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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12596

    #16
    Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

    I wish there were some way to shield the children of Freehold from this news. The homer lifestyle, with its dancing and prancing about, was such a temptation before this news, it now looks even better.

    We need to make it clear to our children in Freehold homerism is the road to hell. And, parents need to know if they vote for Obama they, too, will spend eternity in hell.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #17
      Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

      Article II, Section 4, of the U.S. Constitution.

      The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #18
        Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
        Article II, Section 4, of the U.S. Constitution.

        The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
        GLORY! This is support for the unholy monogamous union of two queer boys is HIGH TREASON against the United States of America. If Jesus wanted gay marriage in America He would have said something about it in The Bible!

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          I do see another positive note with the possibility that the nigra population will follow Obama's lead in this and will all turn homer, thus solving the welfare queen problem. No doubt he will ask the Congressional Budget Office to score this and will announce that the budged deficit problem has been solved in the upcoming campaign.
          That's a great point, Brother.

          They do all follow exactly what ZerObama tells them to do . . . I just hope they can stay within their own race, instead of attempting to gang-rape white Christian men at truck stops!
          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          I'd say Michelle has about two weeks until she's thrown out on her huge negress behind. Oh well, she can always be a cleaning lady.
          She could team up with Richard Simmons and do an exercise video. "Sweatin' to the Oldies: Jungle Style"?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • tom kinight
            Unsaved trash, filthy blasphemous foreigner
            • Mar 2012
            • 123

            #20
            Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            On the plus side, Brother B4G, Obama followed up by saying he believes the issue should be left up to the states.

            So, as is typical of Obama, he will strongly and publicly state a moral position, and then equally solidly affirm out his absolute refusal to do anything whatsoever about it.

            So at least there's that.
            Ugh Im tired of explaining this. Sodom and Gamorrah was about hospitality and rape. You have taken the bible out of context... anyway the lord made the bible to be open to interpretation.. if you dont like homosexuality stop bitching about and do something more productive. do you know there was no word for homosexuality in Hebrew at the time the bible was written... that means someone played fill in the blank

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            • Jack O'fagan
              With faith as immovable as the Earth
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 4836

              #21
              Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

              Originally posted by tom kinight View Post
              ... anyway the lord made the bible to be open to interpretation..
              I have missed that Bible passage. Can you post it please?


              Luke 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

              John 3:16
              For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


              Which one of those two do you think needs 'interpreting'? Let my guess. Is it the one that doesn't match the way you would like the Bible to be?



              YIC

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • tom kinight
                Unsaved trash, filthy blasphemous foreigner
                • Mar 2012
                • 123

                #22
                Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                I have missed that Bible passage. Can you post it please?


                Luke 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

                John 3:16
                For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


                Which one of those two do you think needs 'interpreting'? Let my guess. Is it the one that doesn't match the way you would like the Bible to be?



                YIC

                Jack


                Isaiah 37:15

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                • tom kinight
                  Unsaved trash, filthy blasphemous foreigner
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 123

                  #23
                  Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  Never did I think I would live to see a President of the United States come out and say he supports same-sex marriage.

                  Leave it to a black man to disappoint me.

                  I have been praying that JESUS will be patient with the USA until we can elect a True Christian president, but now I am fearful that the LORD's wrath will be contained no longer!

                  Obama made the announcement right in the middle of tornado season. If I was a man of lesser faith, I'd be stocking my basement with canned goods and water.

                  This new expression of support for queers from the leader of the free world is going to put a lot of strain on our Christian marriages.
                  Is all this about Obama giving an honest and intelligent opinion about
                  same-sex marriage? If you are married are you now worried that your
                  wife will leave you and run off with the woman next door because what
                  Obama said?
                  You mean put a lot of strain on our married Christian closet gays. Yes it will put a lot of strain on weak and ineffectual marriages
                  that are purported to be godly marriages. Somehow, though, atheist
                  marriages will not be affected at all. They will stand on their own
                  legs because they don't need religious claptrap to pretend to hold
                  them together.

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                  • tom kinight
                    Unsaved trash, filthy blasphemous foreigner
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 123

                    #24
                    Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    It's doesn't matter. Yes, Obama was illegally elected in'08 by a collation of activist voters and the black panthers (were was my vote in that Mr Obama?) but Obama is still President! To see THE PRESIDENT of this CHRISTIAN nation spit in the face of tradition American values (as in Christian) is just disgusting.

                    Obama has just committed High Treason and Crimes against the United States of America and should be impeached!

                    Obama well know it says somewhere in the Constitution (or was it the Federalist Papers) that America IS, ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE a Christian nation. To go so blatantly against Christian values as this is just an attack upon the foundations of our Democracy.

