A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

[Larry Lee]

You better sit down with your Bible, because you will definitely need the Lord's help in about two minutes, after you read this news story:

Transgender man is pregnant

Thomas Beattie lives in Oregon and is married to a woman named Nancy. He's pregnant.

"To our neighbors, my wife, Nancy, and I don’t appear in the least unusual. To those in the quiet Oregon community where we live, we are viewed just as we are -- a happy couple deeply in love. Our desire to work hard, buy our first home, and start a family was nothing out of the ordinary. That is, until we decided that I would carry our child."

"I am transgender, legally male, and legally married to Nancy. Unlike those in same-sex marriages, domestic partnerships, or civil unions, Nancy and I are afforded the more than 1,100 federal rights of marriage. Sterilization is not a requirement for sex reassignment, so I decided to have chest reconstruction and testosterone therapy but kept my reproductive rights. Wanting to have a biological child is neither a male nor female desire, but a human desire."

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/24/transgender-man-is-p.html

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Unchristian image removed at Christ's urging -LL

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

You better sit down with your Bible, because you will definitely need the Lord's help in about two minutes, after you read this news story:

A couple in love is having a baby - what's the big deal?

[SUV]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

I always Weep Like Jesus!

And puke

As long as I do it all for Him.....

It's all good!

[Brother V]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

You better sit down with your Bible, because you will definitely need the Lord's help in about two minutes, after you read this news story:

Larry, I'm going to have to give you an infraction for posting a picture of a woman's boobies!

I don't like that I have to, but then, parents always say that spanking hurts them more than the child, but in my experience a sore bottom lasts longer than a tingly hand.

V

[SUV]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

Larry, I'm going to have to give you an infraction for posting a picture of a woman's boobies!

I don't like that I have to, but then, parents always say that spanking hurts them more than the child, but in my experience a sore bottom lasts longer than a tingly hand.

V

Oooh...Senior Pastor fight!

SENIOR PASTOR FIGHT!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

I wonder what kind of deformed monkey is going to come out of that testosterone shooting sex monster pervert? How would you raise a child in a family like that? Everywhere he goes, the kid is going to be taunted by, "Who's your daddy", as if he was Manuel Ramirez.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

A couple in love is having a baby - what's the big deal?

Plenty, if you believe God's Word. God created each of us to be a man or a woman, not a he-she or a transman:

Genesis 1:27: So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Mark 10:6: But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

Besides, childbearing is part of God's punishment specifically for women:

Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire [shall be] to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

(There's a 3:16 to quote to the hippy-dippy liberal "Christians" who think that the Bible begins and ends with John 3:16.)

[Larry Lee]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

Oooh...Senior Pastor fight!

SENIOR PASTOR FIGHT!!!

No Sister SUV, I was wrong to cause my fellow True Christians(tM) to stumble. Just reading about those trans-homers is more than enough information for the members of our Holy Board, who spend most of their time in prayer and service to humanity.

[Mr Godwin]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

I wonder what kind of deformed monkey is going to come out . . .

An abomnation, that's what. Science has gone too far this time, it's extraordinary. None of the students in my Baptist classrooms have pregnant fathers. What would become of the PTA? Our household is in lockdown mode this afternoon, brothers. I have taken my mother's laptop away, and she's had a tranquilizer and bed rest before dinner. My little boys have been ordered to the parlor for prayers. It's extraordinary, and I'm fed up.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

Are we sure this isn't really a man who just thought up a very strange and unusual lie to explain away his beer belly, possible a sodomite who thought he could get pregnant by being sodomized and is confused by his beer belly?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

So as I see it there’s a woman and a man who’s a woman and they are married and the man who’s a woman is pregnant.

The man who’s a woman is pregnant, so there’s got to be another man. So was the man who lay with the man who’s a woman, a sodomite or not?

And if the man who’s a woman and the woman are married, did some heathen church marry 2 women or a woman and a man (who’s a woman)?

And if they were married before God, is there adultery here?

And finally, (ladies and the weak of heart avert your eyes)

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How will the infant emerge into the world?

By the Walls of Jericho, this is a puzzler.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I probably should not have clicked on the link.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

How will the infant emerge into the world?

By the Walls of Jericho, this is a puzzler.

This was my question, too, Brother Ezekiel, although my simpler female mind framed it as, "But how will the baby come out of his peepee?"

[Nobar King]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

This is confusing me again. I'm getting out of here.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: A story that'll make you weep like Jesus (or puke)

So as I see it there’s a woman and a man who’s a woman and they are married and the man who’s a woman is pregnant.

The man who’s a woman is pregnant, so there’s got to be another man. So was the man who lay with the man who’s a woman, a sodomite or not?

And if the man who’s a woman and the woman are married, did some heathen church marry 2 women or a woman and a man (who’s a woman)?

And if they were married before God, is there adultery here?

And finally, (ladies and the weak of heart avert your eyes)

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How will the infant emerge into the world?

By the Walls of Jericho, this is a puzzler.

According to the article, only the top half of his body was surgically altered, so he can give birth via his vagina. And if he had had phalloplasty (construction of a penis), he could still give birth via C-section.