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  • Bob4God
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    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274
    #1

    BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

    Never did I think I would live to see a President of the United States come out and say he supports same-sex marriage.

    Leave it to a black man to disappoint me.

    I have been praying that JESUS will be patient with the USA until we can elect a True Christian president, but now I am fearful that the LORD's wrath will be contained no longer!

    Obama made the announcement right in the middle of tornado season. If I was a man of lesser faith, I'd be stocking my basement with canned goods and water.

    This new expression of support for queers from the leader of the free world is going to put a lot of strain on our Christian marriages.
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    Tags: barrack obama, marriage is not for you fags, radical gay agenda
    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996
      #2
      Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

      On the plus side, Brother B4G, Obama followed up by saying he believes the issue should be left up to the states.

      So, as is typical of Obama, he will strongly and publicly state a moral position, and then equally solidly affirm out his absolute refusal to do anything whatsoever about it.

      So at least there's that.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

          It's doesn't matter. Yes, Obama was illegally elected in'08 by a collation of activist voters and the black panthers (were was my vote in that Mr Obama?) but Obama is still President! To see THE PRESIDENT of this CHRISTIAN nation spit in the face of tradition American values (as in Christian) is just disgusting.

          Obama has just committed High Treason and Crimes against the United States of America and should be impeached!

          Obama well know it says somewhere in the Constitution (or was it the Federalist Papers) that America IS, ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE a Christian nation. To go so blatantly against Christian values as this is just an attack upon the foundations of our Democracy.

          Look, King James was a flaming queer, the founders of America migrated from England to get away from that literal gaylord! It is in the DNA of Americans to harass and belittle gays at every turn. Obama has NO right to change that!

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

              The Kenyan usurper previously said that his position was "evolving." This just goes to show you where evil-utionism leads.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453
                  #5
                  Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                  No doubt, Mrs. OBanana caught the 'man on the down low' with one of the janitors so he had to make it leagal to 'be acceptable'. I do not know of any false religion that promotes homersexual people, let alone a True Christian(tm) one.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309
                      #6
                      Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                      You know, I didn't think I could hate Osambo anymore than I already did.

                      I was wrong.
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                        • Bob4God
                          Moderator
                          Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                          Hands folded for Jesus
                           
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 5274
                          #7
                          Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                          I can't help but feel sorry for our own Brother Bessemer.

                          Even with his surgery, the temptation for him to lapse back into his old lifestyle will be overwhelming.

                          We need to keep an eye on him and if he starts exhibiting any signs at all of homosexuality or democratic thinking, call the pastors immediately!
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                          - Proverbs 15:3

                          CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                              I've been saying this all along! The joo uses the nigra as it's muscle, and the nigra uses the queer as it's tool. It's called "on the down low" in ebonics. They won't be happy until every Blessed one of us is a practicing homer!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Jedediah
                                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                  Fisher of Men
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Feb 2010
                                  • 6824
                                  #9
                                  Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                                  Well, we can pretty much bank on one of the worst hurricane seasons ever now. I doubt even Pat Robertson will be able to pray away God's wrath this time.
                                  II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                  And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                  In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                  Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                  The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
                                      #10
                                      Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                                      Look at the way queers are mocking marriage already.

                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Mary Etheldreda
                                          Gushing for Jesus
                                           
                                          • Sep 2011
                                          • 23775
                                          #11
                                          Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                                          Does this mean we can expect an increase in kidnappings and rapes and more exposure to Broadway?

                                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                              True Christian™
                                               
                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 9384
                                              #12
                                              Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                              On the plus side, Brother B4G, Obama followed up by saying he believes the issue should be left up to the states.

                                              So, as is typical of Obama, he will strongly and publicly state a moral position, and then equally solidly affirm out his absolute refusal to do anything whatsoever about it.

                                              So at least there's that.
                                              I have to hand it to you Reverend, as an inspired man of God you do seem to always have a positive note when confronted with adversity – and in this case a travesty. The leader of the free world and the most powerful nation on earth has declared open season for anal sex, and no male rectum will be safe on the streets or secure in their own homes.

                                              I do see another positive note with the possibility that the nigra population will follow Obama's lead in this and will all turn homer, thus solving the welfare queen problem. No doubt he will ask the Congressional Budget Office to score this and will announce that the budged deficit problem has been solved in the upcoming campaign.
                                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                              ...and get off my lawn
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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 78556
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                                                  That boy makes a mockery of the God-given U.S. Constitution!

                                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                       
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 78556
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                                                      And now Obama's thugs are persecuting Godly Pastors just because they take a stand against radical homersexurality!! Outrageous!

                                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                        • Zechariah Smyth
                                                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Feb 2011
                                                          • 15251
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                                                          I'd say Michelle has about two weeks until she's thrown out on her huge negress behind. Oh well, she can always be a cleaning lady.



                                                          Yours in Christ,

                                                          Z. Smyth
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