hi

[God's Fav]

my name is vidalia

i am anti gay, anti abortion and anti idiot lol

feel free to talk to me i think we can become good friends (lookin at you, big christian men ;D)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hi

my name is vidalia

i am anti gay, anti abortion and anti idiot lol

feel free to talk to me i think we can become good friends (lookin at you, big christian men ;D)

This section of the forum is called the INTRODUCTIONS section for a reason. Please tell us your real name, gender, age, and denomination. Tell us about your walk with Christ. Share with us the sins you have struggled with. Your testimony will help others avoid sin.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Des]

Re: hi

my name is vidalia

Your parents named you after an onion? Are you a Negress?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: hi

my name is vidalia

i am anti gay, anti abortion and anti idiot lol

feel free to talk to me i think we can become good friends (lookin at you, big christian men ;D)

Dear Vidalia,

Care to elaborate? For instance, we True Christians™ are pro-gay: We wish them to Repent, discard their evil ways, accept Jesus and gain a spot in Heaven. That makes us the greatest supporters of gay rights to avoid Hell ever. We are also pro-idots aka pro-retards, such as you! We also wish you retards to Repent, discard your lazy ways, accept Jesus and gain a spot in Heaven etc. In other words, we want them, and you, to abort their sin-filled lives and be re-born in Christ.

We are filled with love but you seem to ridicule those who are in need of the soothing touch of Jesus. How come? I'd also be interested in your path to Jesus and your favorite verses. Here's a nice one:

Proverbs 19:15
Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Tom Grant]

Re: hi

Is Westboro Baptist church considered clean in God's eyes? Is the landover Church even associated with Westboro Baptist church?
~Tom Grant

[John Creeser]

Re: hi

Is Westboro Baptist church considered clean in God's eyes? Is the landover Church even associated with Westboro Baptist church?
~Tom Grant

Maybe this will answer your question.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: hi

Mr. Grant,

The Lord God of Hosts has endowed Pastor Ezekiel in many ways. He is so big in God's eyes that Christ Himself whispers into his ear as he preaches. The Westboro church is a publicity loving, hateful, liberal church that allows women to preach in the pulpit.

You will never find a broad preaching to a Landover congregation, because for one Pastor Zeke would find her husband and demand that she was disciplined severely, and for another, it just isn't right in God's eyes.

Because of Zeke's Godly endowments, the people of Landover have an assurance of Heaven provided they tithe and follow the guidebook that is the Holy Bible, KJV 1611.

The simple answer - and all things Christian truly are simple - is that there is no association between Westboro and Landover other than the fact that one day, the people of Landover will use Heaven's lookout spot to watch the Westboro heathens writhe in agony in the fires of Hell forever. What a glorious day that will be. Glory! I pray that one day I will be found worthy enough to join that Heavenly throng, shouting praises to my Jesus.

COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry