Ha ha dumb scientists propose Pepcid as a cure

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I confess I felt a moment of divine justice when I read this report about dumb scientists proposing a ludicrous DIY home remedy for curing coronavirus. Apparently all you need to do is eat anti-acids in absurdly dangerous quantities or inject them intravenously. It's almost as if these guys said the first thing that came into their heads after watching a TV advert for diet pills and an episode of House and somehow conflated the two in a sleep-deprived haze of fact and egomaniacal fiction. Then spent millions of tax dollars chasing after a looney-tunes half-baked scheme that most people thought was an April Fool's joke.

Well, joke's on you today scientists, ha ha.

A nearly $21-million government-funded study to see whether a popular over-the-counter heartburn medication could be a COVID-19 remedy has fizzled amid allegations of conflicts of interest and scientific misconduct, according to interviews, a whistleblower complaint and internal government records obtained by the Associated Press

In mid-April, the Trump administration funded a study of famotidine, the main ingredient in Pepcid, despite a lack of published data or studies to suggest heavy doses would be effective against the novel coronavirus. When government scientists learned of the hastily produced proposal to spend millions in federal funding on the research, they considered it laughable.

Why is it that people these days believe everything can be solved by a ©1-Trick dietary modification? Which you can conveniently purchase directly from the source without a prescription? Cancer? Vitamin C. Allergies? Gluten-free pasta. Arthritis, fatigue, irritable bowel, reflux, chronic allergies, eczema, psoriasis, autoimmune disease, diabetes, heart disease, migraines, depression, attention deficit disorder, and occasionally even narcissistic personality disorder? PM me for details.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Ha ha dumb scientists propose Pepcid as a cure

Scientists need to investigate sin. As they struggle to find a "cure" they overlook the obvious.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Ha ha dumb scientists propose Pepcid as a cure

Scientists need to investigate sin. As they struggle to find a "cure" they overlook the obvious.

I bet if you called sin a virus and gave it a fancy name, the scientists would be all over it hoovering up grant money and getting fat off the government teat.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Ha ha dumb scientists propose Pepcid as a cure

We don't need pepsid, we need prayer. And hydroxychloroquine. And maybe the vaccine that is just around the corner.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Ha ha dumb scientists propose Pepcid as a cure

Why is it that people these days believe everything can be solved by a ©1-Trick dietary modification?

Let us not forget that we probably have a cure already.

The Doctrine of Signatures is suppressed by Big Pharma - they don't want you to know about it! But God has given us clues and life is like a treasure-hunt: all we need do is have faith and acute eyesight (and if you don’t have acute eyesight, then there is God-given cure for that too!)

Christ, at the Last Supper told us as much as he held up the Holy Grail “Take this in remembrance of me” and red wine looks like blood so you can see how it would be good for blood ailments

Here are some more examples:

A bean looks like a kidney and is good for kidney problems.
A mushroom looks like an ear and is good for ear problems.
Walnuts look like brains and are good for any brain problems.
Etc.


God gave us all this so we can live for our full three score years and ten and may be more!

What we need is a picture of a Covid and then there is bound to be something that looks like it and then "Hey Presto! And Praise The Lord!" God’s help has saved us again.