[Didymus Much]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

So the statement "God hates asexuals" is inaccurate?...

No. Elmer is saying that God may* stop hating any asexual if they stop being asexual. He would still hate asexuals, just not not them, because they'd stopped being asexual.


*conditional on them perfectly obeying the other 630-ish commandments in the Bible, as well, of course, see James 2:10

[Elmer G. White]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

No. Elmer is saying that God may* stop hating any asexual if they stop being asexual. He would still hate asexuals, just not not them, because they'd stopped being asexual.

*conditional on them perfectly obeying the other 630-ish commandments in the Bible, as well, of course, see James 2:10

Thank you, Mr. Much for being a literate person who - despite his unforgivable dismissal of everything that is pure and Sacred, i.e., Jesus - actually understands standard American instead of answering to some straw men thoughts of one's own. That said, we continue praying for your sin-sodden soul (Psalms 53:1)! Your smooth words will unfortunately NOT Save you!

Psalms 55:21
The words of his mouth were smoother than butter, but war was in his heart: his words were softer than oil, yet were they drawn swords.

So the statement "God hates asexuals" is inaccurate?

I think you meant "micro-organisms". Organism and orgasm are two very different words. Not ones that you want to mix up.

Dear Person,

I would really appreciate if you refrained from using such coarse language on a Forum frequented by fragile women and unsaved children. I do know that you unsaved scum do engage in fornication for its pleasurable physiological aspects and try to find expressions of organismic release everywhere! That was not Jesus' Intention (Genesis 1:28), and I can assure you that during the time I was fulfilling my duty by performing conjugal relations, I was soon able to go through with that procedure by totally decoupling the release of semen from any pleasure. I cannot remember any occasion when I would have had any organisms, as you call them! I am very happy that the gift of menopause was given to my wife prematurely by Jesus and that exhausting part of my life is now permanently in the past.

You, however, should remember THIS:

Matthew 23:26
Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ActuallyInsanePerson]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

No. Elmer is saying that God may* stop hating any asexual if they stop being asexual. He would still hate asexuals, just not not them, because they'd stopped being asexual.

Having sex doesn't make us stop being asexual. We're still not sexually attracted to anyone, which is the definition of asexuality.

Dear Person,

I would really appreciate if you refrained from using such coarse language on a Forum frequented by fragile women and unsaved children. I do know that you unsaved scum do engage in fornication for its pleasurable physiological aspects and try to find expressions of organismic release everywhere! That was not Jesus' Intention (Genesis 1:28), and I can assure you that during the time I was fulfilling my duty by performing conjugal relations, I was soon able to go through with that procedure by totally decoupling the release of semen from any pleasure. I cannot remember any occasion when I would have had any organisms, as you call them! I am very happy that the gift of menopause was given to my wife prematurely by Jesus and that exhausting part of my life is now permanently in the past.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/orgasming

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/orgasm

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Having sex doesn't make us stop being asexual. We're still not sexually attracted to anyone, which is the definition of asexuality.

Nonsense. Hating God is the definition of asexuality. Denying Him of Soldiers for Jesus in an act against Him.

[Didymus Much]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Having sex doesn't make us stop being asexual. We're still not sexually attracted to anyone, which is the definition of asexuality...

Ah, you want to define it as a disorder (something that can be self-diagnosed by anyone on the internet), where Elmer and I have been addressing it as a behaviour (something that can be seen to actually exist). Fine, have your self-imposed "handicap", see how much sympathy it gets you here.

If God cared about your sexual desire, He would have made commandments about it. He didn't, so He doesn't. Look at Elmer. Do you think his wife ever got hot and bothered contemplating the dirty with him? But she's saved (according to the Bible and Landover).

He did, however, make commandments about making babies (lots of them), so when you don't do that, He doesn't like it (or you). <-- the point, please get it already

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Having sex doesn't make us stop being asexual. We're still not sexually attracted to anyone, which is the definition of asexuality.

Jesus doesn't care what about attractions, either to people or chores. Consider the following parable Jesus tells. I've changed the tone and occupation so it's easy for enough for even you to understand (Matthew 21:28-32)

The Story of Two Sons
Tell me what you think of this story: A man had two sons. He went up to the first and said, 'Son, now that you're married, go mount your wife and produce some grandchildren for the LORD.'

