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  • Higher Love
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 110

    #1

    Converters should remember

    Number 14:18

    "The Lord is slow to anger, abounding in love and forgiving in sin and rebellion. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation."
  • Magikarp
    hateful Danish communis
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 266

    #2
    Re: Converters should remember

    Converters to what?
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22854

      #3
      Re: Converters should remember

      Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
      Converters to what?
      Perhaps it's a typo, perhaps he meant "Conservers should remember" Perhaps he wanted something conserved and someone forgot to do it.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #4
        Re: Converters should remember

        Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
        Number 14:18

        "The Lord is slow to anger, abounding in love and forgiving in sin and rebellion. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation."
        Are you a sodomite? Is that why you started a thread in here?

        Go ahead and tell us about it, only don't gross us out, ok?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Higher Love
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2008
          • 110

          #5
          Re: Converters should remember

          if you read the bible youd understand

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #6
            Re: Converters should remember

            Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
            if you read the bible youd understand
            How dare you question my Biblical abilities!?

            I'll have you know that I had the entire KJV1611 Bible committed to memory by the age of 7 years old! My Godly father beat the Bible into me, like any good Christian father would. Can you say the same?

            Show some respect for your betters, maggot.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Magikarp
              hateful Danish communis
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2008
              • 266

              #7
              Re: Converters should remember

              Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
              if you read the bible youd understand


              Excuse me.....



              These guys are Christians, did you know that? They know the bible inside and out, and neither I nor them understood what point you were trying to get across.

              (or at least I think so. Pastor Zeke, did you understand what that idjit meant?)
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Higher Love
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 110

                #8
                Re: Converters should remember
                Originally posted by Magikarp View Post


                Excuse me.....



                These guys are Christians, did you know that? They know the bible inside and out, and neither I nor them understood what point you were trying to get across.

                (or at least I think so. Pastor Zeke, did you understand what that idjit meant?)
                clearly lacking in faith a little bit
                dont worry im here to make them see the faith more

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                • Magikarp
                  hateful Danish communis
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 266

                  #9
                  Re: Converters should remember

                  Originally posted by Higher Love View Post


                  clearly lacking in faith a little bit
                  dont worry im here to make them see the faith more
                  O...k.... I'll just be watching you do that.... from a safe distance....

                  I really don't think he gets it, Pastor Zeke. How can he be helped now?
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Higher Love
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 110

                    #10
                    Re: Converters should remember
                    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
                    O...k.... I'll just be watching you do that.... from a safe distance....

                    I really don't think he gets it, Pastor Zeke. How can he be helped now?
                    good laddy

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                    • Magikarp
                      hateful Danish communis
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 266

                      #11
                      Re: Converters should remember

                      Originally posted by Higher Love View Post


                      good laddy


                      Do you even know what you're talking about now, BTG?
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • Higher Love
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 110

                        #12
                        Re: Converters should remember
                        Originally posted by Magikarp View Post


                        Do you even know what you're talking about now, BTG?

                        im not BTG laddy

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                        • Magikarp
                          hateful Danish communis
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 266

                          #13
                          Re: Converters should remember



                          A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!


                          A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow.


                          Well, for one, you sure as hell post in the same style that he does. Secondly, you type the same way as him (i.e a child)

                          If you're not him, you're definatley one of his buddies.

                          p.s: Can someone confirm if this is the same guy, but just bypassing his ban?
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Higher Love
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 110

                            #14
                            Re: Converters should remember
                            Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
                            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...1&postcount=54

                            A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!


                            A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow.


                            Well, for one, you sure as hell post in the same style that he does. Secondly, you type the same way as him (i.e a child)

                            If you're not him, you're definatley one of his buddies.

                            p.s: Can someone confirm if this is the same guy, but just bypassing his ban?
                            go ahead, try prove im someone im not
                            youll come out as wrong, but god will forgive you for this do not worry

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                            • Magikarp
                              hateful Danish communis
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 266

                              #15
                              Re: Converters should remember

                              Ugh, whatever, I'm done arguing with you. Your posts make absolutley no sense, and you attacked a pastor. I don't think things are looking good for you right now, considering Pastor Zeke was the one you pissed off.
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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