[Didymus Much]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Just like an atheist to take something completely out of context.

Your first post in, what, 3 years, is about me?

Should I be flattered, or calling the DOF about a possible stalker?

[apple9]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Did you notice that God Loves Germany?

Just like an atheist to take something completely out of context.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Do you think I can't see Forum Member under your stupid name?

And my name, this my real name, by the way, is stupid because?

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

At least you all were good for a laugh for a couple of hours. I shall remember to mention this website to all my friends at PFLAG, so they can also enjoy it.

Your sincerely

The German from Africa who has a Gay brother and an Italian Husband.

You can tell your PFLAG friends and your gay brother (if they exist) about your homophobic sense of humor.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

...The German...

Did you notice that God Loves Germany?

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Dear SouthernAngel,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: For flaunting your menses fetish
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Please do not post any more fetish talk.

YiC,

Zech
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This infraction is worth 11 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=957789

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
I follow the Bible to the letter. Why is that so difficult for you to understand? Is it because YOU can't? That's usually why. Even something as simple and easy to understand as not touching a woman during her unclean time makes you uncomfortable.

Maybe if you tried reading the Bible cover-to-cover it would make more sense to you. You've been spoon-fed little portions of it for so long that you don't even know what it's about. Only by starting at Genesis 1:1 and ending at Revelation 22:21 will you fully bask in the brilliant magnificence of our Lord Jesus Christ.

YiC,

Zech
Wow. What an intelligent response. I know I shouldn't have expected more, buy hope live eternal. You proclaim to live by the Bible, yet you pic and choose your laws? Make up your minds. Live by all the laws or the 10 Commandments or by none. Don't be a fence sitter. And don't tell me to read the Bible when you are the one just picking and choosing what suits you. If the queers are an abomination and must die, so must you for mixing linen and wool, kissing your wife when she is on her monthly, eating crayfish and shaving your face.
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
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It is not a fetish you. It is in the Bible.

As for Oliver...nice way of sucking up to the bigots. You really doing much for the gay community. Well done.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

And don't tell me to read the Bible when you are the one just picking and choosing what suits you.

We don't, we follow all of the Holy Bible.

If the queers are an abomination and must die, so must you for mixing linen and wool

We never do that.

kissing your wife when she is on her monthly

We never do that.

eating crayfish

We never do that either.

and shaving your face

You are referring to Leviticus 19:27 I presume? The Bible allows shaving, it's certain hairstyles that aren't allowed.

Somehow you convinced yourself that it is impossible to follow all of God's laws. Even the very easy laws about clothing and food are hard in your twisted point of view. Instead of trying to follow God's laws you accuse everyone around you of not following God's laws. We are living proof that it is very well possible to follow God's laws. All of them! And God expects nothing less from us as is written in James 2:10!

Now it is up to you to do the same thing. Start earning your salvation. You will have all of eternity to enjoy the benefits that come with that!

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Your reading comprehension is awful.



Maybe instead of YOU reading the Bible you should get a FRIEND to read it to you.



YiC,

Zech

P.S. Don't let them skip anything!!!

And your reasoning abilities leaves much to be desired. I would rather be an atheist than be associated with a bunch of inbred mouth breathing idiots that use religion to justify their prejudice, self righteousness and bigotry.

At least you all were good for a laugh for a couple of hours. I shall remember to mention this website to all my friends at PFLAG, so they can also enjoy it.

Your sincerely

The German from Africa who has a Gay brother and an Italian Husband.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Then climb down from your non-homophobic moral high horse. I have asked some other questions that you've left unanswered, but I guess you'd rather make jokes about stereotypes to prove how far above that sort of thing you are.

So you see? SouthernAngel pretends to be all accepting, but deep down, she knows that we're right about sodomites. She just isn't intellectually honest enough to admit it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Wow. What an intelligent response. I know I shouldn't have expected more, buy hope live eternal. You proclaim to live by the Bible, yet you pic and choose your laws? Make up your minds. Live by all the laws or the 10 Commandments or by none. Don't be a fence sitter. And don't tell me to read the Bible when you are the one just picking and choosing what suits you. If the queers are an abomination and must die, so must you for mixing linen and wool, kissing your wife when she is on her monthly, eating crayfish and shaving your face.

Your reading comprehension is awful.



Maybe instead of YOU reading the Bible you should get a FRIEND to read it to you.



YiC,

Zech

P.S. Don't let them skip anything!!!

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Matthew 15:11 overturned all the dietary laws, friend.

Everyone here is getting very impatient with you because they have read the Bible.

Why don't you do the same and get back to us?

Fine, dietary laws overturned. Yay for you. What about the rest?

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

I follow the Bible to the letter. Why is that so difficult for you to understand? Is it because YOU can't? That's usually why. Even something as simple and easy to understand as not touching a woman during her unclean time makes you uncomfortable.

Maybe if you tried reading the Bible cover-to-cover it would make more sense to you. You've been spoon-fed little portions of it for so long that you don't even know what it's about. Only by starting at Genesis 1:1 and ending at Revelation 22:21 will you fully bask in the brilliant magnificence of our Lord Jesus Christ.

YiC,

Zech

Wow. What an intelligent response. I know I shouldn't have expected more, buy hope live eternal. You proclaim to live by the Bible, yet you pic and choose your laws? Make up your minds. Live by all the laws or the 10 Commandments or by none. Don't be a fence sitter. And don't tell me to read the Bible when you are the one just picking and choosing what suits you. If the queers are an abomination and must die, so must you for mixing linen and wool, kissing your wife when she is on her monthly, eating crayfish and shaving your face.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Fine, I was wrong about pork...but what about the shellfish? Of meat that's not free of blood?

But good for you. Being pure of heart and flesh.

Matthew 15:11 overturned all the dietary laws, friend.

Everyone here is getting very impatient with you because they have read the Bible.

Why don't you do the same and get back to us?

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Heavens. Took you long enough to catch on to that stereotype! I was losing hope.

Then climb down from your non-homophobic moral high horse. I have asked some other questions that you've left unanswered, but I guess you'd rather make jokes about stereotypes to prove how far above that sort of thing you are.

[KentuckyFriedHarlot]

Re: Atheists, please read this!

Oh, I get it now. I'm gay, so I worship Prada. Har har.

Heavens. Took you long enough to catch on to that stereotype! I was losing hope.