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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

    I know I am not just imagining it! The Chins have gone too far this time. They are spitting in the face of Jesus with this high rise penis monument!



    I know I will have nightmares for months after seeing this massive thing being erected. Why don't the Chinese spare us all from being forced to see such filth and rubbish on the internet? I think I will write them to get it censored from the internet.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

    I imagine that it's a part of their obscene "Cooterland" Amusement Park.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Paragon of virtue
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2013
      • 547

      #3
      Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

      Leave it to the slant-eyes to ruin everything that is decent and good by inserting penises and vaginas into places where they don't belong. Not only do they offend me on a personal level, but they simultaneously besmirch the good name of Ben "Cooter" Jones, one of the very few God-fearing DEMONcrats in HELLywood. As long as Big Ben was willing, we'd have an inside man keeping an eye on those filthy liberal hippies. But, now with the name "Cooter" being associated for the first time ever with smut...I wouldn't blame him if he packed it up and went home. Thanks a lot Gooks!
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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

        I am disgusted but not surprised. They worship tallywhackers in the Ornament.

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        The unsaved believe and do the most outlandish things.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22355

          #5
          Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

          Nothing good can come from a nation where all girls dress like sluts:


          And where mocking Jesus is considered entertainment:
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Nothing good can come from a nation where all girls dress like sluts
            And are too stupid to use modern technology

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717

              #7
              Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

              Clearly, the slopes are overcompensating for their racially dwarfed penises by erecting such obscene monuments! Jesus not only weeps, He vomits!

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              • Witch Hammer
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 1717

                #8
                Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                And are too stupid to use modern technology

                Revolting! Imagine the trouble these sluts would get into if they could also rotate their necks 180°!

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                • VictoryOS
                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                   
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 5388

                  #9
                  Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

                  Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                  Revolting! Imagine the trouble these sluts would get into if they could also rotate their necks 180°!
                  Oh Witch Hammer, what a disturbing image! That thought will play itself out in my mind a thousand times by the time I go to bed tonight. The perverted things those chinks do!
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

                    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                    Oh Witch Hammer, what a disturbing image! That thought will play itself out in my mind a thousand times by the time I go to bed tonight. The perverted things those chinks do!
                    Only the most perverted and disgusting act of depravity could force a True Christian Lady(tm) like yourself to think about it over and over. Anal sex often does this to me. I am so revolted by it, that it plagues me day and night. The thought of man on man, penile/rectal contact, scrotums banging together, and the stench of feces, blood, and semen in the air and on your breath... Gross!
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • baronvondum-dum
                      Unsaved trash
                      • May 2013
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      Only the most perverted and disgusting act of depravity could force a True Christian Lady™ like yourself to think about it over and over. Anal sex often does this to me. I am so revolted by it, that it plagues me day and night. The thought of man on man, penile/rectal contact, scrotums banging together, and the stench of feces, blood, and semen in the air and on your breath... Gross!
                      To be honest, it sounds like you're covering up your subconscious homosexual thoughts by pretending you hate it. Just saying
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #12
                        Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

                        Originally posted by baronvonbacon View Post
                        To be honest, it sounds like you're covering up your subconscious homosexual thoughts by pretending you hate it. Just saying
                        Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! You sound like a first year psychology student with this "subconscious" talk! Why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #13
                          Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

                          Originally posted by baronvonbacon View Post
                          To be honest, it sounds like you're covering up your subconscious homosexual thoughts by pretending you hate it. Just saying
                          Billy Bob Jenkins hates anal sex more than anyone I know. I believe you owe him an apology.



                          Now, instead of coming in here and accusing True Christians(tm) of being disgusting rump rangers, how about starting a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum? We want to get to know you!

                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • baronvondum-dum
                            Unsaved trash
                            • May 2013
                            • 13

                            #14
                            Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! You sound like a first year psychology student with this "subconscious" talk! Why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

                            I appreciate your politeness, but you are a woman. Please do not tell me what to do
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #15
                              Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time.

                              Originally posted by baronvonbacon View Post
                              I appreciate your politeness, but you are a woman. Please do not tell me what to do
                              She may only be a woman, but she is a True Christian(tm) and you're just some maggot off the street. Treat her with the respect she deserves or I'm afraid you will be asked to leave.

                              YiC,

                              Zech

                              P.S. Don't forget that introductory thread.
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