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  • Angry Lying Lesbian
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 33

    #16
    Re: What is your sexual orientation

    you can all kiss my dyke ass Tara is a better woman than any of you will ever get you assholes

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #17
      Re: What is your sexual orientation

      Originally posted by Angry Lesbian View Post
      you can all kiss my dyke ass Tara is a better woman than any of you will ever get you assholes
      Were TRUE Christians(tm) and not a bunch of perverts. Speaking as a Christian man I am proud I am not interested in some bloated, slime oozing woman and I am happiest in the company of my Christian brothers. You didn't hear about Jesus chasing around after women.

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      • Angry Lying Lesbian
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2008
        • 33

        #18
        Re: What is your sexual orientation

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Were TRUE Christians™ and not a bunch of perverts. Speaking as a Christian man I am proud I am not interested in some bloated, slime oozing woman and I am happiest in the company of my Christian brothers. You didn't hear about Jesus chasing around after women.
        no you are a bunch of fucking assholes who are probably all fucking gay prostitutes and snorting speed like your hero ted haggard but then you are going to turn around and bash homosexuals when you are all gay yourself you fucking hypocrites

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #19
          Re: What is your sexual orientation

          Originally posted by Angry Lesbian View Post
          no you are a bunch of piffleing assholes who are probably all piffleing gay prostitutes and snorting speed like your hero ted haggard but then you are going to turn around and bash homosexuals when you are all gay yourself you piffleing hypocrites
          Angry lesbian...isn't that redundant? Every lesbian I've ever had the displeasure to meet has been angry all the time, as well as lazy and vile. That's what happens when you stray in your Path with the Lord though.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Angry Lying Lesbian
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2008
            • 33

            #20
            Re: What is your sexual orientation

            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
            Angry lesbian...isn't that redundant? Every lesbian I've ever had the displeasure to meet has been angry all the time, as well as lazy and vile. That's what happens when you stray in your Path with the Lord though.
            I only get angry when judgemental assholes like you come in here and decide who is going to hell and who isn't. And maybe if you could accept that not everybody is going to be just like you the world wouldn't be filled with so much hate. Or do you want everyone to hate everyone else?

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #21
              Re: What is your sexual orientation

              Originally posted by Angry Lesbian View Post
              I only get angry when judgemental assholes like you come in here and decide who is going to hell and who isn't. And maybe if you could accept that not everybody is going to be just like you the world wouldn't be filled with so much hate. Or do you want everyone to hate everyone else?
              We don't hate Tara. She's been placed in our Quarantine Rehabilitation section but has refused to post there. She is refusing the outstretched arms of Our Saviour and you're crying victim. It's not my fault you're a dyke; ask Jesus why.

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              • Glendora Christianson
                Spiritual Mother of LBC
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2329

                #22
                Re: What is your sexual orientation

                Can someone please tell me what this thread is about? Or do I really want to know???
                Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                • Ebenezer Wright
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1021

                  #23
                  Re: What is your sexual orientation

                  Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                  Can someone please tell me what this thread is about? Or do I really want to know???
                  Sister Christianson It is confusing but I believe this thread is from tallyho, shes questioning sexual orientation after you stick your "unit" into a blender or other related mutilation tool. I don't want to sound like a medicine man but it just sounds like she needs some help.
                  Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                  Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #24
                    Re: What is your sexual orientation

                    Originally posted by Angry Lesbian View Post
                    I only get angry when judgemental assholes like you come in here and decide who is going to hell and who isn't.
                    You misunderstand us. We would never dare presume to decide such a thing. We let the Lord decide, and we simply tell people what His Word, the Bible, says.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #25
                      Re: What is your sexual orientation

                      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                      Can someone please tell me what this thread is about? Or do I really want to know???
                      You don't need to soil those ladylike ears Mother G. Why don't you just whip us up a batch of your delicious snickerdoodles.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Angry Lying Lesbian
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 33

                        #26
                        Re: What is your sexual orientation

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        We don't hate Tara. She's been placed in our Quarantine Rehabilitation section but has refused to post there. She is refusing the outstretched arms of Our Saviour and you're crying victim. It's not my fault you're a dyke; ask Jesus why.
                        I can't ask Jesus why because he is just an over rated and DEAD jewish rabbi. You people who are spending your life devoted to him are just a bunch of deluded sheep.
                        Anyway I like being a lesbian because I dont have to worry about the toilet seat being left up and I dont have to do a bunch of stupid guy stuff that men want to do. I have guy friends but I dont have to date them. Oh and I dont worry about accidentally getting pregnant either so I wont ever need to get an abortion and shouldnt you be happy about that?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #27
                          Re: What is your sexual orientation

                          Originally posted by Angry Lesbian View Post
                          I can't ask Jesus why because he is just an over rated and DEAD jewish rabbi. You people who are spending your life devoted to him are just a bunch of deluded sheep.
                          Anyway I like being a lesbian because I dont have to worry about the toilet seat being left up and I dont have to do a bunch of stupid guy stuff that men want to do. I have guy friends but I dont have to date them. Oh and I dont worry about accidentally getting pregnant either so I wont ever need to get an abortion and shouldnt you be happy about that?
                          What a steaming heap of lies. You're like all lezbeans; Bitter and jealous that Jesus didn't let you be a Man.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Angry Lying Lesbian
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 33

                            #28
                            Re: What is your sexual orientation

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            What a steaming heap of lies. You're like all lezbeans; Bitter and jealous that Jesus didn't let you be a Man.
                            I dont want to be a man but if I did I would be one.
                            I dont want to be all hairy and stinky and all that junk.
                            Men brag that they can pee standing up but I dont see why that would be so great.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #29
                              Re: What is your sexual orientation

                              Originally posted by Angry Lesbian View Post
                              I dont want to be a man but if I did I would be one.
                              I dont want to be all hairy and stinky and all that junk.
                              Men brag that they can pee standing up but I dont see why that would be so great.
                              I'm sure that the things that you don't see could fill the oceans of the world.

                              Why don't you try reading the Holy Bible? Jesus is waiting to wash that disgusting lezbeanism off your nubile young body.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #30
                                Re: What is your sexual orientation

                                Originally posted by Tallywacker Hater View Post
                                Someone said to me "the only group of people more obsessed with breasts than heterosexual men has to be transsexual women." I am forced to agree. T-girls are constantly bragging on their own breast growth or gossiping with each other on how to make them bigger. I can't say I'm immune to that; I do it, too. (I took progesterin for a while).
                                Oh, goody. Taro is sharing more of his self-mutilation and self-abuse stories with us.
                                However, none of the men here are really that interested in mentioning the fact that I have breasts. Nope, instead they're all facinated with my "tallywacker." Okay, yeah, I still have a penis, but I don't like it.
                                That could be because mutilating your body is a sin; also, no men here are the least bit interested in your dirty pillows!

                                Keeping that in mind, would you mind telling us how we can know that the men here aren't all closet homosexuals? `Cause I think you are.[/quote]


                                Wow. Unsaved Trash doesn't get Free Love, and so attempts to cast aspersions upon the character of our Pastors. How ORIGINAL.
                                Originally posted by Tallywacker Hater View Post
                                Actually, usually men do make alot of comments on my breasts,
                                They're probably not used to seeing dirty pillows on men!!
                                Originally posted by Taro
                                but not here. Here they seem more focused on my "boi bits."

                                Really, I wish men, in general, would focus more on my mind than my body.
                                Yet here you are, whining that the men here aren't obsessed with your artificially-inflated dirty pillows!

                                You're pathetic.

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