[Brother_Percy]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood.

Well, why doesn't he do an AIDS Test? I'm sure that would come back positive.

Which reminds me...

Reason No. 61 of how you could catch AIDS - Associating with GOTHS !

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

62. You can give the AIDS to yourself by touching your own tallywacker. That makes you a queer for sure.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

62. You can give the AIDS to yourself by touching your own tallywacker. That makes you a queer for sure.

I heard that the high pitch from a gay mans lisp is enough to turn you as gay as aids. Even from many blocks away!

[Nobar King]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

I heard someone already got it from watching the new Bat man movie.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Sure they are.


I have a friend who works in a lab that does research on viruses (Tropical Institute in Antwerp) and he handles HIV all the time. Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood. And consider the fact he works with these critters for years now on an almost daily bases. So how's that for a fact hé.

Their minds are made up - facts are irrelevant to them.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Originally Posted by snottyduck
Sure they are.


I have a friend who works in a lab that does research on viruses (Tropical Institute in Antwerp) and he handles HIV all the time. Every six months he undergoes a HIV test but no infection to be seen in his blood. And consider the fact he works with these critters for years now on an almost daily bases. So how's that for a fact hé.

Their minds are made up - facts are irrelevant to them.

Do you expect us to believe a word this nutbag says?

For starters he thinks he's a duck, he associates with Goths, he walks around all day wearing a gas-mask, he thinks HIV and AIDS are two different things. I could go on and on.... He also 'claims' to have a 'friend' who works in some 'Tropical Institute' ... in a place called Ant-Twerp??? I highly doubt this place even exists.

Even I can see he's trying to mock us! Wake up and smell the coffee, Spitface!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

I've heard from Pastor that these vile creatures can give one the AIDS if it bites you.

[Nobar King]

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Doing IT with Pony.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Their minds are made up - facts are irrelevant to them.

Where in the Bible does it say anything about salvation through facts? Salvation is by grace through faith, and as I've already pointed out in another thread, God sometimes fudges the facts to test our faith.

[snottyduck]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Well, why doesn't he do an AIDS Test? I'm sure that would come back positive.

Which reminds me...

Reason No. 61 of how you could catch AIDS - Associating with GOTHS !

Duhhh, AIDS is not a virus in itself, it's a medical condition caused by HIV, so when they test you they can't test you on AIDS but they test you on the virus that causes AIDS which is HIV.

[snottyduck]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

Do you expect us to believe a word this nutbag says?

For starters he thinks he's a duck, he associates with Goths, he walks around all day wearing a gas-mask, he thinks HIV and AIDS are two different things. I could go on and on.... He also 'claims' to have a 'friend' who works in some 'Tropical Institute' ... in a place called Ant-Twerp??? I highly doubt this place even exists.

Even I can see he's trying to mock us! Wake up and smell the coffee, Spitface!

Well well, seems like you don't know anything about tropical diseases to begin with. If you knew anything about it you would certainly have known that the Tropical Institute in Antwerp (a city) has a long history of medical expertise. They were to first to recognize and isolate the Ebola Virus for instance. So mister "I know it all", you ideas about the whole HIV/AIDS thing are just irrelevant as you don't seem to know squat about it. You even don't know that AIDS is not a virus on itself but a condition caused by a virus called HIV.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]If you knew anything about it you would certainly have known that the Tropical Institute in Antwerp (a city) has a long history of medical expertise.

There’s no use trying to bluff your way out. I’ve just been to Landover Library and looked at an atlas, Antwerp* is a city in southern Netherlands – it’s no where near the tropics!



(And you’re telling us that you have a friend?)

Look, Africa is in the Tropics and this is how they cure AIDS. It’s not going to work because they are not True Christians™ and God will laugh at them, Psalms 59 :8: But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

If you look at the article, you will see that the cure is for AIDS; it’s not for HIV – that would have to be cured by completely different prayers!

*are you sure you don’t mean “ontwerp” and you have some sort of design?

[Billybob Sunday]

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Well well, seems like you don't know anything about tropical diseases to begin with. If you knew anything about it you would certainly have known that the Tropical Institute in Antwerp (a city) has a long history of medical expertise. They were to first to recognize and isolate the Ebola Virus for instance. So mister "I know it all", you ideas about the whole HIV/AIDS thing are just irrelevant as you don't seem to know squat about it. You even don't know that AIDS is not a virus on itself but a condition caused by a virus called HIV.

I can't help but shake my head whenever I see these poor unsaved fools who put their faith in science.

All True Christians know that diseases are plagues, created by God to punish sinners. If you don't want to get aids, just don't sin. It's that simple.

Your simple ignorant scientific advice of not having unprotected sex or sharing needles is just stealing from Bible versus over 2000 years old. GOD tells us not to be fornicators, sodomites, or to mix blood. It's all in THE BOOK!

Praise Jesus!

[snottyduck]

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If you don't want AIDS then don't stick your dick in the wrong shit. Simple, isn't it.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

If you don't want AIDS then don't stick your dick in the wrong shit. Simple, isn't it.

Snot, it's not as simple as that. Not when we have Queer Terrorists running around, trying to give innocent people AIDS! Remember you can get AIDS if a fag coughs on you, or sneezes near you. If he sits on a toilet seat before you, or if he even uses the same toilet paper as you. It's THAT contagious!

Everything a homer touches could give you AIDS!