[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm a sorcerer in training.

This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and sorcerers forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Faith_Machine]

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That is an excellent prayer, Pastor Zeke. I'm going to print out a copy and keep it in my glove box, right next to my copy of the Bill of Rights.

[Truenamer]

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Jesus, folks.

No need to drive the frickin' sorcery out me like it's some kind of dark plague.

You're using a nuke on an anthill.

[Meek and Humble]

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Jesus, folks.

No need to drive the frickin' sorcery out me like it's some kind of dark plague.

You're using a nuke on an anthill.

But friend, it's because we love you!! Can't you feel Pastor Zeke's compassionate heart oozing from every word as he prays for your well-being?

[Truenamer]

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But friend, it's because we love you!! Can't you feel Pastor Zeke's compassionate heart oozing from every word as he prays for your well-being?

I feel it more of a dire chill of a hatred of magic.

And it is not a gooey ooze at all, it is a dry soul-rending gust.

It might be enough to ward faeries away from a 200-blip radius from the forum and a 100-mile radius from wherever he lives.

Only sorcery can fix him and allow him to feel the true power of magic.

[Meek and Humble]

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I feel it more of a dire chill of a hatred of magic.

And it is not a gooey ooze at all, it is a dry soul-rending gust.

It might be enough to ward faeries away from a 200-blip radius from the forum and a 100-mile radius from wherever he lives.

Only sorcery can fix him and allow him to feel the true power of magic.

I would never dream of judging another person, but I am definitely going to pray that you realize that all of your beliefs are wrong and nonsensical.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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it is a dry soul-rending gust.

That, right there, is a wonderful use of English. You could have had a career as a street-preacher, a persuasive Pastor, an orator for Jesus, a scholar of Biblical rhetoric, or even an independent prophet of the Lord’s Word. Kudos, sir!

PS
I have infracted you for insulting a dear and much loved member of Landover.

[Truenamer]

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That, right there, is a wonderful use of English. You could have had a career as a street-preacher, a persuasive Pastor, an orator for Jesus, a scholar of Biblical rhetoric, or even an independent prophet of the Lord’s Word. Kudos, sir!

Yeah. It is a shame most people speak in hashtag and Pewdiepie now.

Also, I don't know how sorcery-hate makes you accepted.

[Basilissa]

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Yeah. It is a shame most people speak in hashtag and Pewdiepie now.

Also, I don't know how sorcery-hate makes you accepted.

Jesus accepts us.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

We don't crave anybody's else attention.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Jesus, folks.

No need to drive the -foul language- sorcery out me like it's some kind of dark plague.

You're using a nuke on an anthill.

How rude! Shut up with your cursing sorcery nonsense, save your soul, and read the KJV Bible! It will do an infinite amount of good in your life. "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:" 2 Timothy 3:16 Also, don't take the Lord's name in vain! "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain." Deuteronomy 5:11 You should really repent now!!!

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth