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Folks, I thought if we'd all post pictures of ugly, repulsive men and women here, we might help our Un-Gay friends become even more straight (hence the name Scared Straight)
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No such thread is complete without "The Bride of Wildenstein" (Lower right)Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 06-29-2008, 11:17 PM.sigpic
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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You might be right, Brother Nobar—let's try the opposite approach.
What woman could possibly remain a donut-bumper after seeing these hunky young men?
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But Sister VD, isn't there a danger in would-be ex-gays seeing those pictures?Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View PostYou might be right, Brother Nobar—let's try the opposite approach.
What woman could possibly remain a donut-bumper after seeing these hunky young men?
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You could be right, Sister. In particular, I'm concerned that the one on the upper left (or far left, depending on your monitor resolution) could lead would-be-ex-homers who want to be Godly True Christian™ True Republican™ family men back down the path to homeritude.Originally posted by JennyD View PostBut Sister VD, isn't there a danger in would-be ex-gays seeing those pictures?This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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I have a better idea. God's punishment to sodomites!
Homosexual sodomites only past this point!!!!!!
This is indeed scared straight time.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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My GOD, Brother Eliot, whatever inspired you to post pictures of party canapes on a thread like this?!Comment
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I do believe OP's image is a shoop. i can tell from the pixels, having seen many shoops in my day.
Here, have another variation.Attached FilesComment
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He needs to get off the Freeway in that thing.
Oh that's Right, he did - I just ran him over in my Hummer
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Why in the world would you have stared at the first photo long and hard enough to pick out pixels?!Originally posted by LongpigtIsLong View Post
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Oh my, Eliot, I done seen those images you posted by accident... I'm confused, why are you posting pictures of 'alien monsters' from Hellywood 'horror movies' on this thread? I thought it was a thread to scare queers, not everyone?
That one that done have the spiky tentacles is especially loathsome looking.
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