Hi, I have a question.

[Brimm Smocker]

Does God hate me for smoking pot? Cause I always took the moses and burning tree story as a reference to weed and it doesn't seem like an act against God to me since it's technically a plant. In fact, it would be a positive aspect to christianity because I wouldn't be making this thread if I weren't under the influence of marajooana. Typing the word with God, Jesus, and Moses on my mind stimulates my mental thinking spiritually and feels amplified under the effects. So in a way, it has brought me closer to God.

As a good Christian I want to be sure that I'm not making a choice against the all-mighty because I know God hates hippies.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

Does God hate me for smoking pot? Cause I always took the moses and burning tree story as a reference to weed and it doesn't seem like an act against God to me since it's technically a plant. In fact, it would be a positive aspect to christianity because I wouldn't be making this thread if I weren't under the influence of marajooana. Typing the word with God, Jesus, and Moses on my mind stimulates my mental thinking spiritually and feels amplified under the effects. So in a way, it has brought me closer to God.

As a good Christian I want to be sure that I'm not making a choice against the all-mighty because I know God hates hippies.

God says worship Him and treat your body as a temple of the Holy Spirit. How are you doing any of those when you are stoned munching on cheetos?

[Brimm Smocker]

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But I do, I exercise everyday. I keep my body clean and healthy and participate in communal sports and activities. I worship God everyday too, the only difference is I smoke up before I read the bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

But I do, I exercise everyday. I keep my body clean and healthy and participate in communal sports and activities. I worship God everyday too, the only difference is I smoke up before I read the bible.

God hates you because you have come into His favorite forum to mock. You are no more a Christian than my dog is a cat.

Taking narcotics is illegal. The Bible specifically commands that we obey seccular law. Otherwise we'd still own slaves and we'd have as many wives as we could afford.

Take your hate elsewhere, dopehead.

[Wide-Open]

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Not to mention this mocker also runs the risk of being swallowed by a whale.

Jonah 2:5
The waters compassed me about, even to the soul: the depth closed me round about, the weeds were wrapped about my head.

[Brimm Smocker]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

God hates you because you have come into His favorite forum to mock. You are no more a Christian than my dog is a cat.

Taking narcotics is illegal. The Bible specifically commands that we obey seccular law. Otherwise we'd still own slaves and we'd have as many wives as we could afford.

Take your hate elsewhere, dopehead.

But there really is no definitive difference between a dog and a cat. They are both 4 legged creatures with tails that are no more significant than the other. I've seen dogs acting like cats and cats acting like dogs with differences only in their speech. Thus we can conclude that I am no more different of a Christian to you than your dog is different to your cat.

Also I realize that some states have legalized gay marriage and is that not an act against our Lord? So seccular law is not always God's law.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

But there really is no definitive difference between a dog and a cat. They are both 4 legged creatures with tails that are no more significant than the other. I've seen dogs acting like cats and cats acting like dogs with differences only in their speech. Thus we can conclude that I am no more different of a Christian to you than your dog is different to your cat.

So if you walked into a pet store and said "I want to buy a dog" and they gave you a cat, why that would be just fine and dandy with you, right?

You're a bigger fool than I thought.

Also I realize that some states have legalized gay marriage and is that not an act against our Lord? So seccular law is not always God's law.

That is one of the reasons that you will find no True Christians™ in any country or state that allows queers to destroy Normal marriage.

Why are you so hepped-up about sodomites? Are you a practitioner of that perverted hobby?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

So if you walked into a pet store and said "I want to buy a dog" and they gave you a cat, why that would be just fine and dandy with you, right?

They could probably give him a dead parrot and he wouldn't notice.

[Brimm Smocker]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

So if you walked into a pet store and said "I want to buy a dog" and they gave you a cat, why that would be just fine and dandy with you, right?

You're a bigger fool than I thought.



That is one of the reasons that you will find no True Christians™ in any country or state that allows queers to destroy Normal marriage.

Why are you so hepped-up about sodomites? Are you a practitioner of that perverted hobby?

If I asked for a dog and got a cat I wouldn't complain since their both nothing but pets to me. Dog's bark and wag their tails, cat's meow and wag their tails. Why should I care beyond that?

Also I hate sodomites as much as the next person but all I'm saying is man's law is not always right.

They could probably give him a dead parrot and he wouldn't notice.

Does it have ears and a long tail?

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

So you have to be stoned to grow closer to GOD and enjoy the Bible?

That says something about your attitude right there.

[Brimm Smocker]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

So you have to be stoned to grow closer to GOD and enjoy the Bible?

That says something about your attitude right there.

If God hates me for inhaling a plant he himself put on this earth for us to enjoy than why does he not condemn us for drinking wine (which is in the bible) or cigarettes?

[Roberta]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

The only type of wine they had in Biblical times was Manischewitz. You're a God mocker on the path to a fiery afterlife anyway; drink all you want!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

If God hates me for inhaling a plant he himself put on this earth for us to enjoy than why does he not condemn us for drinking wine (which is in the bible) or cigarettes?

Wine is Godly - full stop, no argument. Jesus Himself put it above water. And don't come the idiot with stories of people being drunk - God likes unjustified drunkeness no more than you do.

Cigarettes are to be avoided but, whilst polluting the temple that is the body, do not alter your perceptions.

"Inhaling a plant", as you amazingly inaccurately put it, will, in this case, alter your consciousness and quite clearly prevent you from appreciating His natural wonders around you and praising Him. This is Godless. This is wilfully denying the beauty of the Creation and avoiding God.

The plant was not intended to be set alight and smoked, it is used for weaving and cattle food.

If you smoked every plant in Creation, you might have a point (start with poison ivy.) It could be a Biblically Scientific experiment to see the effect of them all - but no, you do it to get, as I think the young people say, "Blasted out of your skull."

You are doing it only with one plant, you do it regularly and do it selfishly, to separate yourself from Creation: you, son, are a sinner and what's more you know you are, otherwise you wouldn't be squealing the way you are.

[Brimm Smocker]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

But I think about God and Christianity all the time when I'm high, how does that "separate me from creation"? I'm not harming anyone and I'm getting things done
so God knows I've been good. If we're gonna talk about keeping our "temples clean"; everybody here eats chocolate, candy, and ice cream so your just as much guilty as I am.

Oh and Ezekill Badthlire? Everybody sins.

[Petal]

Re: Hi, I have a question.

They could probably give him a dead parrot and he wouldn't notice.

he not notice, he just try to smokes that pore liddle birdy he so depraveds

we not dead, Mr.Smocker!