[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Snot, it's not as simple as that. Not when we have Queer Terrorists running around, trying to give innocent people AIDS! Remember you can get AIDS if a fag coughs on you, or sneezes near you. If he sits on a toilet seat before you, or if he even uses the same toilet paper as you. It's THAT contagious!

Everything a homer touches could give you AIDS!

Don't forget about pay phones. They are filthy with homer aids since they use them constantly to phone their drug dealers.

[Nobar King]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Don't forget about pay phones. They are filthy with homer aids since they use them constantly to phone their drug dealers.

Fortunately, I was able to petition to get my neighborhood payphone removed. No one used it besides the druggies and faggos, anyway. And drunks, late at night. You have no idea how easy it is to get a phone removed. Only 3 neighbors need to complain about a particular phone, and you yourself can call from three different phones and pretend to be different neighbors calling to complain about problem phone usage. Presto! Phone gone!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Their minds are made up - facts are irrelevant to them.

Reason #64 A Witch spitting her AIDs tainted blood into your eyes.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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65. Reading a lie-beral MSM "news"paper. Since only homers work at such publications, and since the ink always comes off onto your hands, who knows what you're likely to catch.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

66. Living too close to town rather than in a Godly outer suburb or exurb. Homers give off AIDS germs when they exhale, so the higher the population density, and the greater percentage of kweerboys in the population, the more likely you are to catch those germs by inhaling.

[VictoryOS]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

66. Living too close to town rather than in a Godly outer suburb or exurb. Homers give off AIDS germs when they exhale, so the higher the population density, and the greater percentage of kweerboys in the population, the more likely you are to catch those germs by inhaling.

If only we could see them, there are probably AIDS clouds hanging over each and every major American city.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

67. Watching Judy Garland movies or Hollywood musicals. Homer waves come from the video, inducing brain-function changes and causing homersexurality. You are then compelled to go engage in sodomy with anyone you can find.

It happened to two different men in my church. We excommunicated one, but were able to Save(c) the other one.

He is now a very happy eunuch for Christ!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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68. Dancing Lessons – Dancing schools are notoriously staffed with homer instructors.

69. Avoid Airport Restrooms – Any kind of toe-tapping puts out subliminal messages that place you in the mood to have gay sex.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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70. Spandex Pants/shirts & hats- Rumored to have aids woven right into to the fabric.

[Nobar King]

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You have to be careful at family reunions. Many families have a homo among them, and who knows, he could be infected, too.

[Roberta]

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#71

[Brother Temperance]

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#72: Going to Africa.
Pretty much self-explanatory, that one.
#73: Eating out of other folk's bins.
I'm sure I shouldn't have to warn any decent Christian folk against that habit, but here in Britain, Christian surveys estimate that over 25% of food consumed comes from other people's trash. Also, way over 25% of the population has the AIDS. It doesn't take a genius to join the dots.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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#74. Any form of pre-marital sex, including heavy petting. God hates that alot.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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#71

What is that, Sister? Is someone making homer stew? People shouldn't have to be told not to eat that, but then, people shouldn't have to be told not to mock Jesus, and they still do.

[Nobar King]

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75. Everyone should be careful at work. There's no telling when you are going to have to cover for another employee. That's why it's good to always have a spare usb keyboard and mouse, in case you have to monitor another's computer. Having a spare chair would be inconvenient, so I recommend just rolling your own chair over.