[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

How would you feel if some idiot forums started saying you had some kind of affliction based solely on a nick that they changed ur original too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

How would you feel if some idiot forums started saying you had some kind of affliction based solely on a nick that they changed ur original too.

I'm used to it. As a True Christian™ Pastor of some renown, I have had to grow a thick skin. Why did you know that there are entire websites run by sodomites dedicated to worshiping me? There's even a video purporting to show me in various homersexural poses circulating on the internets.

Unbelievable I know, but that's what unsaved scum like you get up to. I pay it no mind, and I hope the Landover Board of Pastors does the same.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Over 200 signatures so far, my friends! It won't be long now before the internet has no choice but to ban SimpleChimplePimplezilla!

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Your crock of a petition cannot remove anyone from the internet. Mine is flourishing 168 signatures.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Your crock of a petition cannot remove anyone from the internet. Mine is flourishing 168 signatures.

That isn't very impressive. We already have more than that, crater face.

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

you altered my posts. I orignally said 1,6854

[Wide-Open]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Is this you?

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

No that is not me. I am not a crater face, blemish face or any of that crap

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

you altered my posts. I orignally said 1,6854

Dude, you are delusional. No one changed your post, and the number you posted the second time isn't even a number.

How old are you really? You react like a 10 year old kid.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Why, I'm surprised Judge Crater was let into our HOLY board in the first place. The Bible is very specific when it comes to dealing with unclean people:

Leviticus 13:2 When a man shall have in the skin of his flesh a rising, a scab, or bright spot, and it be in the skin of his flesh like the plague of leprosy; then he shall be brought unto Aaron the priest, or unto one of his sons the priests:
Leviticus 13:3 And the priest shall look on the plague in the skin of the flesh: and when the hair in the plague is turned white, and the plague in sight be deeper than the skin of his flesh, it is a plague of leprosy: and the priest shall look on him, and pronounce him unclean.

Beware of the unclean. He probably has the Gay Plague too.

I picked the first choice since there was no option for "Both of the above".

As an administrator I could add "Both of the above" as a third option -- but I feel that would be highly unfair to those people who've voted already.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Well, without ever having knowingly read one of these sinner's posts, I feel 100% confident in stating that this vile heretic should be banned from the internets, from entering any building containing computers, and from talking to anyone who has a working internet connection. Praise Jesus.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Is this you?

Why, Brother W-O, where did you ever find that wonderful photo of Crater Risum? I've been searching forever for one as clear and detailed as that for my research on space DEMONS, and even NASA doesn't seem to have one that good in their archives.

[Jammer]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

You guys know that not all wrestlers are male right? Because there are some very beautiful women that wrestle

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

You guys know that not all wrestlers are male right? Because there are some very beautiful women that wrestle

According to my husband, Mr. Whitford, an ex-sodomite success story and graduate of the B.A.S.H. program, they are what's known as "beards".

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Joanie Laurer, aka Chyna Doll: