[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hope to get to know you as well, and I guess it is something I will have to ask forgiveness for from god, as it is something without his help I will never be able to change. I simply pray he is forgiving of it as I try to spread his word and follow him in day to day life.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Gregory Mitch]

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I'm honestly wondering, though. Why you gotta be mean

Mean? My poor confused friend, is telling the truth and helping to save your soul from "mean"?
Maybe this will help: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/donor...OF%20HELL!.htm

[SoldierofChrist]

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God tells us all to "Be fruitful and multiply!" Which is impossible if one does not marry and have sex with their spouse

[Didymus Much]

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God tells us all to "Be fruitful and multiply!" Which is impossible if one does not marry and have sex with their spouse

Artificial insemination (which has been going on since 1884) doesn't exist in your universe?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Artificial insemination (which has been going on since 1884) doesn't exist in your universe?

Shut your pie hole, pervert.

[Acts 29]

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I have a few things which I would like to weigh in with.

Firstly, is there really any need for smilies showing people getting blown up? How do you plan on evangelizing to dead people? And why is that mixed in with a pirate and a ninja? Seems slightly inconsistant. Also why is "True Christian" a registered trademark? It just looks silly.

As for the topic at hand, all of you go on about people "not being supposed to enjoy sex." Clearly you don't recall the entire book of Song of Solomon which clearly depicts a loving, sexual relationship which is enjoyed by both parties and isn't necessarily about making babies. Genesis 1 is a blessing, not a command and you can tell because it says "God blessed them saying..."

Furthermore, you would probably not be too happy if I were to go around having casual sex with large groups of people so what's your problem with me not wanting to do that? Perhaps God just decided to spare me from sexual temptation so that I can get on with important things like doing crazy science all day long or forming close relationships with people unsullied by a desire to have sex with them.

In addition, what's with the threats of rape and stoning? Why would an asexual who isn't a Christian want to become a Christian if they thought what would happen to them is corrective rape and if that doesn't work (which it wouldn't) they get murdered brutally?

Lastly, asexuals are ugly? Please, if you did any research you would find some pretty attractive asexuals on the internet. Heck, I know I'm not the best looking guy in the world but that doesn't mean I couldn't get a gf if I wanted one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have a few things which I would like to weigh in with.

Firstly, is there really any need for smilies showing people getting blown up? How do you plan on evangelizing to dead people? And why is that mixed in with a pirate and a ninja? Seems slightly inconsistant. Also why is "True Christian" a registered trademark? It just looks silly.

As for the topic at hand, all of you go on about people "not being supposed to enjoy sex." Clearly you don't recall the entire book of Song of Solomon which clearly depicts a loving, sexual relationship which is enjoyed by both parties and isn't necessarily about making babies. Genesis 1 is a blessing, not a command and you can tell because it says "God blessed them saying..."

Furthermore, you would probably not be too happy if I were to go around having casual sex with large groups of people so what's your problem with me not wanting to do that? Perhaps God just decided to spare me from sexual temptation so that I can get on with important things like doing crazy science all day long or forming close relationships with people unsullied by a desire to have sex with them.

In addition, what's with the threats of rape and stoning? Why would an asexual who isn't a Christian want to become a Christian if they thought what would happen to them is corrective rape and if that doesn't work (which it wouldn't) they get murdered brutally?

Lastly, asexuals are ugly? Please, if you did any research you would find some pretty attractive asexuals on the internet. Heck, I know I'm not the best looking guy in the world but that doesn't mean I couldn't get a gf if I wanted one.

tl;dr

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

[Whatever...]

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I think you just gave me the motivation I need to kill myself...
Thanks.... Someone just explained to me what asexual means.. and it kinda fits me... This is the thing to push me off the edge.. GJ

[Didymus Much]

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...This is the thing to push me off the edge.. GJ

Responsibility for your actions based on what you read here lies with whoever let you on the internet.

Before you go, can I share some Scripture on how God treats drama queens?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I think you just gave me the motivation I need to kill myself...
Thanks.... Someone just explained to me what asexual means.. and it kinda fits me... This is the thing to push me off the edge.. GJ

Remember; Cut WITH the tracks, not against them. Go DOWN THE ROAD not across the street.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I have a few things which I would like to weigh in with.

Firstly, is there really any need for smilies showing people getting blown up? How do you plan on evangelizing to dead people? And why is that mixed in with a pirate and a ninja? Seems slightly inconsistant. Also why is "True Christian" a registered trademark? It just looks silly.

As for the topic at hand, all of you go on about people "not being supposed to enjoy sex." Clearly you don't recall the entire book of Song of Solomon which clearly depicts a loving, sexual relationship which is enjoyed by both parties and isn't necessarily about making babies. Genesis 1 is a blessing, not a command and you can tell because it says "God blessed them saying..."

