[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Hello, and welcome to Landover. The forum is a great place to praise Jesus, who is also God and The Holy Ghost, but there are one or two dreadful pagan types hanging around. People who worship vermicelli and think they're pirates. Papists, obviously the pope is not any sort of Christian. The Bible explains how obsessing over idols is the same as standing on the street corner

in luminous spandex just as the clubs tip out is anyone going my way coz I've spent up big on LSD and then "accidentally" falling onto them a bit wobbly but making sure they get a good feel of the fabric or even scrolling message belts as if anyone needed it spelling out!!


No Christian would be tempted in this regard because Christians are incapable of sin, but out there are some terrible types who seem to look for ways to be even more offensive to God.

I JOHN kjv
3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
19 And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness.

Jesus can save you from whatever you've been involved with and I'd encourage you to contact the Pastors for more specific advice.

Thank you, my sister in Christ. I have fallen upon some temptations in the distant past, but I am on the holy high road now.

Jesus is my copilot.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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Welcome, Sister. I am somewhat concerned that you profess to be divorced from your husband, with whom you married up until death do you part. How is it that you have become divorced? I have heard that divorcees become promiscuous. Do you believe that is true? How do you plan to reconcile with your husband to please God? I pray you can get right with Jesus and stay out of Hell.

My sister, I understand your concern. I do have the grief and guilt of not being able to keep my marriage together. But it wasn't as much of an obstacle as finding my husband in a compromising position with one of his coworkers in the shower. He tried to tell me he was washing away his sins, but with another naked man in the shower?!

[Didymus Much]

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...He tried to tell me he was washing away his sins, but with another naked man in the shower?!

Wow, aren't you the suspicious one?

Anyways, there I was perusing the Bile and lo what did I come across? I wiped it off, don't worry.

Deuteronomy 19:15 "One witness shall not rise up against a man for any iniquity, or for any sin, in any sin that he sinneth: at the mouth of two witnesses, or at the mouth of three witnesses, shall the matter be established."

As your husband was not found guilty to a Biblical standard, I think a True Christian™ would have to take that husband back (and remember to get witnesses, next time).

[Brother Harold Porter]

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My sister, I understand your concern. I do have the grief and guilt of not being able to keep my marriage together. But it wasn't as much of an obstacle as finding my husband in a compromising position with one of his coworkers in the shower. He tried to tell me he was washing away his sins, but with another naked man in the shower?!

Welcome, young lady! It's refreshing to see a Christian woman that will take the time to present herself properly.

You remind me of my first wife.

Are you clean?

Leviticus 15: 28-30 "But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.

And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness."

In Christ

[Des]

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Wow, aren't you the suspicious one?

Anyways, there I was perusing the Bile and lo what did I come across? I wiped it off, don't worry.

Deuteronomy 19:15 "One witness shall not rise up against a man for any iniquity, or for any sin, in any sin that he sinneth: at the mouth of two witnesses, or at the mouth of three witnesses, shall the matter be established."

As your husband was not found guilty to a Biblical standard, I think a True Christian™ would have to take that husband back (and remember to get witnesses, next time).

I could be wrong, but I was under the impression that he divorced her in order to get gay-married. After all, only men may initiate a divorce.

Deuteronomy 24:1 When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.

I've never found an analog where the wife finds no favour in the man and sends him from her house.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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Wow, aren't you the suspicious one?

Anyways, there I was perusing the Bile and lo what did I come across? I wiped it off, don't worry.

Deuteronomy 19:15 "One witness shall not rise up against a man for any iniquity, or for any sin, in any sin that he sinneth: at the mouth of two witnesses, or at the mouth of three witnesses, shall the matter be established."

As your husband was not found guilty to a Biblical standard, I think a True Christian™ would have to take that husband back (and remember to get witnesses, next time).

My ex husband has moved on to the gay side. He is doing the devil's work now.

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Welcome, young lady! It's refreshing to see a Christian woman that will take the time to present herself properly.

You remind me of my first wife.

Are you clean?

Leviticus 15: 28-30 "But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.

And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness."

In Christ

I am clean, but my soul needs to be cleaner.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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How dare you gaslight me!!

Young man.

You may not be aware but the term 'gaslight' is common gaywise parlance for a form of sexualism that can only be described as an abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

As a forum member there is (on you) a certain level of expectation that you will welcome unSaved Trash in the spirit of Christ.

Romans 8:9 the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Even when it is unintentional we must avoid terms like gaslighting back biting anal smiting, rimming quimming, double himming, squelching filching, painful fisting, man handling, pan handling (something to do with Chimps I understand), brown hat parades, coffee cream parties and all other obtuse but oblique reference to anality.

This is a family website and I don't want to have to explain to my young, clean limbed young Newphew's mum about the subtle variations on anal and scat play because he read your post.

You are a forum member. Act like one.

YIC

[Alvin Moss]

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My sister, I understand your concern. I do have the grief and guilt of not being able to keep my marriage together. But it wasn't as much of an obstacle as finding my husband in a compromising position with one of his coworkers in the shower. He tried to tell me he was washing away his sins, but with another naked man in the shower?!

You may call me Mr. Moss, thank you. What failings did you exhibit that drove your husband from the straight and narrow and on to the road to Hell?

[Sister Sally Bate]

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You may call me Mr. Moss, thank you. What failings did you exhibit that drove your husband from the straight and narrow and on to the road to Hell?

Mr. Moss, I do apologize for my indiscretion.

As far as what drove my husband to be a homosexual heathen, I also wonder.

Perhaps I wasn't praying enough. This guilt burdens me every day.

[Esther B.]

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Welcome, Sister Bate!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Mr. Moss, I do apologize for my indiscretion.

As far as what drove my husband to be a homosexual heathen, I also wonder.

Perhaps I wasn't praying enough. This guilt burdens me every day.

Sister take heart.

While it may be your fault that your husband chose to be attracted to the same sex shinanigans and find solace in acts of anality the guilt lay very clearly with him.

What ever you did to make him choose to go gaywise he utimately made the decision to enage in anal lusts.

Jesus gave us the free will to do exactly as He say or burn in the Lake of Fire and your husband will be doing so soon; so it's not all bad.

If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15

YIC

[Sister Sally Bate]

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Welcome, Sister Bate!

Thank you, kind Sister Esther! God bless.

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Sister take heart.

While it may be your fault that your husband chose to be attracted to the same sex shinanigans and find solace in acts of anality the guilt lay very clearly with him.

What ever you did to make him choose to go gaywise he utimately made the decision to enage in anal lusts.

Jesus gave us the free will to do exactly as He say or burn in the Lake of Fire and your husband will be doing so soon; so it's not all bad.

If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15

YIC

Anal lusts!!! LOL

OK so my godliness prevents me from gawking or making fun of that, being that it is a heathenistic performance on their part... but still... pretty disrespectful.



Lucky for you, Sister Sally is on point and has all her christian ducks in a row!

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Sister take heart.

While it may be your fault that your husband chose to be attracted to the same sex shinanigans and find solace in acts of anality the guilt lay very clearly with him.

What ever you did to make him choose to go gaywise he utimately made the decision to enage in anal lusts.

Jesus gave us the free will to do exactly as He say or burn in the Lake of Fire and your husband will be doing so soon; so it's not all bad.

If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15

YIC

Your commandments will be made to be true!