[VictoryOS]

Re: Hello Friends

Oh Sister, welcome to our Godly corner of the internets! You look so lovely in your picture. You hair is so beautiful and it could even be said that it rises straight up to the Lord! Lol! In His Glory, of course.

Do you have any tips you could share on how to make my hair so big and beautiful? Do you use Aquanet? The medication I'm on causes split ends so I have a very difficult time with it.

I look forward to sharing Praise and recipes with you!

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Welcome friend. Little pleases me more than to see a female on her knees agape at the enormity of the Love Jesus is about to give unto her. I hope you are willing to take it all in and not miss out any any part of what He wants to provide you.
I'll leave now and let you women folk continue your pointless clucking.
I do hope you have dinner planned and house clean for when your husband gets home. I have no doubt he had a long and hard day and the last thing he needs is you to add to his troubles.

I am ready and willing to RECEIVE!!!

I am a divorcee, for now I would only be bride of JESUS (do not tarry). But rest assured, if I were married, I wouldn't dream of going to the internet until all wifely duties are finished, including a tidy house and a sammich on the table.

I look forward to spreading piety and the holy message, and taking in every inch of the Lord.

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Oh Sister, welcome to our Godly corner of the internets! You look so lovely in your picture. You hair is so beautiful and it could even be said that it rises straight up to the Lord! Lol! In His Glory, of course.

Do you have any tips you could share on how to make my hair so big and beautiful? Do you use Aquanet? The medication I'm on causes split ends so I have a very difficult time with it.

I look forward to sharing Praise and recipes with you!

I always say, the higher the hair, the closer to heaven!

Thank you for your loving welcome.

I hate to say this word, but I tease the hair to get the maximum height. Then I spray it between prayer! I feel that doing it gradually allows it to set and get the maximum hold.

I have some great recipes featuring saltpeter, to deter temptations of the flesh. I know how difficult it can be to avoid temptation in this day and age.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello Friends

Welcome to our friendly forums, Miss Bate! Any friend of is a friend of mine!

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Welcome to our friendly forums, Miss Bate! Any friend of is a friend of mine!

Thank you Mary. I look forward to fighting sin together and spreading the Lord's message.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello Friends

I always say, the higher the hair, the closer to heaven!

Thank you for your loving welcome.

I hate to say this word, but I tease the hair to get the maximum height. Then I spray it between prayer! I feel that doing it gradually allows it to set and get the maximum hold.

I have some great recipes featuring saltpeter, to deter temptations of the flesh. I know how difficult it can be to avoid temptation in this day and age.

Oh Sister I know what you mean! I say a prayer when I do my hair. Spray it and Pray it!

PRAISE!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hello Friends

Spray it and Pray it!

What a wonderful saying! I love it! If you don't mind, I may cross stitch it onto a wall hanging for my bathroom if my arthritis ever lets up.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello Friends

What a wonderful saying! I love it! If you don't mind, I may cross stitch it onto a wall hanging for my bathroom if my arthritis ever lets up.

Why certainly, Sister. I'm sure it will be just as charming as your other cross stitch pillows.

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Why certainly Sister. I'm sure it will be justas charming as your other cross stitch pillows.

That baby was certainly conceived by heathens living in sin.

[Des]

Re: Hello Friends

Hello, Miss Bate.

I can't help but notice that you are divorced. Now Matthew 19:6 makes it abundantly clear that God frowns most grimly upon divorce.

Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Therefore I must ask, how did this divorce come to be? Was this yet another example of the destruction of the sanctity of marriage by Big Sodomy? Was your husband lured away from manliness and into wanton sodomaniacial debauchery by the gays?

YIC

[CultKitty98]

Re: Hello Friends

Welcome to the forums.
Hope you enjoy your time here!

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Hello, Miss Bate.

I can't help but notice that you are divorced. Now Matthew 19:6 makes it abundantly clear that God frowns most grimly upon divorce.

Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Therefore I must ask, how did this divorce come to be? Was this yet another example of the destruction of the sanctity of marriage by Big Sodomy? Was your husband lured away from manliness and into wanton sodomaniacial debauchery by the gays?

YIC

It pains me to discuss it, but yes, my husband was seduced to the dark side by the gays. I came home one night early from bible study bc my pastor had fallen ill, only to find my husband in a compromising position with one of his work friends.

It was a dark time for me, but I persevered by the grace of God and lots of prayer.

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Welcome to the forums.
Hope you enjoy your time here!

Thank you, I am sure it will provide lots of food for my hungry soul.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello Friends

I have found this forum by the grace of God. I am hoping to spread my message of purity and celibacy across the land. We are in an uphill battle against sin and temptation, and the hellbound heathens have little hope of being saved. Lots of sins and atrocities happening at this time, with the internet, and video games, and TV. Hopefully my message of righteousness will not fall upon deaf ears.

Your sister in Christ,
Sister Sally Bate

Hello, and welcome to Landover. The forum is a great place to praise Jesus, who is also God and The Holy Ghost, but there are one or two dreadful pagan types hanging around. People who worship vermicelli and think they're pirates. Papists, obviously the pope is not any sort of Christian. The Bible explains how obsessing over idols is the same as standing on the street corner

in luminous spandex just as the clubs tip out is anyone going my way coz I've spent up big on LSD and then "accidentally" falling onto them a bit wobbly but making sure they get a good feel of the fabric or even scrolling message belts as if anyone needed it spelling out!!


No Christian would be tempted in this regard because Christians are incapable of sin, but out there are some terrible types who seem to look for ways to be even more offensive to God.

I JOHN kjv
3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
19 And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness.

Jesus can save you from whatever you've been involved with and I'd encourage you to contact the Pastors for more specific advice.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello Friends

Welcome, Sister. I am somewhat concerned that you profess to be divorced from your husband, with whom you married up until death do you part. How is it that you have become divorced? I have heard that divorcees become promiscuous. Do you believe that is true? How do you plan to reconcile with your husband to please God? I pray you can get right with Jesus and stay out of Hell.