I and I mon Rastafari

[I Man Rastafari]

I mon natty dread. I mon Rastafari.

I am Trevor from Tivoli Gardens in Kingston. I am here in Babylon for a time.

[Herman Periwinkle]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Well howdy doody there Mr. Pastaroni! Have you come to shed yourself of the burden of negroidal drug abuse, bicycle theft and dirty dancing or are you just here to poke fun at True Christians™? If it's the former, I assure you Landover Baptist has the World's leading ex-negroid program for darkies converting to Christianity from Africanism, African-Americanism and Hamitism.

Welcome to God's Favorite Forums™! Be sure to check out the welcome thread so you know what your God-given rights are at Landover Baptist! You might make something of yourself here if you keep your hands to yourself and don't get uppity. Praise God!

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I am well used to white Americans and we get along just fine. I am a student at the University of Wisconsin in Madison Wisconsin. It is a fine school where I am learning to be an anesthesiologist. Soon Natty Dread will be the last thing you white people see when you go in for an operation.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Madison Wisconsin? Wow. According to the 2004 Freehold Census, they're the second whitest town in the United States. I imagine with you there with all those young white girls, that could change. So are they teaching you reading and writing there in the anuseasywhateveritis classes? Do you go to church? What's your favorite Bible verse? How old are you? Is it true what they say about black boys? What do they say about black boys?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I am a member of no mansion. Jah lives in I. I mon Rastafari.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I am well used to white Americans and we get along just fine. I am a student at the University of Wisconsin in Madison Wisconsin. It is a fine school where I am learning to be an anesthesiologist. Soon Natty Dread will be the last thing you white people see when you go in for an operation.

Welcome, Mr. Man,

Why would you want to work against Jesus in your future profession! I mean, anaestesiology tries to alleviate the consequences of sin (often painful) by giving those poor people drugs. Obviously, that is the only solution in the Rastafari cult but the university scholars should know better!

Job 15:20
The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days, and the number of years is hidden to the oppressor.

This requires no degree in theoretical Creation Cosmology to be understood. Wickedness causes pain. Why spend all those years meddling with the isoflurane and the laryngoscope whan all you have to read are a few lines!?

Psalms 25:18
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.

Please tell this to your professors and you'll see a veritable déluge of miracles at the ward in the very near future!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

The Holy Piby say there is no Heaven and there is no Hell. Paradise is in Africa.

[Levi Jones]

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The Holy Piby say there is no Heaven and there is no Hell. Paradise is in Africa.

How interesting. You actually worship a ruthless dictator? I didn't know that was real. I thought it was just an excuse to get stoned and chant.

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, Mr. Rastafari. I am Harsha Shah and it is very nice to meet you. I hope I am not offending you as I am not a Christian but quite a secular Jainist. I have been discussing religion with these christians for a while and I am very happy to see a person of a totally different religion over here. Yes.

I know some rastafari people of Jamaican descent and they are nice people. Those I know are following the vegetarian diet of your religion, which I am also following. Yes. This is common groud for us. If you are not offended by some questions, I would like to ask you a few things. You are following Mr. Haile Selassie, yes? I have been reading that he was a christian and did not like the idea of being revered as a deity. How are you reconciliating this with your faith? Yes. I have also been studying comparative religions where they are saying that there is no afterlife in your religion and that only a few chosen ones will live forever on earth? Yes, what are your personal expectations of the future? Do yosimply cease to be or are you hoping to be one of those who live forever? All the christian people over here have the hope of living forever in heaven and I am thinking that it is a better alternative than your faith. I hope you are not finding these questions offensive. Yes.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I've been researching the Island Nigra music and have come across very little worthwhile material for worshiping Christ. I did find a wonderful Christian tune that is set in True Christian Rasta style. IRIE PENT MON!

[I Man Rastafari]

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How interesting. You actually worship a ruthless dictator? I didn't know that was real. I thought it was just an excuse to get stoned and chant.

Jah Ras Tafari is God and he is alive in Ethiopia. Jesus came as a Black Jew. He didn't call hisself a Christian. Ras Tafari is a monk now. Only the communists think he was a bad man.

[Back against wall]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Don't look now but Rastafarians don't type the way they speak, they type as any person with an education does. Are you retarded?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Isms and ians are the language of the oppressor. I reject your white labels. Babylon wants to keep the Black man down. You have no overstanding of Jah Ras Tafari. I type with my fingers and I speak with my tongue. How do you do it white man?

[Back against wall]

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Isms and ians are the language of the oppressor. I reject your white labels. Babylon wants to keep the Black man down. You have no overstanding of Jah Ras Tafari. I type with my fingers and I speak with my tongue. How do you do it white man?

Well my guess is that you are about as Rasta as my Abo's are. In fact I'd say you were probably as black as the man seed in a deposit jar at one of those Satanic fertilization clinics.

How many scars do you have on your back from where your owner beats you? If my Abo's have less that 12 festering lashing cuts a week they get punished. I'd post a verse and contribute to saving your sole, but your a niggero, apparently, so I can't see the point. You're going to Hell for that alone.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Don't look now but Rastafarians don't type the way they speak, they type as any person with an education does.

He doesn't have much of an education, though, does he? He's at the University of Wisconsin.