Hello! I wanna say something about me

[Christian4Life4]

Hello! My name is Done Alexandru, and i want to become a better person, i want to love jesus and him to love me. I dont have a favoritve verse from bible. I want to look after a future wife, so please people can you help me find one? If you want me to pay, is not problem, but i want to see pictures of her.Thank you people, and dont forget pray, because Jesus is gonna save good people.

[Alvin Moss]

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I feel that you may not be a real Christian, friend. In fact, I believe you may be one of the lost souls who come here to vex Christians. What church do you attend? When were you saved and what led to the opening of your eyes?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I feel like you are not a Christian yet, but have the desire in your heart to love Jesus. Why not you start with the KJV Bible and read it from page 1 to the last page. Also, if you are interested in a wife, Miss Naomi Ruth Lamb is single, if I remember correctly. She's a lovely lady.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello! My name is Done Alexandru, and i want to become a better person, i want to love jesus and him to love me. I dont have a favoritve verse from bible. I want to look after a future wife, so please people can you help me find one? If you want me to pay, is not problem, but i want to see pictures of her.Thank you people, and dont forget pray, because Jesus is gonna save good people.

What kind of a name in "Done?" Done with what? And Alexandru isn't a real name. I'm guessing you wish you were a Jap or something, right?

Tell us your real name, boy. Tell us about the sin and perversion you wallow in. We've heard it all, so don't hold back. What part of America do you live in? What Church were you raised in? Introduce yourself!

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[Witch Hammer]

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Hello! My name is Done Alexandru, and i want to become a better person, i want to love jesus and him to love me. I dont have a favoritve verse from bible. I want to look after a future wife, so please people can you help me find one? If you want me to pay, is not problem, but i want to see pictures of her.Thank you people, and dont forget pray, because Jesus is gonna save good people.

Miracles happen every day...but they don't always come cheap.

God has the perfect helpmeet for you. Once you can convince me that you are actually following the True Path to Salvation™, I may be able to haggle with her owner on your behalf, for a modest 80% brokerage fee. Give it some thought...

[Christian4Life4]

Ok, i so sorry i think i started with the wrong foot.I am not `legally` a Christian, i am orthodox, but i want to become an better man, i started to go at my church, were the priest tell us to be good etc...you know what kind of stuff... but i think this is not enough. I want to know the real ways, to be saved from hell...I just want to become a better person.Thank you for responding for me!

[Pim Pendergast]

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Ok, i so sorry i think i started with the wrong foot.I am not `legally` a Christian, i am orthodox, but i want to become an better man, i started to go at my church, were the priest tell us to be good etc...you know what kind of stuff... but i think this is not enough. I want to know the real ways, to be saved from hell...I just want to become a better person.Thank you for responding for me!

Jesus makes me want to be a better man. When I read the stories in Old Testament (see here for an explanation) of how He destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah (Gen 18:1-19:38), slew 185,000 Assyrians in their sleep (2 Ki 19:35), and smote 70,000 Israelites with pestilence (2 Sam 24:15-17); when I read the stories in the Gospels of how He drove the moneylenders from the Temple with a whip (Jn 2:13-17), how He reluctantly healed the Canaanite woman's daughter even though Canaanites were dogs (Mat 15:22-28), and how He unapologetically warned people they were destined for hell (Mat 13:41-42; 49-50; Mk 9:43-50); when I read in Revelation how He threatened to kill some woman's children so that she would repent of her heresy (Rev 2:22-23), how He will come again wearing a robe dipped in blood and with a sword coming out of His mouth which will slay His enemies, and how He will judge all mankind and send most of them into the lake of fire (Rev 20:11-15) – when I read these things, I see I have a lot to live up to and I'm filled with gratitude that this Man wants to save me from my sin and corruption and mould me into His image. If you want to be a better man, read about Jesus. Read the Bible.

[Faith_Machine]

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Pim, that was a truly inspiring testimony. I hope our new friend here realizes how lucky he is.

[Christian4Life4]

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Thank you all for supporting.I want to free myself from the sins from my past.I will start to read the King James Bible.Now i am not feeling prepared to share my sins, but after i read the Bible i will.Thank you for supporting me and stay safe.

[Truenamer]

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Thank you all for supporting.I want to free myself from the sins from my past.I will start to read the King James Bible.Now i am not feeling prepared to share my sins, but after i read the Bible i will.Thank you for supporting me and stay safe.

You'll be saved soon, but not if you're a sorcerer.

Apparently Landover hates sorcerers.

[Meek and Humble]

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You'll be saved soon, but not if you're a sorcerer.

Apparently Landover hates sorcerers.

I've been away from the forums for a few months. What's this about sorcery??? Have dark forces started to invade???

[Truenamer]

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I've been away from the forums for a few months. What's this about sorcery??? Have dark forces started to invade???

I'm a sorcerer in training.

Dark forces aren't invading yet.

[Meek and Humble]

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I'm a sorcerer in training.

Dark forces aren't invading yet.

JESUS, PROTECT OUR PRECIOUS MESSAGE BOARD!!!

[Russell Holbeck]

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I'm a sorcerer in training.

Dark forces aren't invading yet.

Hello Truenamer.

Where do you go to school you should look it up and see if it is accredited because sometimes those hours do not transfer to other schools or the final diploma is not recognized in other places. The colored girl who works for me went to veterinary school in St. Maarten and now she makes me sandwiches she smells like coconuts.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello Truenamer.

Where do you go to school you should look it up and see if it is accredited because sometimes those hours do not transfer to other schools or the final diploma is not recognized in other places. The colored girl who works for me went to veterinary school in St. Maarten and now she makes me sandwiches she smells like coconuts.

Thank you.

Rusty

Good point, Russell. If our new friend here doesn't make some changes, I fear he will have many years of living off the public dole ahead of him before the Lord ultimately casts him into the lake of fire.

No way can you learn marketable skills at sorcerer school, unless you happen to be a gypsy.