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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #91
    Re: An Atheist speaks

    Originally posted by Flyboy321 View Post
    Thanks

    Yes I am
    Where's your proof? You could be some obese drag queen sent here by satan to help destroy God's favorite forum. Post some proof, or apologize to jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #92
      Re: An Atheist speaks

      Originally posted by Roland View Post
      That's not a giant spaghetti monster, you fool. That's the Heavenly Bridegroom () with His Heavenly Bride (Revelation 21:9)! You can see Jesus on the left, with the shoulder length hair, and the Bride of Christ on the right. See her lovely hair (I don't mean to brag, but it is awfully similar to mine), and her big blue eye? They're staring lovingly into each other's eyes, holding hands. Her veil is long and lovely, don't you think?

      Oh how lovely! How utterly divine! I cannot wait until the day when Jesus stretches out His Perfectly Beautiful yet Perfectly Masculine Hand and invites me to come to Him to enjoy our Perfect Wedding Feast (Revelation 19:7-9)!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Flyboy321
        Unsaved trash, degenerate God hater
        • Aug 2015
        • 58

        #93
        Re: An Atheist speaks

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Where's your proof? You could be some obese drag queen sent here by satan to help destroy God's favorite forum. Post some proof, or apologize to jesus.
        Well, the only evidence I can post here would contain personal information and I don't want to do that.

        Ha ha! You can not believe I'm a pilot if you want to I'm not demanding you believe that
        I heard also the noise of the wings of the living creatures that touched one another, and the noise of the wheels over against them, and a noise of a great rushing.

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        • Flyboy321
          Unsaved trash, degenerate God hater
          • Aug 2015
          • 58

          #94
          Re: An Atheist speaks

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          That's not a giant spaghetti monster, you fool. That's the Heavenly Bridegroom () with His Heavenly Bride (Revelation 21:9)! You can see Jesus on the left, with the shoulder length hair, and the Bride of Christ on the right. See her lovely hair (I don't mean to brag, but it is awfully similar to mine), and her big blue eye? They're staring lovingly into each other's eyes, holding hands. Her veil is long and lovely, don't you think?

          Oh how lovely! How utterly divine! I cannot wait until the day when Jesus stretches out His Perfectly Beautiful yet Perfectly Masculine Hand and invites me to come to Him to enjoy our Perfect Wedding Feast (Revelation 19:7-9)!
          Yeah I can kinda see that.

          Actually these are flares, the spiral-effect is caused by the wake vortex from the aircraft over its wingtips, as it releases the flares, some of them get caught in the vortex, in this case the aircraft is a C17 seen in the top right.

          Nice effect though.
          I heard also the noise of the wings of the living creatures that touched one another, and the noise of the wheels over against them, and a noise of a great rushing.

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          • Roland
            Obese Swedish Meatball
            Delusional Forum Member
            • May 2014
            • 2193

            #95
            Re: An Atheist speaks

            Originally posted by Flyboy321 View Post
            Actually these are flares, the spiral-effect is caused by the wake vortex from the aircraft over its wingtips, as it releases the flares, some of them get caught in the vortex, in this case the aircraft is a C17 seen in the top right.
            That is a bit harsh. Are you deliberately trying to use reason to mock believers? I can imagine Mary thinks this is Jesus, as the FSM chooses white to show himself on this occasion, see Revelation 1:14. There are no flaming eyes though, proving it is not Jesus but the FSM.
            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #96
              Re: An Atheist speaks

              Originally posted by Flyboy321 View Post
              Well, the only evidence I can post here would contain personal information and I don't want to do that.

              Ha ha! You can not believe I'm a pilot if you want to I'm not demanding you believe that
              God hates liars.

              Proverbs 6
              [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
              [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
              [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
              [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
              Enjoy hell.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #97
                Re: An Atheist speaks

                Originally posted by Flyboy321 View Post
                Well that was an in-depth answer! Thanks for that.

                There is something I don't understand though, if God would rather I 'get saved' as you put it, surely he doesn't want me to go to hell. But according to what we have been talking about, I AM hellbound, in accordance with god's intention, seeing as how God knew I would reject him which would appear to be his intention, so how is it he wants me to be saved?

