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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12444

    #1

    Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

    It seems like Newt can't get enough of marriage. He's had three straight marriages, now he wants gay marriages.

    You can kind of see how his mind works. He took a new wife for every important political campaign. Now, he's thinking, "What is I need a homer for my next campaign?"

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...utm_medium=RSS
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

    Perhaps Newt is contemplating again exiting his current marriage and finally coming out of the "closet" – but is he a "Polar Bear" or a "Chub"?
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #3
      Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

      Okay, maybe the Mayans were right.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #4
        Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        ...You can kind of see how his mind works...
        Oh, that Machiavellian SOB. If his motivations weren't so unashamedly evil, I'd almost admire the way his mind twists advantages out of situations that at face value seem like disasters for your cause.

        He realizes that the Republicans lost in November because they've successfully alienated sufficient minorities in modern American society, that eventually became a majority opposed to them. In order to be a viable force next time at the polls, they'll have to appeal to at least some of them by changing position on one or more issues.

        Two of the major politically divisive issues facing the USA right now are gay marriage and gun control. I think Newt cynically chose exactly this time to "evolve" his position on gay marriage due to gun control's renewed urgency in the face of the tragedy in Newtown.

        It's worth that much to him and the Repubs just to get gun control off of people's minds that they'll offer to cave on gay marriage.

        "Forget the 27 needlessly shortened lives, what's really important is what some people do in the privacy of their own homes".

        I'm going to start referring to him as Snail instead of Newt. He moves as quickly, and seems to leave a trail of slime on anything he touches.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

          I bet he marries that fat-boy Governor Christie from New Jersey.



          YiC,

          Zech
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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29446

            #6
            Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

            Maybe old Newt discovered something about his 'wife'.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248

              #7
              Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

              Newt you ring kissing papist RETARD! What is going on with "conservatives" in this country? Doesn't anyone care what God has to say about marriage?

              Mark 10:6-9

              6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

              7 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;

              8 And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.

              9 What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

              I've been through the Bible more times then cod has liver pills and believe me when I say there is no mention of two men getting married.

              More and more people are turning there backs on God. Keep it up, soon all of America's schools will run red with the blood of our children.
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Oh, that Machiavellian SOB. If his motivations weren't so unashamedly evil, I'd almost admire the way his mind twists advantages out of situations that at face value seem like disasters for your cause.

                He realizes that the Republicans lost in November because they've successfully alienated sufficient minorities in modern American society, that eventually became a majority opposed to them. In order to be a viable force next time at the polls, they'll have to appeal to at least some of them by changing position on one or more issues.

                Two of the major politically divisive issues facing the USA right now are gay marriage and gun control. I think Newt cynically chose exactly this time to "evolve" his position on gay marriage due to gun control's renewed urgency in the face of the tragedy in Newtown.

                It's worth that much to him and the Repubs just to get gun control off of people's minds that they'll offer to cave on gay marriage.

                "Forget the 27 needlessly shortened lives, what's really important is what some people do in the privacy of their own homes".

                I'm going to start referring to him as Snail instead of Newt. He moves as quickly, and seems to leave a trail of slime on anything he touches.
                Well Diddly Munch, as long as we're discussing hypocrisy in the animal kingdom let's talk about a half-white half-nigra chameleon named Obama (or Ho-bama as his nigra constituency are beginning to call him). Faced with the worst economy since the Great Depression under his leadership, and finding his campaign finances running low, he heads off to Hellywood (the single greatest concentration of sodomites on earth since our Lord laid waste to Sodom and Gomorrah) to announce he has "evolved" his position on homer marriage. One has to wonder if appealing to Darwin by using the word "evolved" lends any "scientific" credibility to his sudden change of position on the matter.

                Needless to say, the Hellywood sodomites opened up their checkbooks and contributed generously to his then fledgling campaign. Meanwhile he has thrown his nigra constituency (who vote for him in overwhelming numbers) under the bus as the majority of them have about as much use for homer sodomite marriage as the residents of Freehold, Iowa.

                This surprisingly smart nigra tells the story that the MSM media won't cover.

                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12444

                  #9
                  Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  I bet he marries that fat-boy Governor Christie from New Jersey.



                  YiC,

                  Zech
                  Brother Zech--Your observations are astute. Whenever we see potential Republican candidates start to waffle on basic Christian theology, we have to raise the homerism question.

                  Both Newt and the hefty Governor Christie are suspect.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Atheist Troll Scum
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 31

                    #10
                    Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

                    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                    It seems like Newt can't get enough of marriage. He's had three straight marriages, now he wants gay marriages.

                    You can kind of see how his mind works. He took a new wife for every important political campaign. Now, he's thinking, "What is I need a homer for my next campaign?"

                    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...utm_medium=RSS
                    What's you guys problems? I mean seriously gays are fine I'm gay, and I not some evil monster. I go to work come home crawl into bed fuck my boyfriends ass, and go to sleep. You guys have serious problems.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14076

                      #11
                      Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

                      Originally posted by Atheist Troll Scum View Post
                      What's you guys problems? I mean seriously gays are fine I'm gay, and I not some evil monster. I go to work come home crawl into bed piffle my boyfriends ass, and go to sleep. You guys have serious problems.
                      If God didn't hate gays and want them to die horrible, gruesome deaths, the Bible would say so, wouldn't it?

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                      • Godfly
                        Descended from Rapes
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 1552

                        #12
                        Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

                        As a cat-licker Newt already endorces man/boy relationships. Is it really such a shock that he now likes the idea of two grown men together?
                        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12444

                          #13
                          Re: Newt Goes to a New Low: Endorses Gay Marriage

                          Originally posted by Atheist Troll Scum View Post
                          What's you guys problems? I mean seriously gays are fine I'm gay, and I not some evil monster.
                          Can you provide us with any information this is so besides your own opinion?
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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