Furthermore, you would probably not be too happy if I were to go around having casual sex with large groups of people so what's your problem with me not wanting to do that? Perhaps God just decided to spare me from sexual temptation so that I can get on with important things like doing crazy science all day long or forming close relationships with people unsullied by a desire to have sex with them.

In addition, what's with the threats of rape and stoning? Why would an asexual who isn't a Christian want to become a Christian if they thought what would happen to them is corrective rape and if that doesn't work (which it wouldn't) they get murdered brutally?

Lastly, asexuals are ugly? Please, if you did any research you would find some pretty attractive asexuals on the internet. Heck, I know I'm not the best looking guy in the world but that doesn't mean I couldn't get a gf if I wanted one.

The yellow part contained nothing salient but I'll answer your first question. People do in fact blow themselves up, often accompanied by sword waving and gabbling, just as other people smile or frown or think they're pirates and there are smileys for those too. Sometimes there will be a post about false religions—these are the people who explode—and a picture reflecting that outcome would be appropriate.

Hope that's helpful for you

[JesusIsBetterThanMen]

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Please do not listen to any of this bigoted nonsense

This man clearly has no idea what he is talking about because he has never met an asexual first hand.

An asexual is able to get married, and they can still have sex for the sake of their partner's happiness and their love for their partner.Asexuals can also range in appearance. They are not "ugly" individuals, they are themselves.

I grew up exposed to many religious beliefs. If there is one thing I have learned from the moment I was born, it is that God loves and accepts all of us. He did not put us on this earth to wait for those who are not "the faithful" to burn in hell. We were put here to live our lives the way we want to and think for ourselves. We have free will, do we not?

I will say this:

I am an asexual, and while I lack sexual desires in men. This does not make me "incapable of marriage" or "ugly" or "unable to preform reproductive functions". Sexual Orientation is not the same thing as Romantic Orientation. Asexuals range within a large spectrum. They can range from "sex repulsed": those who do not want to have sex under any circumstances, "sex neutral": (me) those who do not care for sex, but are not unwilling to do it, and then there are "Sex open individuals": who are open to it for reasons other than attraction/pleasure.

Do not be stupid. God loves all of us. And I'm going to laugh when I see all of you people in hell without me. You bigoted swines.

God burns those who do not love thy neighbor. Ten Commandments.

[WickedWitch]

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Please do not listen to any of this bigoted nonsense

This man clearly has no idea what he is talking about because he has never met an asexual first hand.

An asexual is able to get married, and they can still have sex for the sake of their partner's happiness and their love for their partner.Asexuals can also range in appearance. They are not "ugly" individuals, they are themselves.

I grew up exposed to many religious beliefs. If there is one thing I have learned from the moment I was born, it is that God loves and accepts all of us. He did not put us on this earth to wait for those who are not "the faithful" to burn in hell. We were put here to live our lives the way we want to and think for ourselves. We have free will, do we not?

I will say this:

I am an asexual, and while I lack sexual desires in men. This does not make me "incapable of marriage" or "ugly" or "unable to preform reproductive functions". Sexual Orientation is not the same thing as Romantic Orientation. Asexuals range within a large spectrum. They can range from "sex repulsed": those who do not want to have sex under any circumstances, "sex neutral": (me) those who do not care for sex, but are not unwilling to do it, and then there are "Sex open individuals": who are open to it for reasons other than attraction/pleasure.

Do not be stupid. God loves all of us. And I'm going to laugh when I see all of you people in hell without me. You bigoted swines.

God burns those who do not love thy neighbor. Ten Commandments.

Aw, dang. At first I was all, "Yay for promoting asexual awareness," and then I got to the last two (mini)paragraphs and was so disappointed.

Why aren't there any good n00bs anymore?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do not be stupid. God loves all of us. And I'm going to laugh when I see all of you people in hell without me. You bigoted swines.

God burns those who do not love thy neighbor. Ten Commandments.

Please post the Scripture that states that "God loves everyone." Where does God say that He loves atheists, witches, queers, or retardeds?

And FYI: When God commands us to "Love Thy Neighbor," He means our fellow Christians. He certainly doesn't mean that we should love islamofascists, wizards, perverts or joos.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[JesusIsBetterThanMen]

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Wow you all are really going to burn in hell. Have fun, I'll be laughing at you while I'm hanging out with the Angels and saints. Also, if I am "a suspected demon" how could I be able to go to mass, get communion, and was confirmed into the faith.

- The Asexual Suspected Demon Who Does Not Give Two Sh!ts About What You Insane Bapist Bigots Say.

PS. If I do go to hell, it will be for posting obscene amounts of Herb lore on social media. Not expressing how I feel.