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  • GangstaHonkie
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    • Jun 2016
    • 6

    #1

    Hey yo

    Sup mah ***racist expressions removed***, i heard about this ***stupid expressions removed*** from mah ***racist expressions removed***and he said i should worship god and all that ***stupid expressions removed***

    so i guess i better start fittin in you kno


    any of you ***racist expressions removed*** smokin some of that chronic? just look for somethin in common friendss.
  • GangstaHonkie
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    • Jun 2016
    • 6

    #2
    Re: Hey yo

    why da ***more stupidity***???? also where is the gay sub forum ?

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    • Howard L. Schlangern
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2016
      • 20

      #3
      Re: Hey yo

      Dear GanjaHomer,

      Though I am not well versed in Jive, I'm sure you have not shared how you came to Jesus, or your favorite passage from the Bible or where you fellowship.


      Here's an idea; type your native tongue into "Google translate" and paste the American results in this thread.


      In Christ,


      ~H. L. Schlangern
      "And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves. No doubt this man is a murderer. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god." ~ Acts 28:4-6

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      • GangstaHonkie
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        • Jun 2016
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Hey yo

        yo yo yo how i came 2 jesus? no boy i am jesus

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10262

          #5
          Re: Hey yo

          Originally posted by GangstaHomie View Post
          yo yo yo how i came 2 jesus? no boy i am jesus
          Dear Mr. Homie,

          You may continue playing the illeterate retard but that makes you quite uninteresting, however, if you wish, we can actually discuss the Glory of God and Jesus with you.

          It's your choice.

          1 Peter 2:15
          For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:



          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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          • Howard L. Schlangern
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2016
            • 20

            #6
            Re: Hello all. My name is Hay-Seuss and I speak Jive!

            Originally posted by GangstaHomie View Post
            yo yo yo how i came 2 jesus? no boy i am hay-seuss
            OK, you're a Bean. There's room in God's kingdom for all kinds, as long as you accept Jesus and keep His commandments. I pray you are worthy.


            ~H. L. Schlangern
            "And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves. No doubt this man is a murderer. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god." ~ Acts 28:4-6

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            • GangstaHonkie
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              • Jun 2016
              • 6

              #7
              Re: Hey yo

              im not a rtard i support satan and jesus and im willing to accept satan's son jesus into my heart

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              • Howard L. Schlangern
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2016
                • 20

                #8
                Re: Hey yo

                Originally posted by GangstaHomie View Post
                im not a rtard i support satan and jesus and im willing to accept satan's son jesus into my heart
                Your unBiblical thoughts on Jesus sense, because most Beans are Catlick by birth . Read the Bible [KJV] for yourself and get to the nearest church [KJV] as soon as possible!


                ~H. L. Schlangern
                "And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves. No doubt this man is a murderer. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god." ~ Acts 28:4-6

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                • GangstaHonkie
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                  • Jun 2016
                  • 6

                  #9
                  Re: Hey yo

                  what is catlick bro like what is that mang?

                  i dot need church i know eerything i need to know about Gzuz and his homies

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22867

                    #10
                    Re: Hey yo

                    Originally posted by GangstaHomie View Post
                    i dot need church i know eerything i need to know about Gzuz and his homies
                    Ah! At last. Another theologian! I feel God has answered my prayers for help.

                    As you know so much about Christ, I have a problem you will be able to help with: I am presently engaged on another forum discussing the Miracle of the Cursed Fig Tree in relation to the Marcionist heresy. As you will appreciate much hangs on its links to Hellenistic philosophy. Could you give me your thoughts?
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Russell Holbeck
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 735

                      #11
                      Re: Hey yo

                      Hello GangstaHomie.

                      You do not sound like a black person you sound like a white person trying to sound like a black person I see that all the time I am in Florida also they like to show their underpants they should wear belts.

                      You should be happy with the way you are and not try to be someone else look at Psalms 139:14 it says:

                      I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.

                      Later on in that chapter it says I hate with perfect hatred he is talking about the enemies of God.

                      Thank you.

                      Rusty
                      Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                      • GangstaHonkie
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2016
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: Hey yo

                        *** removed self-hate expression *** *** removed baseless accusations *** *** removed profanity ***

                        *** removed blasphemy ***
                        Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 06-14-2016, 01:53 PM. Reason: Potty mouth.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #13
                          Re: Hey yo

                          Originally posted by GangstaHonkie View Post
                          *** removed self-hate expression *** *** removed baseless accusations *** *** removed profanity ***

                          *** removed blasphemy ***
                          Gee, when you take out all the baloney, you don't really have a lot to say now do you?



                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • TayLuvsJ
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2016
                            • 36

                            #14
                            Re: Hey yo

                            You seem to be lost, gay black-faces like you belong on the forums at www.hellboundsinners.net

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