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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #16
    Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

    Originally posted by Uncle Goose View Post
    Where did I preach hate?? As far as I can read the only people who preach hate are those who think they are more than others. Those who condemn gays and others should look into the mirror and ask themselfs if they are truly followers of God and Jesus because it's well known that God and Jesus loves everybody, even those who sin. Jesus always sought the company of those who did wrong because He wanted to show that even He and God loved them.
    You know exactly nothing about Jesus or His Divine Plan for our Salvation, so don't insult us by waltzing into our Christian forum and lecturing us on your false, twisted image of our Savior. Jesus is no damned hippie!

    You are one of the most hateful perverts that I've encountered. I can't wait to see you burning in hell. Glory!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

      I'm sure you think you know a lot, since you're a teenager and all, but we already know what caused the AIDS.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • snottyduck
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 564

        #18
        Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I'm sure you think you know a lot, since you're a teenager and all, but we already know what caused the AIDS.

        Ok, maybe I should have filled in some personal stuff on my profile.

        I'm not a teenager, I'm born in 1977 so teenager doesn't nearly qualify for me.

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        • Dr. Santiago Solo
          On Permanent Assignment in Peru
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 860

          #19
          Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

          Originally posted by Uncle Goose View Post
          Ok, maybe I should have filled in some personal stuff on my profile.

          I'm not a teenager, I'm born in 1977 so teenager doesn't nearly qualify for me.
          Gosh, these mythological Belgicans just keep coming and coming, you are more than 30 years old and you didn't manage to develop wittiness or sense of humor? So sad, really...
          Bringing Geology back to Christ!

          I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22880

            #20
            Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

            Originally posted by Uncle Goose View Post
            I sometimes ask myself if you really believe your own writing here. The first victims of HIV got it by eating infected monkey flesh, [...] it only cares about you being human.
            Unless you've got some first hand proof of your Afreakan cuisine theory of HIV, you can get your hat and coat on. It's a Biblical plague to wipe out homers, and that's the top and bottom of it.

            Obama's preacher, the rabid ½-black one (the preacher, not Obama, although he is as well), will tell you HIV's there to wipe out blacks - OK, it's doing that but that is just so much collateral damage - he'll tell you it was invented by whites - Well, insomuch as God is white, it probably was.

            Now can we move on?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #21
              Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

              Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
              Gosh, these mythological Belgicans just keep coming and coming, you are more than 30 years old and you didn't manage to develop wittiness or sense of humor? So sad, really...
              ...not to mention a basic working knowledge of Scripture.

              Sorry, Uncle Goose, but you can't rely on what Pastor Feelgood told you about his huggy-kissy-touchy-feely imaginary playmate in the sky. The real God — the God who has revealed Himself through the Holy King James Bible — is a God of love but also a God of justice, righteousness, and wrath.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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              • snottyduck
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 564

                #22
                Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

                Ahh well, I'm certain that God has a big plan for everyone of us. I'm glad I didn't choose the path of the gays/bisexuals and always kept it save and straight. At least I won't die from AIDS anywhere soon. There is so much to do in this lifetime.

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                • H. Montague Worthington
                  True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2716

                  #23
                  Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

                  Charles Darwin died of AIDS from having sex with monkeys and their descendants. See what kind of evil is unleashed when you follow Darwin's Cult of Death?

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                  • Satans Puppet
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 3

                    #24
                    Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

                    All those who have died of AIDS are burning in hell, including the children who contracted it in the bellys of their whore mothers.

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                    • Dancing With Myself
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 122

                      #25
                      Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

                      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                      Charles Darwin died of AIDS from having sex with monkeys and their descendants. See what kind of evil is unleashed when you follow Darwin's Cult of Death?
                      Hi.

                      "Charles Darwin — Cause of Death: Heart Attack"


                      GENTLEMEN PLEASE.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22880

                        #26
                        Re: Liberace died from AIDS and is burning in HELL!

                        Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
                        Hi.

                        "Charles Darwin — Cause of Death: Heart Attack"


                        GENTLEMEN PLEASE.
                        The usual Victorian politically correct entry on the death certificate. The autopsy was carried out by a close friend and monkey theorist. (Surprising really that death wasn't caused by swinging in trees whilst eating a banana.)

                        And what was the cause of the heart attack? Whatever else was said of him, he wasn't a lard-bucket, so it was down to a massively failing immune system...
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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