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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #16
    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    As far as phone calls . . . ask the suspected homosexual if they're calling from a pink Motorola Razor set to vibrate. If they answer yes, avoid touching your phone until you can wipe it down with alcohol.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • Louisiana
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      • Jul 2008
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      #17
      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

      Ok...I strongly suspected that this site was a sick joke...now I'm totally CONVINCED! You people can't POSSIBLY be for real!

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      • Bob4God
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        • Apr 2008
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        #18
        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

        Oh, like you're the first person to accuse us of being some kind of sick joke. I'll tell you what a sick joke is, and that is the joke that satan is playing on YOU to lead you AWAY from the truth instead of TO it.

        It's actually very sad that the world has come to such a point that the last group of True Christians left who only do what GOD originally commanded is now viewed as a joke.

        'But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.' - 1 Corinthians 2:14
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        • Louisiana
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          #19
          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

          Well what do you expect?? You can't POSSIBLY get a disease by talking to someone on a telephone! If that were true, the whole WORLD would be dead by now!! Just use logic! Are you TRULY serious about this???

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #20
            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

            I'll tell you, Little Louie, that there have been times when I asked to be switched to a more competent phone operator. Sometimes they are stupid, sometimes they can't understand me, and sometimes they talk funny. Whoever it is, if I don't want to talk to them, I have a right to not let them infect my brain with their funny talk. "Let me speak with your supervisor, please."
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Louisiana
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              #21
              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

              Ummm...and WHAT does that have to do with contracting a disease over the telephone???

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              • H. Montague Worthington
                True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2716

                #22
                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                I'll tell you, Little Louie, that there have been times when I asked to be switched to a more competent phone operator. Sometimes they are stupid, sometimes they can't understand me, and sometimes they talk funny. Whoever it is, if I don't want to talk to them, I have a right to not let them infect my brain with their funny talk. "Let me speak with your supervisor, please."
                They wouldn't let a gay be a supervisor.

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                • Louisiana
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                  #23
                  Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                  LOL! And how do you know?? Did you ask them?? I happen to know of MANY gay supervisors! THINK! I guarantee you that you've spoken with and met MANY gay people and didn't even know it! How has it affected you?

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                  • Bob4God
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                    • Apr 2008
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                    #24
                    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                    Originally posted by Louisiana View Post
                    LOL! And how do you know?? Did you ask them?? I happen to know of MANY gay supervisors! THINK! I guarantee you that you've spoken with and met MANY gay people and didn't even know it! How has it affected you?
                    Not true. JESUS lives inside of us, and HE knows who all the gays are.
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                    • LOLtroll
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                      #25
                      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                      Do you Christians actually believe this shit?
                      Or are all of you trolls?

                      C'mon.
                      AIDS over the phone? That's obviously just stupid.

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                      • Bob4God
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                        • Apr 2008
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                        #26
                        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                        Originally posted by LOLtroll View Post
                        Do you Christians actually believe this poo poo?
                        Or are all of you trolls?

                        C'mon.
                        AIDS over the phone? That's obviously just stupid.
                        HEY! Watch your language!

                        I'm not sure if you can get the AIDS over the phone (you can get it from kissing) but it's better not to take any chances. If you find yourself on the phone with a homo, it's best to just hang up rather than spend time socializing, because 1) GOD doesn't want us to associate with sinners, and 2) the faggot may be tracing the phone call so he can track you down and molest you.
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                        The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                        - Proverbs 15:3

                        CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                        CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                        • LOLtroll
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                          #27
                          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                          Well, first off, you can't get AIDS from kissing.
                          Unless you both have bleeding, pus-excreting sores in your mouths.

                          And second a gay man wouldn't want to molest me since I'm a girl.

                          A lesbian might, but I have no problem with that seeing as I'm bisexual myself.

                          And if God doesn't want people to be gay, why are they?
                          Can't he just change them to suit his likes and dislikes?

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                          • Watarmellen
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                            • Jul 2008
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                            #28
                            lol

                            What?
                            D: You people are a little scary. You cannot get AIDS from over the phone nor can you get it from eye contact.
                            Unless you were doing the dirty or you shared a needle you won't get AIDS.
                            I mean come on, I knew this crap when I was 8.
                            Are you gonna tell me you don't believe in gravity next?

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                            • Knowledge=Acceptance
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                              #29
                              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                              How shameful of you to be Homophobic.
                              Jesus Christ, our savior, preached that one should be accepting of things that one does not understand. If Jesus forgives everyone, your should follow in his footsteps.

                              I am not yet thirty and have accepted the teachings of our Lord to be true. By not living by his word, you are shaming and disregarding everything Jesus has taught, letting him die on the cross in vain.

                              Just because someone has chosen a path that neither you, nor Jesus would take does not mean that they are not any less human than me or you.
                              I am not going to tell you what to do in your life, for that is only up to you, but I implore you to be as Jesus wished for all Christians to be; loving their neighbor as they would love themselves, no matter what sins they have committed.


                              (Just for the record, AIDS can only be contracted through sexual contact, the mingling of blood, or anything else in which the bodily fluids of someone with AIDS can reach your bloodstream.
                              Also, most Homosexual people DO NOT have AIDS. It's about the same percentage of those infected for both Heterosexuals and homosexuals.)

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                              • Deaner
                                Christ's Love Messenger
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5932

                                #30
                                Re: lol

                                Originally posted by Watarmellen View Post
                                Are you gonna tell me you don't believe in gravity next?
                                What the hell is gravity sinner?

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