Hello Friends

[Sister Sally Bate]

I have found this forum by the grace of God. I am hoping to spread my message of purity and celibacy across the land. We are in an uphill battle against sin and temptation, and the hellbound heathens have little hope of being saved. Lots of sins and atrocities happening at this time, with the internet, and video games, and TV. Hopefully my message of righteousness will not fall upon deaf ears.

Your sister in Christ,
Sister Sally Bate

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello Friends

GLORY! Welcome to 's Favorite Forum, Sister Bate.

What a blessing it is that you have found your way here! Isn't it amazing how He always finds a way to bring all together to fight sin and depravity!?

[YouRaiseMeUp]

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Salutations, Sister Sally!



Thumbs up to you for making the right decision.

We welcome you with open arms.

By the way, it seems you have completely ignored the introduction guidelines.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello Friends

I have found this forum by the grace of God. I am hoping to spread my message of purity and celibacy across the land. We are in an uphill battle against sin and temptation, and the hellbound heathens have little hope of being saved. Lots of sins and atrocities happening at this time, with the internet, and video games, and TV. Hopefully my message of righteousness will not fall upon deaf ears.

Your sister in Christ,
Sister Sally Bate

Hello, dear, and to God's favorite forum!

Please do tell us: what is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you go to? How did you find Jesus?

[Sister Sally Bate]

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Salutations, Sister Sally!



Thumbs up to you for making the right decision.

We welcome you with open arms.

By the way, it seems you have completely ignored the introduction guidelines.

Oh my, dear. I do apologize. All this sin seems to have my head spinning.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Salutations, Sister Sally!



Thumbs up to you for making the right decision.

We welcome you with open arms.

By the way, it seems you have completely ignored the introduction guidelines.

Friend, please don't be rude. She was just getting started.

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

Hello, dear, and to God's favorite forum!

Please do tell us: what is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you go to? How did you find Jesus?

The bible verse that most inspires me is

1 Corinthians 7:1
Now concerning the things about which you wrote, it is good for a man not to touch a woman.

I used to frequent the Topeka Baptist Church, but there were too many sinning heathens. I am glad to have found a haven for purity and excellence in the Landover Baptist Church.

I found Jesus after a week-long bender in the Caribbean. Yes, I was once a fast gal, but Jesus has taught me the error of my ways.
Praise Jesus.

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

GLORY! Welcome to 's Favorite Forum, Sister Bate.

What a blessing it is that you have found your way here! Isn't it amazing how He always finds a way to bring all together to fight sin and depravity!?

It is a miracle. I was feeling lost with all the depravity in this world and in my community. I needed a haven where I could shine in celibacy and purity away from the sinning trash.

Thank you for welcoming me, Sister.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hello Friends

The bible verse that most inspires me is

1 Corinthians 7:1
Now concerning the things about which you wrote, it is good for a man not to touch a woman.

I'm not familiar with whatever so-called version of the Bible you're using there, dear. We use only the King James Version (1611) here.



Subject to that, I offer you a cautious welcome.

[Back against wall]

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you have completely ignored the introduction guidelines.

We're running on Gods time in here.




Sister Sally Bate
to Gods favorite Forum.

You didn't get followed here by any of those sinners did you?

[YouRaiseMeUp]

Re: Hello Friends

We're running on Gods time in here.

[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Hello Friends

We're running on Gods time in here.




Sister Sally Bate
to Gods favorite Forum.

You didn't get followed here by any of those sinners did you?

Oh Heavens, NO! I left the sinners at the door.

Thank you for your warm welcome, my Brother in Christ.
I feel my soul purifying itself with every graceful gesture of welcome by the members of this forum.

[Back against wall]

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yawn

Listen little feller. It's not bad enough you were rude, you have to be insolent? Start a thread of your own if you want to act up, I'll see you there if you like. cheers.

Oh Heavens, NO! I left the sinners at the door.

Thank you for your warm welcome, my Brother in Christ.
I feel my soul purifying itself with every graceful gesture of welcome by the members of this forum.

If you feel welcomed then we are doing Gods work well.

Thanks for saying so Sister Sally.

[YouRaiseMeUp]

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Listen little feller. It's not bad enough you were rude, you have to be insolent? Start a thread of your own if you want to act up, I'll see you there if you like. cheers.

How dare you gaslight me!!

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. Little pleases me more than to see a female on her knees agape at the enormity of the Love Jesus is about to give unto her. I hope you are willing to take it all in and not miss out any any part of what He wants to provide you.
I'll leave now and let you women folk continue your pointless clucking.
I do hope you have dinner planned and house clean for when your husband gets home. I have no doubt he had a long and hard day and the last thing he needs is you to add to his troubles.