The son answered, 'Ew, I don’t want to. I don't fancy her.' Later on he thought better of it and went to do his duty (Genesis 1:28).

The father gave the same command to the second son. He answered, 'Sure, glad to!' But he never went.

Which of the two sons did what the father asked?

The disciples said, "The first."

Jesus replied, "Yes, and I tell you that crooks and whores are going to precede you into God’s kingdom. When you were told what to do, you paid lip service and then failed to do your duty. I know crooks and whores who understand the importance of doing what needs to be done, but you're lazy, vain, incompetent fools, selling your soul to the most instant kind of physical and emotional gratification you can find. You're experience whores is what you are, and you can rot in Hell unless you do as you're told for all I care."

[Proud Ace]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Alright, I've been reading through a lot of the comments here and I felt like I had to present my opinion as well since I am asexual.

First of all, I find it very sad how a lot of people are treated here.
I don't think it's fair that people get attacked for who they are.

I am asexual. What does that mean?
Asexuality means that a person doesn't feel sexually attracted to anyone.
It does not mean that these people want the human race to die out or anything like that.
For example: An asexual person wouldn't check out strangers and maybe think: "Yeah, I'd have sex with that person."
They don't feel anything like that.
This may be hard to believe for some people, but imagine it like this:
Think of a person, any person, that you do NOT feel sexually attracted to. Now just imagine feeling the same way about everyone on the planet. That is what asexuality is.

BUT! Every asexual is different. For example: Some asexual people may still choose to have sex, because they do want to have their own family. Some asexual people may even have sex because they like it. Yes it is possible to like sex but not feel sexually attracted to the person.

And then there are people like me. I personally am not planning on ever having sex for multiple reasons.
I feel very uncomfortable even talking about it and the idea just doesn't make me feel comfortable.
Also, I've been asked out by multiple guys already, but I never knew at first if they really liked me for who I was or if they just wanted to have sex with me. Every single guy that has asked me out before (about 8 guys) told me they found me very attractive. But as soon as I told them that I am asexual, they would loose interest in me. To me, that proves that they only wanted to have sex with me.
And if you are wondering, yes I am a virgin and I am planning on dying a virgin as well.
If I ever get married (And I'm not sure if I will) I want to be married to someone who loves me for who I am and who I love for who they are. Someone who can live and love without sex. And yes, if I ever get married it will be a sexless marriage. So if I ever want to raise children, I would adopt.

I know I am only 16 but judging by everyone else in my age I know, I don't think that it's a "normal" way to feel about sex at this age.

A lot of my friends find it hard to believe that I am asexual, but this is who I am. And I don't want people to hate on others just because of their sexuality.

I don't care what anyone here might think of me now. And I don't care if I go to heaven or hell because I don't believe in God, heaven or hell.
And even if I would, I've done a lot of good things in my life already, believe me. Would I really be punished for just not being sexually attracted to anyone?


On a final note I would also like to point out how sick and nasty a lot of people come across here. To be completely honest, I've met a lot of people that behave the exact same way. I've also met people who don't believe in God and/or even "praise Satan".
And you know what? All those non-religious people are a lot nicer than almost every single person here.

I respect your believes. I really really do. But you should also respect mine. Every person is who they are. And it is no ones job to tell anyone who they can and can't marry.
If you believe that people who are asexual will go to hell then that's fine. But them "going to hell" doesn't affect you or your life in any way, so please just let them be.

Every single person is born the way they are and everyone needs to learn to accept that. What will happen to them is not your problem.

Thank you

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Hello young man and welcome to our forums. Before I address your post, I admit that I skipped rather a lot of it because it was extremely long and got rather boring very quickly. Also, I very much doubt whether you have read the entire thread. Had you done so, you might not have felt the need to inflict your views on us. That said:

I know I am only 16....

In that case you are underage and are on these forums under false pretenses, in deliberate violation of the terms and conditions which you agreed to when you signed up.

I respect your believes. I really really do. But you should also respect mine.

The word is beliefs. I, personally, have zero interest in your beliefs, if indeed you have any. No True Christian™ member of these forums signs up to your websites to abuse you. We simply ignore you. You might want to think about that, before barging into our Private forums to whimper that "It's so unfair!"

