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  • Homer Son Intends to Steal $590,000,000 from Mother.

    Let this be a warning if you are a parent of a homer child, that homer will rob you blind.

    An 84 year old woman in Florida won $590 million in the lottery. Now, she is being unwilling "escorted" around by her homer son and his partner. The son even announced they are moving in with her "to protect her".

    We know homers have only one goal in life, more wild parties with permiscous sex. It's easy to see her son has no other purpose in mind but to take her money and ramp up his sins.

    The sad thing is, Landover Baptist could put the money to use serving Jesus.

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    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Homer Son Intends to Steal $590,000,000 from Mother.

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    An 84 year old woman in Florida won $590 million in the lottery.
    This is exactly the sort of thing that happens to people who subscribe to Landover's "Jesus Wants you Wealthy" Channel! I have hundreds of testimonies. Here is just one of them:
    You sent my prayers to Jesus when all I had was a cardboard box outside WalMart! The very next day I was given a bag of $1000 bills and am now living in a millionaires' mansion in Palm Springs.

    Yours in Christ,

    EF

    California

    By sending in sums as small as $500, you can be assured that Prayer Warriors will send your message to God and you will reap tenfold the benefit!
    Now, she is being unwilling "escorted" around by her homer son and his partner. The son even announced they are moving in with her "to protect her".
    I know the work of Satan when I see it! Render unto Jesus what is Jesus's!

    That evil pair need to be replaced by a couple True Christians™; there is so much good, yet expensive work to be done.
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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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