                    Look, King James was a flaming queer, the founders of America migrated from England to get away from that literal gaylord! It is in the DNA of Americans to harass and belittle gays at every turn. Obama has NO right to change that!




                    Yes, Obama was illegally elected in'08 by a
                    > collation of activist voters and the black panthers (were was my vote
                    > in that Mr Obama?)

                    Them thar durned Black Panthers!
                    > but Obama is still President! To see THE PRESIDENT
                    > of this CHRISTIAN nation spit in the face of tradition American values
                    > (as in Christian) is just disgusting.
                    > Obama has just committed High Treason and Crimes against the United
                    > States of America and should be impeached!



                    Oh My Gawd! (Nice addition :-D)
                    > Obama well know it says somewhere in the Constitution (or was it the
                    > Federalist Papers) that America IS, ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE
                    > a Christian nation. To go so blatantly against Christian values as
                    > this is just an attack upon the foundations of our Democracy.I have
                    > been praying that JESUS will be patient with the USA until we can
                    > elect a True Christian president, but now I am fearful that the LORD's
                    > wrath will be contained no longer!

                    > Obama made the announcement right in the middle of tornado season. If
                    > I was a man of lesser faith, I'd be stocking my basement with canned
                    > goods and water.



                    That might still be a good idea for reasons other than the one's you think
                    :-D
                    > This new expression of support for GAYS from the leader of the free
                    > world is going to put a lot of strain on our Christian marriages.



                    GASP! Gay men coming out and being themselves! What is the world coming to!

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #25
                      Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                      Originally posted by tom kinight View Post
                      Ugh Im tired of explaining this. Sodom and Gamorrah was about hospitality and rape. You have taken the bible out of context... anyway the lord made the bible to be open to interpretation.. if you dont like homosexuality stop bitching about and do something more productive. do you know there was no word for homosexuality in Hebrew at the time the bible was written... that means someone played fill in the blank
                      I didn't say anything about the Bible, or about Sodom and Gomorrah. What are you replying to?

                      Did you even read what I wrote, which you quoted? I was giving thanks that while Obama had stated a horrific position, at least he had also promised to do as he usually does, and not actually DO anything about the position he selected.

                      You're a retarded, aren't you . . .
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • tom kinight
                        Unsaved trash, filthy blasphemous foreigner
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 123

                        #26
                        Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                        Nowhere in the Constitution or the Federalist papers does it say that this is a Christian nation. The fact that you, & a number of conservatives believe that B.S. is what is really truly disturbing.
                        Just stop obsessing about anal sex & actually do good works like caring for the sick & the poor like Jesus said. You are hiding behind a subject Jesus never spoke about to avoid what Jesus actually did speak about. That makes you a coward.

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                        • Noah Sole
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 865

                          #27
                          Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                          Originally posted by tom kinight View Post
                          Nowhere in the Constitution or the Federalist papers does it say that this is a Christian nation. The fact that you, & a number of conservatives believe that B.S. is what is really truly disturbing.
                          Just stop obsessing about anal sex & actually do good works like caring for the sick & the poor like Jesus said. You are hiding behind a subject Jesus never spoke about to avoid what Jesus actually did speak about. That makes you a coward.
                          Hey Tom

                          Welcome back. For someone so obsessed with caring for the sick and the poor (not to mention homers etc) why have you got a picture of Reinhard Heydrich as your avatar? A chap not known for his liberal, caring views. Just wondered.

                          All the best
                          Genesis 7:5
                          And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                          John 8:32
                          And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #28
                            Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                            Originally posted by tom kinight View Post
                            Nowhere in the Constitution or the Federalist papers does it say that this is a Christian nation. The fact that you, & a number of conservatives believe that B.S. is what is really truly disturbing.
                            Just stop obsessing about anal sex & actually do good works like caring for the sick & the poor like Jesus said. You are hiding behind a subject Jesus never spoke about to avoid what Jesus actually did speak about. That makes you a coward.
                            Oh next you are going to tell me Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, Ben Franklin and George Washington weren't Christians. Let me guess, they all worshiped some invisible creator of the universe.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #29
                              Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                              I hope you all realize that this means that Obama is a queer.

                              Who else would support gay marriage? Come on.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Bob4God
                                Moderator
                                Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                                Hands folded for Jesus
                                 
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 5274

                                #30
                                Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama Officially Supports Fag marriage!

                                Isaiah 37:15 ???

                                Tom?

                                You were asked to provide scripture that says that GOD made the Bible open to interpretation, rather than just GOD meaning what He wrote down.
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