                Anyway this is turning into a debate, I'm not here to do that, I'm here to learn about you guys and what you believe.

                Ha ha! No I didn't read a bible, sorry to disappoint, though I do have a copy of the KJV on my ipad
                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.



                You have a choice friend, True Salvation(tm) and an Eternity of Bliss(c) or an eternity in Hell (imagine living with Rosie O'Donnell forever!!!).
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8416

                  #98
                  Re: An Atheist speaks

                  Originally posted by Flyboy321 View Post
                  Are you really a pastor?
                  This question was already answered here, on this very thread, less than 48 hours ago:
                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Originally Posted by Flyboy321
                  ...Anyway pastor, in genuine curiosity and in absolute honesty, what is it about Christianity that brought you to it?
                  You can read his online bio here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thestaff/pastors/ez.html. Friendly advice, tho: don't ask about how someone who misspells "prodigy" can lay claim to the title with a straight face.
                  Has oxygen deprivation damaged your memory, or are you simply not paying attention? Because we do have other, probably more deserving people who need our help.

                  YiC
                  Joanna
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Flyboy321
                    Unsaved trash, degenerate God hater
                    • Aug 2015
                    • 58

                    #99
                    Re: An Atheist speaks

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    God hates liars.


                    Enjoy hell.
                    Ha ha! Well...you don't have to believe me!
                    I heard also the noise of the wings of the living creatures that touched one another, and the noise of the wheels over against them, and a noise of a great rushing.

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                    • Flyboy321
                      Unsaved trash, degenerate God hater
                      • Aug 2015
                      • 58

                      #100
                      Re: An Atheist speaks

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post

                      Has oxygen deprivation damaged your memory, or are you simply not paying attention? Because we do have other, probably more deserving people who need our help.

                      YiC
                      Joanna
                      I think they are two different questions...!

                      Anyway, I'm on a rather busy block of work at the moment, I don't intend to duplicate questions.
                      I heard also the noise of the wings of the living creatures that touched one another, and the noise of the wheels over against them, and a noise of a great rushing.

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                      • alooneymoron
                        Unsaved trash, avowed godmocker
                        • Dec 2014
                        • 187

                        #101
                        Re: An Atheist speaks

                        Just because youre high doesnt make you a pilot....
                        Mark 13:22
                        “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #102
                          Re: An Atheist speaks

                          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                          Has oxygen deprivation damaged your memory, or are you simply not paying attention? Because we do have other, probably more deserving people who need our help.

                          YiC
                          Joanna
                          You know who else suffers oxygen deprivation? Homersexurals.

                          It's because when they.....engage in.....certain practices....they, um...anyway the oxygen gets cut off from their brain and they get stupid...

                          Just sayin'.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Flyboy321
                            Unsaved trash, degenerate God hater
                            • Aug 2015
                            • 58

                            #103
                            Re: An Atheist speaks

                            Originally posted by alooneymormon View Post
                            Just because youre high doesnt make you a pilot....
                            No, but a licence does
                            I heard also the noise of the wings of the living creatures that touched one another, and the noise of the wheels over against them, and a noise of a great rushing.

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                            • Flyboy321
                              Unsaved trash, degenerate God hater
                              • Aug 2015
                              • 58

                              #104
                              Re: An Atheist speaks

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              You know who else suffers oxygen deprivation? Homersexurals.

                              It's because when they.....engage in.....certain practices....they, um...anyway the oxygen gets cut off from their brain and they get stupid...

                              Just sayin'.
                              Didn't know that! Homosexuals getting hypoxic...
                              I heard also the noise of the wings of the living creatures that touched one another, and the noise of the wheels over against them, and a noise of a great rushing.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #105
                                Re: An Atheist speaks

                                Originally posted by Flyboy321 View Post
                                Didn't know that! Homosexuals getting hypoxic...
                                Could your lack of awareness be due to self asphyxiation? I've heard you people do that.

                                I am glad you feel assured enough to announce to the world you are gaywise. Now you just need to quit doing that and get on your knees for Jesus and let Him in.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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