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  • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
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    • May 2008
    • 53

    #46
    Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

    No, just one of the millions of fake churches across the globe. I'd sooner go atheist then join your church (and before you go on accusing me, I'm not. I'm Christian).
    I'm queer too.

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    • JennyD
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      • Dec 2007
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      #47
      Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

      Originally posted by FrenchCatholicWoman View Post
      No, just one of the millions of fake churches across the globe. I'd sooner go atheist then join your church (and before you go on accusing me, I'm not. I'm Christian).
      Do tell, cross-dressing lying troll, what makes for a "real Christian" church?
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      • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
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        • May 2008
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        #48
        Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

        Being a Christian constitutes believing in jesus, and accepting him. Being a true Christian is accpeting people who are different than you AND accpeting Jesus. You only fulfill half of that.
        I'm queer too.

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        • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
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          • Mar 2008
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          #49
          Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

          FrenchCatholic, these people don't understand honesty. They believe anything that they dont talk about is un Christianlike
          Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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          • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
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            • May 2008
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            #50
            Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

            Oh, I get that, but the least we can do for them is try to make them see.
            I'm queer too.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
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              • Jan 2008
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              #51
              Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

              Originally posted by FrenchCatholicWoman View Post
              Being a Christian constitutes believing in jesus, and accepting him. Being a true Christian is accpeting people who are different than you AND accpeting Jesus. You only fulfill half of that.
              Nope, that's only half right - Accepting Jesus is the path to Salvation, accepting all of his teachings is the door and living the life of the entire Bible is the final test.

              Otherwise what you have described is being lieberal Demoncrat. Have you anything to back up your wild assertions made through ignorance of the Holy Book?
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              • SUV
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                • Sep 2006
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                #52
                Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                "Pimple"zilla?

                JESUS Bless whomever took down his scrofulous avatar before I had the misfortune to gaze upon it

                Sinner like this, he'd probably have the Stones to proclaim that the pimples Wept as He did. Disgusting

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                  • Dec 2006
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                  #53
                  Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                  Originally posted by FAKEFrogPapistHarlot View Post
                  Being a Christian constitutes believing in jesus, and accepting him. Being a true Christian is accpeting people who are different than you AND accpeting Jesus. You only fulfill half of that.
                  Really? Please provide the scripture, chapter and verse, that tells us sodomites aren't abominations and we should associate with them fully.
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                  • Brother Temperance
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                    • Sep 2006
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                    #54
                    Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                    Originally posted by FAKEFrogPapistHarlot View Post
                    Being a Christian constitutes believing in jesus, and accepting him. Being a true Christian is accpeting people who are different than you AND accpeting Jesus. You only fulfill half of that.
                    Jesus sends people who are different to Him (i.e., unrepentant sinners) to Hell. Does that mean He's not a True Christian, you imbecile?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
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                      • May 2008
                      • 53

                      #55
                      Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                      Different Jesus altogether. You're thinking of the Jesus you have wet dreams about at night. Sticky sheets are a bitch, aren't they?
                      I'm queer too.

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                      • Dr. Santiago Solo
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                        • Dec 2007
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                        #56
                        Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                        Originally posted by FAKEFrogPapistHarlot View Post
                        Different Jesus altogether. You're thinking of the Jesus you have wet dreams about at night. Sticky sheets are a bitch, aren't they?
                        None of us do those things, you wacko sodomite! It is forbidden by the Bible, and the Jesus I know and Love® is the Jesus from Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, what Jesus are you speaking about? Jesús, your Puertorican Papi?
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
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                          • Sep 2006
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                          #57
                          Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                          Originally posted by FAKEFrogPapistHarlot View Post
                          Different Jesus altogether. You're thinking of the Jesus you have wet dreams about at night. Sticky sheets are a bitch, aren't they?
                          I told you and everyone else I am I am INNOCENT of that too! Jesus knows! Yes He does!! The chickens have come home to roost!!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Dr. Santiago Solo
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                            • Dec 2007
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                            #58
                            Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Flint View Post
                            I told you and everyone else I am I am INNOCENT of that too! Jesus knows! Yes He does!! The chickens have come home to roost!!
                            Stop using that mafia slang, you pervert! Do you really think Hitoshi and his Yakuza stand a chance against Brother Labeau's Colombian trained security guards? You know we have invested this month's tithing in new M-60's, and I still keep my AK-47, just in case, so bring it on, Ezekiel, this betrayal won't go unpunished!
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                            I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                            • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
                              Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 174

                              #59
                              Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                              I havent been here long and don't know him well but if this Flint guy says hes innocent than I gotta believe him. Meanwhile Dr. Santiago, Are you?
                              Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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                              • Dr. Santiago Solo
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                                • Dec 2007
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                                #60
                                Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                                Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
                                I havent been here long and don't know him well but if this Flint guy says hes innocent than I gotta believe him. Meanwhile Dr. Santiago, Are you?
                                Innocent of what? Of course I'm innocent! Why, what have they told you? Who have you spoken to? Is Ezekiel sending PM's to you? Did he say anything about the Jacuzzi?

                                John 8: 6-7


                                So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
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                                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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