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  • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
    Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
    • Mar 2008
    • 174

    #16
    Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

    How would you feel if some idiot forums started saying you had some kind of affliction based solely on a nick that they changed ur original too.
    Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

      Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
      How would you feel if some idiot forums started saying you had some kind of affliction based solely on a nick that they changed ur original too.
      I'm used to it. As a True Christian™ Pastor of some renown, I have had to grow a thick skin. Why did you know that there are entire websites run by sodomites dedicated to worshiping me? There's even a video purporting to show me in various homersexural poses circulating on the internets.

      Unbelievable I know, but that's what unsaved scum like you get up to. I pay it no mind, and I hope the Landover Board of Pastors does the same.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #18
        Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

        Over 200 signatures so far, my friends! It won't be long now before the internet has no choice but to ban SimpleChimplePimplezilla!
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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        • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
          Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
          • Mar 2008
          • 174

          #19
          Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

          Your crock of a petition cannot remove anyone from the internet. Mine is flourishing 168 signatures.
          Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

            Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
            Your crock of a petition cannot remove anyone from the internet. Mine is flourishing 168 signatures.
            That isn't very impressive. We already have more than that, crater face.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
              Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
              • Mar 2008
              • 174

              #21
              Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

              you altered my posts. I orignally said 1,6854
              Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #22
                Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                Is this you?
                Attached Files
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
                  Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 174

                  #23
                  Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                  No that is not me. I am not a crater face, blemish face or any of that crap
                  Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                    Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
                    you altered my posts. I orignally said 1,6854
                    Dude, you are delusional. No one changed your post, and the number you posted the second time isn't even a number.

                    How old are you really? You react like a 10 year old kid.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Pastor Rune Enoe
                      Apostle of the North
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11680

                      #25
                      Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                      Why, I'm surprised Judge Crater was let into our HOLY board in the first place. The Bible is very specific when it comes to dealing with unclean people:

                      Leviticus 13:2 When a man shall have in the skin of his flesh a rising, a scab, or bright spot, and it be in the skin of his flesh like the plague of leprosy; then he shall be brought unto Aaron the priest, or unto one of his sons the priests:
                      Leviticus 13:3 And the priest shall look on the plague in the skin of the flesh: and when the hair in the plague is turned white, and the plague in sight be deeper than the skin of his flesh, it is a plague of leprosy: and the priest shall look on him, and pronounce him unclean.

                      Beware of the unclean. He probably has the Gay Plague too.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                      I picked the first choice since there was no option for "Both of the above".
                      As an administrator I could add "Both of the above" as a third option -- but I feel that would be highly unfair to those people who've voted already.
                      A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #26
                        Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                        Well, without ever having knowingly read one of these sinner's posts, I feel 100% confident in stating that this vile heretic should be banned from the internets, from entering any building containing computers, and from talking to anyone who has a working internet connection. Praise Jesus.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Justina Thyme
                          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 1718

                          #27
                          Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          Is this you?
                          Why, Brother W-O, where did you ever find that wonderful photo of Crater Risum? I've been searching forever for one as clear and detailed as that for my research on space DEMONS, and even NASA doesn't seem to have one that good in their archives.
                          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                          Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                          • Jammer
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2008
                            • 4

                            #28
                            Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                            You guys know that not all wrestlers are male right? Because there are some very beautiful women that wrestle

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #29
                              Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                              Originally posted by Jammer View Post
                              You guys know that not all wrestlers are male right? Because there are some very beautiful women that wrestle
                              According to my husband, Mr. Whitford, an ex-sodomite success story and graduate of the B.A.S.H. program, they are what's known as "beards".
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                              • Justina Thyme
                                Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 1718

                                #30
                                Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

                                Joanie Laurer, aka Chyna Doll:

                                Last edited by Justina Thyme; 06-20-2008, 09:25 PM.
                                Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                                1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                                A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                                Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                                LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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