And you might do well to take note of Colossians 3:25. But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which he hath done: and there is no respect of persons.

[Didymus Much]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

...First of all, I find it very sad how a lot of people are treated here...

Then don't read history.

...And then there are people like me. I personally am not planning on ever having sex for multiple reasons.
I feel very uncomfortable even talking about it...

Except on the internet, to hundreds of strangers.

...Every single guy that has asked me out before (about 8 guys) told me they found me very attractive. But as soon as I told them that I am asexual, they would loose interest in me. To me, that proves that they only wanted to have sex with me...

Go look up "strawman argument", and how they don't prove anything (except your own previously held conviction).

...And if you are wondering, yes I am a virgin and I am planning on dying a virgin as well...

So do you want everyone else to be happy or sad about that?

...I know I am only 16...

NEWSFLASH: AWKWARD HIGH-SCHOOLER IS UNCOMFORTABLE IN HER OWN SKIN. Someone call CNN, I'm sure that Turkey situation has had enough coverage already.

...but judging by everyone else in my age I know, I don't think that it's a "normal" way to feel about sex at this age...

Go find me a "normal" 16 year old.

...A lot of my friends find it hard to believe that I am asexual, but this is who I am...

A lot of your friends may be smart enough to realize that they're still growing (including their brains), and that shit changes fast at that age.

...And I don't want people to hate on others just because of their sexuality...

Nobody here hates asexuals, GOD DOES (according to the Bible). Now can you get back to the topic?

...I don't care what anyone here might think of me now...

So all this rant is just pointless adolescent venting? Colour me no not that shocked.

...And you know what? All those non-religious people are a lot nicer than almost every single person here...

And you know what? Religion is not about being nice.

...I respect your believes. I really really do...

So you "respect" things by saying they're wrong, mean, and hateful.

Go read a dictionary, and then the Bible.

...But you should also respect mine...

WHY?

...But them "going to hell" doesn't affect you or your life in any way, so please just let them be...

The Bible says it does, and they believe the Bible is true, so they believe it does.

Protip: if you want to argue with people about their beliefs, learn what those beliefs are, first.

...Every single person is born the way they are and everyone needs to learn to accept that...

We're all born ignorant, helpless, and unable to do anything but eat, cry, and shit. Now I realize that's a redditor's fantasy lifestyle, but I'd rather help people progress from that state than accept it.

[Vessel of Christ]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Alright, I've been reading through a lot of the comments here and I felt like I had to present my opinion as well since I am asexual.

First of all, I find it very sad how a lot of people are treated here.
I don't think it's fair that people get attacked for who they are.

I am asexual. What does that mean?
Asexuality means that a person doesn't feel sexually attracted to anyone.
It does not mean that these people want the human race to die out or anything like that.
For example: An asexual person wouldn't check out strangers and maybe think: "Yeah, I'd have sex with that person."
They don't feel anything like that.
This may be hard to believe for some people, but imagine it like this:
Think of a person, any person, that you do NOT feel sexually attracted to. Now just imagine feeling the same way about everyone on the planet. That is what asexuality is.

BUT! Every asexual is different. For example: Some asexual people may still choose to have sex, because they do want to have their own family. Some asexual people may even have sex because they like it. Yes it is possible to like sex but not feel sexually attracted to the person.

And then there are people like me. I personally am not planning on ever having sex for multiple reasons.
I feel very uncomfortable even talking about it and the idea just doesn't make me feel comfortable.
Also, I've been asked out by multiple guys already, but I never knew at first if they really liked me for who I was or if they just wanted to have sex with me. Every single guy that has asked me out before (about 8 guys) told me they found me very attractive. But as soon as I told them that I am asexual, they would loose interest in me. To me, that proves that they only wanted to have sex with me.
And if you are wondering, yes I am a virgin and I am planning on dying a virgin as well.
If I ever get married (And I'm not sure if I will) I want to be married to someone who loves me for who I am and who I love for who they are. Someone who can live and love without sex. And yes, if I ever get married it will be a sexless marriage. So if I ever want to raise children, I would adopt.

I know I am only 16 but judging by everyone else in my age I know, I don't think that it's a "normal" way to feel about sex at this age.

A lot of my friends find it hard to believe that I am asexual, but this is who I am. And I don't want people to hate on others just because of their sexuality.

I don't care what anyone here might think of me now. And I don't care if I go to heaven or hell because I don't believe in God, heaven or hell.
And even if I would, I've done a lot of good things in my life already, believe me. Would I really be punished for just not being sexually attracted to anyone?


On a final note I would also like to point out how sick and nasty a lot of people come across here. To be completely honest, I've met a lot of people that behave the exact same way. I've also met people who don't believe in God and/or even "praise Satan".
And you know what? All those non-religious people are a lot nicer than almost every single person here.

I respect your believes. I really really do. But you should also respect mine. Every person is who they are. And it is no ones job to tell anyone who they can and can't marry.
If you believe that people who are asexual will go to hell then that's fine. But them "going to hell" doesn't affect you or your life in any way, so please just let them be.

Every single person is born the way they are and everyone needs to learn to accept that. What will happen to them is not your problem.

Thank you

You seem to be under the impression that your feelings should dictate how you act. You don't feel attraction to women or men. I don't care. Man up and do what God commanded you to do. Get a wife and be fruitful and multiply you jackass!

[theaceagenda]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

My Dear Christians,

I have come to bring news. Take it as you will, but I find it troubling. (I felt the situation was too dire to create a new thread. Also I cannot do that at my current level.)


As you know, this thread is devoted to the discussion of asexuals, if theyreally exist, and whether being asexual is a sin or not. Another fringe group has recently come to my attention: the aromantics. That's right, these crazy kiddos believe that they will never fall in love or "experience sexual attraction," as they so put it.
To think that we are letting these confused teens run around, carrying out their normal lives is astonishing and disgusting, to say the least. They're everywhere-- in fact, your children could claim to be "aro" themselves!


Please, don't take that to be a knock on your parenting. YOU have done nothing wrong. Your children have just been confused by liberal mediaattempting to convince them that they don't need to be married. They just need to be shown that Jesus is the only way.


But why are they aromantic? Is it a combination of self loathing and ugliness? Fellow Jesus-lovers, we know that self-hatred itself is a direct path to suicide, which in itself is a sin in the Holy, Sacred, Everlasting, Eternal, Hallowed, Holy Bible.


Brothers and sistren, I propose that we take a course of action to show theseheathen deviantswhat it means to Jesus: we need to telepathically force themto fall in love.


STOP THE AROMANTIC ANTICS!!

May God, Jesus, and good meals be with you,
Carlysle "Carl" Johnston.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Wait, my children claim to be "aro"? Which ones? If it's the one who keeps cutting herself, tell her I. will. not. be held hostage to her attention whoring no matter what. She can get over her big, bad, special snowflake self and get to work.

[Basilissa]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

My Dear Christians,

----- very long drivel deleted -----

May God, Jesus, and good meals be with you,
Carlysle "Carl" Johnston.

Dear Person,

I tried to find in your lengthy post anything that would even approach an introduction, but I must admit, that I have failed completely.

Say, why not hop to the Introduction Forum and create an introduction thread there, and use it to introduce yourself, and please do remember to follow the directions which are helpfully spelled out on the top of that page.

Thank you!

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Carlysle "Carl" Johnston.

Mr. Johnston I believe you have chosen a symbol of white racism as your posting name. I myself am Black as an ace of spades and I feel triggered by your racist display.

[Princess L]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Asexuality for me was half how I naturally am (I barely have any sex drive) and half what I decided to be (repressing what little I still had). Asexuality is one of the greatest gifts God has given to me, as it allows me to help and counsel others without my mind getting clouded by sexual temptation. I still completely identify as a guy (despite what you all changed my username to), just a guy with no sexual interests or desires.

As a matter of fact, even on a liberal college campus, being ace has helped me to stay clear of sexual sin because those kinds of temptations are not things I would ever be interested in.

To clarify, the creation mandate, specifically the part about being fruitful and multiplying, was directed at humanity as a whole, not individuals. I know that there is no verse of scripture that clearly states that every Christian is required to bear children. Paul even talks about the "gift of singleness".