[Flyboy321]

Re: An Atheist speaks

You know who else suffers oxygen deprivation? Homersexurals.

It's because when they.....engage in.....certain practices....they, um...anyway the oxygen gets cut off from their brain and they get stupid...

Just sayin'.

Didn't know that! Homosexuals getting hypoxic...

[Flyboy321]

Re: An Atheist speaks

Just because youre high doesnt make you a pilot....

No, but a licence does

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: An Atheist speaks

Has oxygen deprivation damaged your memory, or are you simply not paying attention? Because we do have other, probably more deserving people who need our help.

YiC
Joanna

You know who else suffers oxygen deprivation? Homersexurals.

It's because when they.....engage in.....certain practices....they, um...anyway the oxygen gets cut off from their brain and they get stupid...

Just sayin'.

[alooneymoron]

Re: An Atheist speaks

Just because youre high doesnt make you a pilot....

[Flyboy321]

Re: An Atheist speaks

Has oxygen deprivation damaged your memory, or are you simply not paying attention? Because we do have other, probably more deserving people who need our help.

YiC
Joanna

I think they are two different questions...!

Anyway, I'm on a rather busy block of work at the moment, I don't intend to duplicate questions.

[Flyboy321]

Re: An Atheist speaks

God hates liars.


Enjoy hell.

Ha ha! Well...you don't have to believe me!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: An Atheist speaks

Are you really a pastor?

This question was already answered here, on this very thread, less than 48 hours ago:

Originally Posted by Flyboy321
...Anyway pastor, in genuine curiosity and in absolute honesty, what is it about Christianity that brought you to it?

You can read his online bio here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thestaff/pastors/ez.html. Friendly advice, tho: don't ask about how someone who misspells "prodigy" can lay claim to the title with a straight face.

Has oxygen deprivation damaged your memory, or are you simply not paying attention? Because we do have other, probably more deserving people who need our help.

YiC
Joanna

[James Hutchins]

Re: An Atheist speaks

Well that was an in-depth answer! Thanks for that.

There is something I don't understand though, if God would rather I 'get saved' as you put it, surely he doesn't want me to go to hell. But according to what we have been talking about, I AM hellbound, in accordance with god's intention, seeing as how God knew I would reject him which would appear to be his intention, so how is it he wants me to be saved?

Anyway this is turning into a debate, I'm not here to do that, I'm here to learn about you guys and what you believe.

Ha ha! No I didn't read a bible, sorry to disappoint, though I do have a copy of the KJV on my ipad

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


You have a choice friend, True Salvation(tm) and an Eternity of Bliss(c) or an eternity in Hell (imagine living with Rosie O'Donnell forever!!!).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: An Atheist speaks

Well, the only evidence I can post here would contain personal information and I don't want to do that.

Ha ha! You can not believe I'm a pilot if you want to I'm not demanding you believe that

God hates liars.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Enjoy hell.

[Roland]

Re: An Atheist speaks

Actually these are flares, the spiral-effect is caused by the wake vortex from the aircraft over its wingtips, as it releases the flares, some of them get caught in the vortex, in this case the aircraft is a C17 seen in the top right.

That is a bit harsh. Are you deliberately trying to use reason to mock believers? I can imagine Mary thinks this is Jesus, as the FSM chooses white to show himself on this occasion, see Revelation 1:14. There are no flaming eyes though, proving it is not Jesus but the FSM.

[Flyboy321]

Re: An Atheist speaks

That's not a giant spaghetti monster, you fool. That's the Heavenly Bridegroom () with His Heavenly Bride (Revelation 21:9)! You can see Jesus on the left, with the shoulder length hair, and the Bride of Christ on the right. See her lovely hair (I don't mean to brag, but it is awfully similar to mine), and her big blue eye? They're staring lovingly into each other's eyes, holding hands. Her veil is long and lovely, don't you think?

Oh how lovely! How utterly divine! I cannot wait until the day when Jesus stretches out His Perfectly Beautiful yet Perfectly Masculine Hand and invites me to come to Him to enjoy our Perfect Wedding Feast (Revelation 19:7-9)!

Yeah I can kinda see that.

Actually these are flares, the spiral-effect is caused by the wake vortex from the aircraft over its wingtips, as it releases the flares, some of them get caught in the vortex, in this case the aircraft is a C17 seen in the top right.

Nice effect though.

[Flyboy321]

Re: An Atheist speaks

Where's your proof? You could be some obese drag queen sent here by satan to help destroy God's favorite forum. Post some proof, or apologize to jesus.

Well, the only evidence I can post here would contain personal information and I don't want to do that.

Ha ha! You can not believe I'm a pilot if you want to I'm not demanding you believe that

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: An Atheist speaks

That's not a giant spaghetti monster, you fool. That's the Heavenly Bridegroom () with His Heavenly Bride (Revelation 21:9)! You can see Jesus on the left, with the shoulder length hair, and the Bride of Christ on the right. See her lovely hair (I don't mean to brag, but it is awfully similar to mine), and her big blue eye? They're staring lovingly into each other's eyes, holding hands. Her veil is long and lovely, don't you think?

Oh how lovely! How utterly divine! I cannot wait until the day when Jesus stretches out His Perfectly Beautiful yet Perfectly Masculine Hand and invites me to come to Him to enjoy our Perfect Wedding Feast (Revelation 19:7-9)!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: An Atheist speaks

Thanks

Yes I am

Where's your proof? You could be some obese drag queen sent here by satan to help destroy God's favorite forum. Post some proof, or apologize to jesus.

[Roland]

Re: An Atheist speaks

[...]cool

Cool would most likely be the antipasto, also important.

Have you thought of a Bible quote as a signature? Would Ezekiel 3:13 be something that suits you?