[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

asexuality is a natural thing that only about 1% of the worlds entire population deal with. So, assuming there's roughly 7,500,000,000 (because population change and all that jazz), that's only about 7,500,000, which really isn't that much. So no, they're not going to cause the decline of the human population or anything like that.

That's 7,500,000 x 5 souls (figure half of this number is women, each woman should ideally have between 7-13 little blessings each). They're not *your* souls so how easy it must be to totally disregard them. Do you disregard people's money, too? Do you think Donald Trump sits in his golden tower and thinks to himself, "Well, if I invest poorly, I'll loose a million dollars, but no big whoop because I've got billions more"? Of course not! People who collect enjoy collecting as much as the final collection. Since we are created in God's Image, I imagine He likes to collect soul (which is why Lucifer tries to catch as many as he can, to thwart the Lord thy God's soul collecting hobby). I think you're very self-centered and that's why you like people who snub their noses at the Baby Jesus. Your parents should have beat more sense into you as an impressionable child.

[Please Flush Me]

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That's 7,500,000 x 5 souls (figure half of this number is women, each woman should ideally have between 7-13 little blessings each). They're not *your* souls so how easy it must be to totally disregard them.

7-13 "little blessings"? There is no way that that is safe. Each pregnancy increase the risk of death or other complications occurring, therefore, the more you get pregnant, the the more chance you of dying.


No thanks. I like living.

I think you're very self-centered and that's why you like people who snub their noses at the Baby Jesus. Your parents should have beat more sense into you as an impressionable child.

Oh yes. Totally selfish. How dare I refuse to bring a child into this world withot being able provide them with the basic necessities.


I was smart enough to have some sense about me without my parents beating me. Can I assume by your comment that you didn't? Oh dear. That would get you taken away from them here. That really is an unsafe environment to raise a child.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

BACKTALK AND SASS REMOVED FOR BREVITY AND THEN THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT

Why do you call yourself Please Save Me when you are so clearly opposed to salvation? Do please adopt a more friendly attitude because you are acting in an aggressive manner. We are friendly and polite here.

[Please Flush Me]

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Why do you call yourself Please Save Me when you are so clearly opposed to salvation? Do please adopt a more friendly attitude because you are acting in an aggressive manner. We are friendly and polite here.

That's agressive? Huh. Well, guess there's a first for everything.


Also, cause I can

[Didymus Much]

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That's agressive?...

Yes, passive aggressive, and you are hardly the first. There's a book you should read by the master of the subject: link.

...Also, cause I can

As long as the moderators decide to tolerate you, before exercising their rights.

[Please Flush Me]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Yes, passive aggressive, and you are hardly the first. There's a book you should read by the master of the subject: link.



As long as the moderators decide to tolerate you, before exercising their rights.

Well then he should have put "passive" in front if that what he meant. I'm not sure if you know, but there's this thing in English where putting a word before another can change the meaning, sometimes slightly, sometimes drastically. It truly is magical


Oh no! I'm so scared!


What do you think they'll do to me?


Actually... how will they do anything to me? there's an entire ocean between us. Plus there's the matter of finding me... and then there are these pesky things called laws... oh well

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh no! I'm so scared!


What do you think they'll do to me?


Actually... how will they do anything to me? there's an entire ocean between us. Plus there's the matter of finding me... and then there are these pesky things called laws... oh well

You sound paranoid, friend. We've got no interest in harming your person or vandalizing your possessions. Why would we? We want what's best for you. We want you to know your options. We want you understand what's in store for you. It's not us you need to fear, dear. Fear the One who can take everything that's dear to you, twist it inside out, turn it against you, submit it to torment, and then damn your pitiful soul to Hell for all eternity (Matthew 10:28). We won't hurt you. We'll just watch and praise Him, and laugh and laugh and laugh (Psalm 2:4).

[Please Flush Me]

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Fear the One who can take everything that's dear to you, twist it inside out, turn it against you, submit it to torment, and then damn your pitiful soul to Hell for all eternity (Matthew 10:28).

So no different to what the anxiety and the depression do already? That doesn't seem so bad. I've survived this long, I think I can hold out.


Oooh, think they'll let me into Nirvana?

[Please Flush Me]

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Ah damn, I screwed up. I was actually asking if they'd let me into Valhalla. Seems more pleasing than Heaven

[Elmer G. White]

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Seriously? They found HUMAN REMAINS that they were able to date back 40,000 years. You know, through actual, scientific methods?

Oh, but I forgot, that's not really your sort of thing, is it?

Okay then, what about the cave art that predates written word? You do know that's a thing, right?

Dear Sinner,

Are you actually taking the preposterous claims of atheist geologist at face value? Dating methods are notoriously unreliable, and people who have actually acquired some proper education (both in natural sciences AND in Bible studies) have determined that as these alleged dates conflict with the Bible, they must be discarded.

Such dating methods are based on assumptions that cannot be proven. In the case of carbon-14 dating, one such assumption is that the plants buried in strata deep in the geologic record had the same ratio of carbon-14 to carbon-12 as those today. However, there is no way to know if the production and atmospheric concentration of carbon-14 were the same when those plants were buried.

All people, including Austrian Aborigines, are descended from Noah’s family. After God confused the languages of people at the Tower of Babel, in the years following the global Flood of about 2350 BC, groups of people dispersed through the world. [I told you so previously] Each group surely possessed knowledge of some current technology in addition to their new language. Thus, we expect to see evidence of intelligent people scattered all over the world, including these paintings in Narwala Gabarnmang...

As you can see, your claim collapses totally when it is considered against the background of Biblical proof. Furthermore, I must ask you if you were there when these cave paintings were made! Were you there? Again, all the so-called evidence is just hearsay and not of the same quality as eyewitness accounts.

We have an eyewitness account. God was there.

The atheist scholars have been deceived. They chose to disobey God and, as a result, God continues to bombard them with false information. As an omnipotent being (Revelation 19:6), it is also an easy task for God to provide the tellyscopes and Geiger Counters with delusional data. The only way to see the World as it Really is is to Repent and follow Jesus. Otherwise, the result will be as follows:

Isaiah 66:4
I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them; because when I called, none did answer; when I spake, they did not hear: but they did evil before mine eyes, and chose that in which I delighted not.

2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Please Flush Me]

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As you can see, your claim collapses totally when it is considered against the background of Biblical proof. Furthermore, I must ask you if you were there when these cave paintings were made! Were you there? Again, all the so-called evidence is just hearsay and not of the same quality as eyewitness accounts.

We have an eyewitness account. God was there.

Your eyewitness account is a being that no one has never seen, let alone captured proof of existing, so the way I see it, it is your claim that collapses, especially when held against the multitude of physical proof available.


You ask me if I was there when the cave painting where made, so I find myself having to ask, where you there when the Bible was written? Who's to say that it wasn't just the ramblings of a man suffering from delusions?

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Your eyewitness account is a being that no one has never seen, let alone captured proof of existing, so the way I see it, it is your claim that collapses, especially when held against the multitude of physical proof available.


You ask me if I was there when the cave painting where made, so I find myself having to ask, where you there when the Bible was written? Who's to say that it wasn't just the ramblings of a man suffering from delusions?

He was not there, but Moses was there. Can you name one of the magical 40,000 year old cave painters? I guess not.


By the way, it shows that your father did not hit you with the rod. It shows very clearly.


People, take this as an example of what happens if you don't hit your children hard as told in the Bible:


Proverbs 13:2 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

I will hit mine now, coming back in 15 minutes.

[Please Flush Me]

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He was not there, but Moses was there. Can you name one of the magical 40,000 year old cave painters? I guess not.


By the way, it shows that your father did not hit you with the rod. It shows very clearly.

I don't know the names they once held, but the Mungo Man and Mungo Woman were there roughly 40000 years ago, but oh wait, apparently hard, scientific evidence is inferior to word of a guy that was probably high as all hell.


Oh dear, your kids must absolutely loath you. I look forward to the day they get sick of you abusing them. I wonder how they'll retaliate?

[Didymus Much]

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...Oh dear, your kids must absolutely loath you. I look forward to the day they get sick of you abusing them. I wonder how they'll retaliate?

Out of arguments, so here come the ad hominems and other fallacies.

[Mrs. Smith]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

It's so blatantly obvious- asexuals and homosexuals are both equally sinners. You are not making children. It's as easy as that.