Doing God's Work

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

While Landover Baptist is talking about getting rid of sinners that are unsaved, I found a group of people that are actually doing it. For awhile there has been a group of church goers called "Heaven's Riders" They target those who commit all these horrible sins that the churches are overlooking and dispose of them. Adulterers. murderers, child molesters, homos, and other filth. I say Bless Heaven's Riders for what they are doing for the community

[JennyD]

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While Landover Baptist is talking about getting rid of sinners that are unsaved, I found a group of people that are actually doing it. For awhile there has been a group of church goers called "Heaven's Riders" They target those who commit all these horrible sins that the churches are overlooking and dispose of them. Adulterers. murderers, child molesters, homos, and other filth. I say Bless Heaven's Riders for what they are doing for the community

Too bad all YOU can do is insult God's Favorite Church and tell lies about a sincere and loving Man of God. What have YOU done for Jesus?

Tell me, where's the news reference to back up your assertion about "Heaven's Riders"? Why haven't they killed you yet?

Are you telling us about them to explain the sudden absence of your "special friend" Orange Julius? Did they castrate him for being your homersexual butt-buddy?

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

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Too bad all YOU can do is insult God's Favorite Church and tell lies about a sincere and loving Man of God. What have YOU done for Jesus?

Tell me, where's the news reference to back up your assertion about "Heaven's Riders"? Why haven't they killed you yet?

Are you telling us about them to explain the sudden absence of your "special friend" Orange Julius? Did they castrate him for being your homersexual butt-buddy?

They only kill those who they cannot save. oh and BTW, again I give them my full support.

Julius is not a homosexual, nor am I. He has been happily married for 24 years.

[JennyD]

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They only kill those who they cannot save. oh and BTW, again I give them my full support.

Julius is not a homosexual, nor am I. He has been happily married for 24 years.

Uh huh.

Where's the news report on your made-up organization?

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

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Too bad all YOU can do is insult God's Favorite Joke of a church and tell the truth about a man that we faked completly having him pretend to be a man of God. What have we done for Jesus lately? nothing but make lies about people and claim they have pimples and wet the bed when they dont.

Tell me, where's the news reference to back up your assertion about "Heaven's Riders"? Why havent they killed us yet?

Are you telling us about them to explain the sudden absence of your assocaite Dr. Smith? Did they castrate him for being a good Christian?

So you finally admit the truth? Took you long enough

[JennyD]

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News reports on this "Heaven's Riders", please.

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

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News reports on this "Heaven's Riders", please.

Maybe I should join them. I could help get rid of the filth that populate the planet within a week.

[Brother Enoch]

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Maybe I should join them. I could help get rid of the filth that populate the planet within a week.

You could give it a good start in 5 minutes. A simle razor and a comfy soak in a tub. You know you want to.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sounds like one of those queer gangs that terrorize neighborhoods by riding around on cheap, cherry-red plastic scooters made in Hong Kong. I can see Andrew being envious and sexually aroused by such perverts.

All of this drama, just to defend pro-wrestling's obvious sodomite bent? You are truly pathetic, Drew.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Pastor Ezekiel, you are truly a perceptive gentleman!

There IS a local group calling themselves Heaven's Riders. They wear helmets with halos stuck upon them, and often ride in parades wearing long, flowing gowns, angel wings, and blonde wigs.

Heaven's Riders do indeed to the Lord's Work. When these middle-aged ladies roar up on their pink (you were so close, Pastor!) Vespa scooters to an invalid's home, the resident knows that a hot meal and sponge bath are moments away.

I expect Andrew wishes to join the Riders for a few reasons:

Access to his mother, a founding member, so he may stalk her;

An excuse to wear gowns and wigs;

The opportunity to give disabled men who are unable to defend themselves his own special kind of "sponge bath".

Miss Jenny, while Andrew usually makes up groups so he can pretend he has friends (such as that Five Star Church Association nonsense), in this case he has simply twisted a Godly group of women with Vespa scooters into his own bizarre fantasy of manly, muscular, sweaty biker warriors, forcing themselves their will upon the weak and pathetic.

I do appreciate your concern and support, however. I'm glad to know that both you and Pastor Ezekiel have "got my back". (I don't need Andrew sneaking up on my exposed backside! )

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

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I am not a homosexual
my parents are dead,
the FSCA is a group of Christians that I am associated with
The Heaven's Riders are in fact doing what needs to be done, as Jonathon Brane found out when they beat him senseless for killing a young girl

[Deaner]

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I am not a homosexual
my parents are dead,

Liar. I think Christ killed your parents because you're a homer.

[JennyD]

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I am not a homosexual

Uh huh.

my parents are dead,

Uh huh. News report/obituary, please.

the FSCA is a group of Christians that I am associated with

One does not make a group. News reports and website, please.

The Heaven's Riders are in fact doing what needs to be done, as Jonathon Brane found out when they beat him senseless for killing a young girl

News report, please.

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

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Liar. I think Christ killed your parents because you're a homer.

That is the most disgusting thing Ive ever heard in my life. How dare you. My parents died when I was young. I am not a homer. My suggestion to you is you clean your act up. Its comments like those that are gonna get this site removed. Dispicable.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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That is the most disgusting thing Ive ever heard in my life. How dare you. My parents died when I was young. I am not a homer. My suggestion to you is you clean your act up. Its comments like those that are gonna get this site removed. Dispicable.

Son, I’ve not commented on this thread and your perversions before, as the only thing I know about wrestling is that Greeks did it and Greeks were all homers – enough said. However, I did note that you expressed some irritation that God had killed your parents.

Apart from the fact that they are burning in Hell miles apart from each other, shrieking and suffering unspeakable torment (flesh peeling, anal rape, etc,) at the hand of an amoral and vacuous demon, there is little to worry about.

All is for the best and their early and, to you unfortunate, demise serves in a small way as a lesson to others to accept God in the way He wishes us to accept Him – i.e. as per Landover.

All too often, people think that God does good things yet bad things happen by “bad luck” or “fate” or “human error”… It is not so – God commands every aspect of this Earth – His plan is Wise yet Ineffable. God killed your parents, you cannot deny it!

Now you moan about Landover and want it closed. You see, God will see to it that this site is never removed. Your futile wish is thus against God.

I assume you are angry that he made you a homer, attracted to the muscle-bound, well-oiled bodies of men wrestlers – see the Greeks above.

This site will be the last site on the intertubes come the rapture.