh come on, it sounds like you've never tried it. Try it out, it's fun!

The Bible (KJV1611) has a few things to say about having "fun", but nowhere does it say it consists of sticking a tallywhacker up a rectum – male or female.

There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labour. This also I saw, that it was from the hand of God.

- Ecclesiastes 2:24


And also that every man should eat and drink, and enjoy the good of all his labour, it is the gift of God.

- Ecclesiastes 3:13

[Odef 01]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Oh come on, it sounds like you've never tried it. Try it out, it's fun!

Be gone you vile sodomite.....



GOD is GOOD!!!

[Ringsworth Spanker]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

I am shocked and stunned by Shawn the Salmon.

Inciting good True Christians to commit the foul sin of Sodom is like Satan himself trying to tempt Christ in the wilderness.

On this board Mr Salmon you will find that faith is too strong to succumb to the pleasures you so temptingly dangle in front of us.

[TheOnlyTrueOne]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

How can you read all of the above and not think a woman is a dirty flower presser if she wants to have anal sex?

Does Brother Percy have to write you a map?

What is it with you people? I bet you're part of Big Sodomy and this is your attempt to get it onto the Law Books

Well I got to tell you, buster. I'm not gay and I've never thought about anal sex (except when I'm at work but that is not for now) so what do you have to say to that, so called queer enabler?

All the best.
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What are you even talking about? Can you keep a paragraph going with the same topic? Thanks that'd be great.

[John Creeser]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

What are you even talking about? Can you keep a paragraph going with the same topic? Thanks that'd be great.

You know what would be great? If you could apologize to Dr. Niles and then tell us how you came to find Jesus by introducing yourself here.

[Marie Thy Name]

Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

Seriously when quoting the bible, which version do you insist upon using? I am asking genuinely! I would prefer if you all stuck to the one that JESUS wrote down himself, not these ones that have been twisted by evil monkey loving hoomans. The king james, the living bible, the new international, the new king james, or any bible that is NOT in the original GREEK or Aramaic is NOT the word of yaweh and you all are blasphemous.