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  • carlitosfromthesouth
    Unsaved trash, retarded wetback
    • Jul 2015
    • 8

    #1

    Bible in spanish

    Hello. What bible do you recomend in spanish? I have a hard time reading the official bible because is written using some kind of old english and for a non native english speaker is very hard to digest.

    Thanks.
  • ExGay Alex
    Helping boys become upright model citizens
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 1295

    #2
    Re: Bible in spanish

    I recommend learning English and reading the Bible in the original. See link HERE:
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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    • carlitosfromthesouth
      Unsaved trash, retarded wetback
      • Jul 2015
      • 8

      #3
      Re: Bible in spanish

      Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
      I recommend learning English and reading the Bible in the original. See link HERE:
      I know english already. The point is that for a non native person is a little hard to read words like "ye", "thy", "unto", "thou", etc. This form of writing show the reader a more solemn perspective of the text but is harder to read.

      The original bible was written in hebrew, arameic and greek, and considering that more than 10% of USA population today come from latin countries, you should have an official bible in spanish too (or in other words you are being conquered slowly for us!.. It,s a joke).

      I'll try to get used to it (the KJV) since I risk to be thrashed again the very same way I was when I mentioned my little asperger.

      Thanks.

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      • VictoryOS
        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 5388

        #4
        Re: Bible in spanish

        Yes, senor, the only option is to "get used to it", as you put it. The Holy Word of God is something we must adapt to, not the other way around. He meant for it to be read as it was written. Otherwise He would have written it in Spanish or some other foreign language.

        I hope this helps. Please let us know if you have any other questions.
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Bible in spanish

          Originally posted by carlitosfromthesouth View Post
          Hello. What bible do you recomend in spanish? I have a hard time reading the official bible because is written using some kind of old english and for a non native english speaker is very hard to digest.

          Thanks.

          You have clearly made significant strides in overcoming your obvious defects. Though you live in one of the Mexican countries and speak Mexican in your ordinary day to day activities, you have learned a little American. Also, you seem to be seeking Jesus. My advice is to avoid backsliding. Do not attempt to find God's word translated into Mexican. We here are unaware of any correct rendering of God's Word other than the King James Bible. Other versions are filled with sly corruptions. Many of those blasphemies were inserted by the Roman church over the centuries to better support their schemes.


          My advice is to seek Jesus plainly and correctly. Do not attempt any shortcuts, as the Devil is waiting for you there. It would be best to learn better American, but don't be trying to swim over here to do it; we have plenty of you Mexicans here already.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22889

            #6
            Re: Bible in spanish

            Originally posted by carlitosfromthesouth View Post
            I know english already.
            Then you will know that the word English is capitalized.
            The point is that for a non native person is a little hard to read words like "ye", "thy", "unto", "thou", etc.
            If you are saying that foreigners are terminally stupid and unable to grasp 4 words, I can only agree with you.
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            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • carlitosfromthesouth
              Unsaved trash, retarded wetback
              • Jul 2015
              • 8

              #7
              Re: Bible in spanish

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Then you will know that the word English is capitalized. If you are saying that foreigners are terminally stupid and unable to grasp 4 words, I can only agree with you.
              It's a second language and when I say that I know English I mean I know something of English.

              I just checked the spelling and you are correct.

              I just realized my self how idiotic could be not to grasp 4 words. Thanks for pointing this.

              But going to the very purpose of this post, can you recommend a bible in spanish?

              Thank you.

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #8
                Re: Bible in spanish

                Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                Do not attempt to find God's word translated into Mexican.


                Yo repeatan, y pardona me pobre Espanol.
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8416

                  #9
                  Re: Bible in spanish

                  Carlitos, our Polish housekeeper Agnieszka had the same problem as you when she first started to read the KJV, as her English was quite atrocious.

                  Eventually I got tired of explaining things to her and so whenever she found a verse particularly puzzling, Deuteronomy 23:1 for example, or Ezekiel 23:19-20, she would put it into Google Translate.

                  Have you tried that? Is there a Mexican option in Goggle?
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Alvin Moss
                    Serving Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4468

                    #10
                    Re: Bible in spanish

                    One other thing we haven't mentioned is that there is no better way to learn proper, modern American than by studying God's word in the KJV.
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • carlitosfromthesouth
                      Unsaved trash, retarded wetback
                      • Jul 2015
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Bible in spanish

                      Thank you for your support. I think is a good opportunity to improve my english reading the KJV version.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #12
                        Re: Bible in spanish

                        Carlitos, you might find the Ebonics Bible Translation Project helpful. I understand there's a lot of crossover between negro slang and migrant farm worker speak.

                        I hope that helps.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22889

                          #13
                          Re: Bible in spanish

                          Originally posted by carlitosfromthesouth View Post
                          But going to the very purpose of this post, can you recommend a bible in Spanish?
                          No. Everything Spanish is Catholic. The hand of the minions of the Anti-Christ the vicar of Rome pervade a Spanish Bible's every word.

                          I had a look at the "Traducción en lenguaje actual" version which sounded promising, but I couldn't understand a word of it - I only speak Spanish in the imperative.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Bible in spanish

                            God wrote the Holy Bible in English for a reason.

                            Please read my Sermon on the subject HERE.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #15
                              Re: Bible in spanish

                              Hello Carlotta, I'm glad you've chosen to stay here and fellowship with us and resist your natural urge to seduce white men.
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