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  • ObeseLard
    Unsaved trash, mixed race demon
    • Apr 2014
    • 12
    #1

    My brain has been replaced with a baboon's butt

    Wassup my niggas im reposting my introduction as the last one we got of on the wrong foot know what im saying?

    Anyways im a proud filipino man from the philipines. I am an avid follower of satan but am on the path of righteusnious to hopefully be douvet to both and i know all you gonna help me do that. Thank you.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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    • FranklinAndPearl
      True Christians™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 163
      #2
      Re: My NEW intro

      Oh, okay.

      Anyway, what is your favorite Bible verse? What made you find JESUS?


      Regards, Franklin
      Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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        • ObeseLard
          Unsaved trash, mixed race demon
          • Apr 2014
          • 12
          #3
          Re: My brain has been replaced with a baboon's butt

          Found jesus through a vision i had long ago while tripping on psilocybin mushrooms with my gang. Only recently my brother did i realise what it truly meant. I hope to enjoy my time here and can become a productive member of this forum.

          As for my favourite bible quote:
          Ecclesiastes 3:13 - And also that every man should eat and drink, and enjoy the good of all his labour, it is the gift of god.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22869
              #4
              Re: My brain has been replaced with a baboon's butt

              Originally posted by ObeseLard View Post
              Wassup my niggas im reposting my introduction as the last one we got of on the wrong foot know what im saying?

              Anyways im a proud filipino man from the philipines.
              1. When you say you are "from the philipines" - does that mean like the rest of your country, you are actually working in another country?
              2. is "Wassup my niggas" a traditional filipino greeting? Or are you a Fligga (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...&postcount=9)?
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              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • ObeseLard
                  Unsaved trash, mixed race demon
                  • Apr 2014
                  • 12
                  #5
                  Re: My brain has been replaced with a baboon's butt

                  eh, not cool my brothers. I would appriciate if you stopped hatin' and changing my name/avatar know what im saying? im sippin on dis henny here and dis shit is totally ruining my buzz.

                  I'm not trying to act black so technigly im not a fligga. Just the way I was born an rainsed i guess.
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10049
                      #6
                      Re: My brain has been replaced with a baboon's butt

                      Why are you here if you're an avid follower of Satan, and how can you claim to know Jesus if that's the case?

                      Your story keeps changing.
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                        • Howard L. Schlangern
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2016
                          • 20
                          #7
                          Re: My brain has been replaced with a baboon's butt

                          Originally posted by ObeseLard View Post
                          be douvet to both

                          Dear Mr. Lard,

                          There's your problem right there. Our precious Lord Jesus took the time to point out the obvious:

                          "No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other."~Matthew 6:24a



                          Would you like to take the first step in serving Jesus as Master?

                          "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."~Romans 10:9


                          In Christ,


                          ~Rev. H. L. Howard
                          "And when the barbarians saw the venomous beast hang on his hand, they said among themselves. No doubt this man is a murderer. And he shook off the beast into the fire, and felt no harm. Howbeit they looked when he should have swollen, or fallen down dead suddenly: but after they had looked a great while, and saw no harm come to him, they changed their minds, and said that he was a god." ~ Acts 28:4-6

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