Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

As you all know, PimplezillaWWE is a base liar and a bigger whining crybaby than any ten LIEberals combined. His acne-ravaged face scares the younger members of our forum, and he gets pus everywhere. His sodomerotic fascination with "professional" "wrestlers" - large, well-muscled men in spandex - is a threat to people everywhere.
Because of this, we call for PimplezillaWWE to be banned from the internet and restricted from accessing any computers anywhere.

To sign this partition, just post in this thread and vote in the above poll. Both will be acceptable. Thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

I wanted to vote for both options, but his disgusting sinfully oozing pustules won out.

Let's hope this bans him and his kind from the internets permanently. Good work, sister.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

I fear his pustules will infect my downloaded facsimile copy of KJV1611 - nothing personal, it's just a chance I couldn't take.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

I picked the first choice since there was no option for "Both of the above".

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Oiling himself up like those WWE homers is only making his zits worse. That pizza face is really annoying; he needs to go off to a prayer closet somewhere away from the general public.

There are other pastimes for unsaved trash like him than posting in our Godly forums.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/spore/wip/Acne.html

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

I fear his pustules will infect my downloaded facsimile copy of KJV1611 - nothing personal, it's just a chance I couldn't take.

I couldn't agree more, Brother!

I've voted for his banishment on the grounds that the very sight of the oozing monstrocity he tries to pass off as a face poses a threat of puking to all True Christians™ who want only to concentrate of the sweet smile of JESUS instead!

Besides, we already know that anyone that disfigured shall never enter the House of God! Praise!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Shoo Demon!

Dear Lord, I beseach thee to rid Your Favorite Forum of all Unclean Demons and trolls who are lurking among us.

In Your Name, Jesus Christ Amen.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

I haven't bothered to read any of this revolting sinner's posts, but you have my wholehearted support anyway, Sister.

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

I swear you people will learn that lying to God will make you pain.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

I swear you people will learn that lying to God will make you pain.

Freind,

As sure as I am of my immortal soul I can guarantee no TRUE Christian(tm) here at Landover has ever lied to God.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

I swear you people will learn that lying to God will make you pain.

BEGONE, DEMON!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

I would vote to put him out of his misery if it was an option. Perhaps after being banned from the internets he will die of loneliness. God knows he has no contact with human beings outside of the internets.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Rumour has it he did actually meet someone Brother Remy. It was an SUV owner who mistook Pimplezit's face for an off road 4WD course.

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

You guys are childish. I do not have any pimples

[Wide-Open]

Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

Job 2:7
So went Satan forth from the presence of the LORD, and smote Job with sore boils from the sole of his foot unto his crown.