[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

OMG and you claim to be Messican. Think harder, Genius.

*Draw.

How does this retort make sense even to you? I got these definitions from outside sources. American, non-Mexican sources, since that's so important.

These are other people supporting my claim. It's basic English, I'm not, nor could I be, making this up. Look it up in a dictionary or online, you'll see what I mean.

(Also how am I betraying my Mexican-ness by posting those screenshots?)

At first I thought, "We're disagreeing because of an age gap, different life experiences, different upbringings. He's a close-minded Bible-humper, I'm a young feminist, it's no surprise we disagree."

But this? There's literally no excuse on how or why you would disagree with me on this. It's grammar and spelling. I have nothing to do with deciding how words are spelled or what they mean.

Draw is a verb. Drawer is a noun with more than one meaning, one of them being what you incorrectly call a "draw."

I'm begging now: Show me concrete evidence as to why I'm wrong about this. This idiot needs visual examples, please.

[Back against wall]

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Time of month rant

Assuming that you actually know what the phrase I typed reffered to is not helping you understand that I meant DRAW not Drawer. Please, I am running out of headache pills. I believe you are a pharmaceutical sales rep creating a need.

Visual examples? I promised I wouldn't go there for a while. You're running around Hell bent on arguing with everything you can. How about you actually deal with your real issues and why you really came here. The school project is just a smoke screen and a total fallacy.

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Assuming that you actually know what the phrase I typed reffered to is not helping you understand that I meant DRAW not Drawer. Please, I am running out of headache pills. I believe you are a pharmaceutical sales rep creating a need.

Visual examples? I promised I wouldn't go there for a while.

You said--or meant to say--"sharpest knife in the drawer." However, you typed "draw." I doubt you meant "sharpest knife in the act of putting pencil, charcoal, etc to paper and creating pictures."

Please, while we're here, bring on the visuals.

PS: As a decent person, I advise you not accidentally overdose in your frustration; only take two pills every six hours, Wally.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Either way however, my IQ is still above average at 125.

125 is well within the average range for humans. A chimpanzee monkey has an IQ of about 90. 130 is considered relatively gifted for people. Really intelligent starts at about 145 for humans. A genius is 160 or better. So, you are smarter than a monkey but not as smart as the average rodeo clown.

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

You said--or meant to say--"sharpest knife in the drawer."

** Removed to save my own skin **

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Draw is a verb. Drawer is a noun with more than one meaning, one of them being what you incorrectly call a "draw."

Quoted for sheer, blind ignorance.

You said--or meant to say--"sharpest knife in the drawer."

Brother Back said (and meant to say) "sharpest knife in the draw". Seriously, do you not get it? Come on, you're just messing with us, aren't you?

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Sharpest knife in the draw. I'd love to give you a visual.

Until you can give me an example here I'm going to assume you don't have any actual evidence. It's your choice: provide some evidence or don't.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SavedbyChrist
Draw is a verb. Drawer is a noun with more than one meaning, one of them being what you incorrectly call a "draw."

Quoted for sheer, blind ignorance.

I don't even how to begin to reply to this.

Anyway! I just got an infraction because "Attacking Grammar Takes Attention Away From What's Important, Namely, How Much Jesus Hates Asexuals".

Therefore: Jesus hates asexuals 0% because He loves all His children, whether they live exactly as the Bible "teaches" or not. Praise God, Hallelujah

[Back against wall]

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Until you can give me an example here I'm going to assume you don't have any actual evidence. It's your choice: provide some evidence or don't.

You young man are obviously NOT a Messican. There is not a Messican on this planet that wouldn't know what I refer to when I say "Sharpest Knife in the DRAW" Which just proves to me that you're a fraud. I think I shall call you Anthony Adverse. For someone apparently about to Graduate you have way too much time on your hands.
You are a sufferer of ASD if ever I read one. I am starting to feel very sad for you. You are starting to remind me of Grimsmile and cutekitty.

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

You young man are obviously NOT a Messican. There is not a Messican on this planet that wouldn't know what I refer to when I say "Sharpest Knife in the DRAW" Which just proves to me that you're a fraud. I think I shall call you Anthony Adverse. For someone apparently about to Graduate you have way too much time on your hands.

Or that--as I've said--I'm Mexican-AMERICAN. Wait. I'm also a woman. We established that, remember? You called me an old maid and everything.

Also, are you making a pun? Like, "draw" as in "draw your weapon"? Like a Mexican standoff?

[Back against wall]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

are you making a pun? Like, "draw" as in "draw your weapon"? Like a Mexican standoff?

The fella wins a prize. You get a good workout did you?
You'll appreciate this because it's messican

[SavedbyChrist]

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This next bit is irrelevant but I need help: how do I edit my posts?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Therefore: Jesus hates asexuals 0% because He loves all His children, whether they live exactly as the Bible "teaches" or not. Praise God, Hallelujah

This is simply untrue.

Jesus (who is God) hates a great many people.


Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."

Read your Bible(KJV1611).

YIC

[Didymus Much]

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This next bit is irrelevant but I need help: how do I edit my posts?

Use the "edit" button, duh.

Did you mean, "How do I earn the use of the 'edit' button?"

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

The fella wins a prize. You'll appreciate this because it's messican

That was a LOOOOOOOONG way to go for a cheap pun. And a number of headache pills for you, I'm sure. You didn't need to explain the pun, you could have just said "it's a pun, messican trash," and saved us all a lot of time. Isn't it like 3am where you're at? You could've gotten some sleep by now maybe. I pray your frustration helps keeps you awake during the day.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Knife.

Asexuality.

These things are clearly interconnected. The connection is in the Good Book, the bestselling masterpiece by Jesus. A few verses are required to make the association!

Judges 19:23
And when he was come into his house, he took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.

James 4:8
Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.

The first verse combines the knife with fornicatory sexuality, concubines, harlots. We can conclude that asexuality is also a kind of harlotry, as, similar to prostitution, it is against the one and only reason genitalia were intelligently designed, begetting for multiplication (Genesis 1:28). Only through the Teachings of Jesus through His twelve (sic!) disciples can we fight this travesty of God's Creation. A knife can be sharp but also dull. Sharpening the knife is like purifying the blade and the blade with which we cut through the sin that separates us from Jesus Christ is our heart.

It is miraculous how even the most banal sinners can open up new vistas into the wonderful mind of Jesus when we examine their claims in an unbiased manner by just reading the Bible in its literal manner.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer