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  • Kain Tepes, the Howling Half-Wit
    Unsaved trash, morbidly obese half-wit
    • Feb 2016
    • 2
    #1

    ANYBODY CAN SEE THAT I AM A HALF-WIT!!!

    REPENT, CHRISTIANS!!! I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULS!!! ABANDON JESUS AND JOIN ME INSTEAD AND YOUR LIVES WILL BE SPARED!!!



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    • Alvin Moss
      Serving Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4468
      #2
      Re: MWAHAHAHA!!! I AM A VAMPIRE!!!

      No, Kain, you are not a vampire. You are a 14 year old boy who has tired of playing the video games and now you are here to mock Jesus. You have not impaled anyone and, just so you know, vampires do not impale people, they drink blood. Prince Vlad was an impaler and a vampire. That doesn't mean that other vampires also impale people. Some vampires play golf and some watch television and so on. Impaling and vampiring are two different things. Why don't you start over and just tell us about your love for Jesus.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22892
          #3
          Re: MWAHAHAHA!!! I AM A VAMPIRE!!!

          Kain Tepes is an anagram of "a pee stink". THIS PAGE will help you.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Kain Tepes, the Howling Half-Wit
              Unsaved trash, morbidly obese half-wit
              • Feb 2016
              • 2
              #4
              Re: MWAHAHAHA!!! I AM A VAMPIRE!!!

              Im sorry I wont do this again I love Jesus and I just want people to accept me even tho i am a vampyre

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251
                  #5
                  Re: MWAHAHAHA!!! I AM A VAMPIRE!!!

                  Originally posted by Kain Tepes, the Howling Half-Wit View Post
                  Im sorry I wont do this again I love Jesus and I just want people to accept me even tho i am a vampyre
                  Nope, you're not a "vampyre" (sic), you're just another boring, failed troll here making a pathetic attempt to mock our cherished beliefs.

                  But hey, get ready for what you have in store!

                  (Galatians 6:7) "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

                  Oops...sucks to be you!



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                    • Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist
                      Unsaved trash, zit-faced witch
                      • Feb 2016
                      • 17
                      #6
                      Re: MWAHAHAHA!!! I AM A VAMPIRE!!!

                      In the Church of Satan we can turn him back into a virgin using our trusted hymen restorative methods, Mr Smyth (sic). You need not abandon him.

                      Graciously yours in the Church of Satan,

                      Naomi Forest
                      Malachi 2:3
                      Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.

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