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  • Catholicbooger
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2016
    • 37

    #1

    Are you serious?

    Hello. I just arrived to this site and I can't believe you call yourself christians. I just read hate, hate and more hate:

    Orlando Shooting was an act of god? The lunatic who killed all that people was commaned by god to send a message to the sinners?

    I even read a post about retarded sons are devil children. This is just macabre.

    Being a christian means love people, whenever their differences with you, not hate.

    I will be praying for you, may be you become iluminated and stop hating people.

    Regards.
  • derpy1
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2016
    • 19

    #2
    Re: Are you serious?

    Originally posted by Catholicguest View Post
    Hello. I just arrived to this site and I can't believe you call yourself christians. I just read hate, hate and more hate:

    Orlando Shooting was an act of god? The lunatic who killed all that people was commaned by god to send a message to the sinners?

    I even read a post about retarded sons are devil children. This is just macabre.

    Being a christian means love people, whenever their differences with you, not hate.

    I will be praying for you, may be you become iluminated and stop hating people.

    Regards.
    God so loved the world

    that He is going to burn it up

    with fire.

    And throw Satan and all the evil spirits and all

    the demons and all the

    children of the devil

    and all that are the enemies of God

    IN THE LAKE OF FIRE.

    Praise the Lord

    Awesome is the Lord.

    Amen

    Let all the enemies of our God


    burn in the lake of fire.

    amen

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Are you serious?

      Thank you for your interesting introduction. From your comment, I can see that you believe Jesus is present in crackers, and you believe the logical next step is to eat Him, digest Him, and poop Him out. For you, this is devotion. You have no favorite Bible verse, and you never have found Jesus, only a cheap facsimile thereof. I understand you are confused about what the Christian faith really is, but need you be so rude about it?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #4
        Re: Are you serious?

        Originally posted by Catholicguest View Post
        ...Being a christian means love people, whenever their differences with you, not hate...
        I thought being a Christian meant doing what the Bible tells you to.

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        • Catholicbooger
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jun 2016
          • 37

          #5
          Re: Are you serious?

          Originally posted by derffy1 View Post
          God so loved the world

          that He is going to burn it up

          with fire.

          And throw Satan and all the evil spirits and all

          the demons and all the

          children of the devil

          and all that are the enemies of God

          IN THE LAKE OF FIRE.

          Praise the Lord

          Awesome is the Lord.

          Amen

          Let all the enemies of our God


          burn in the lake of fire.

          amen
          Sir, are you, by any casualty, a disciple of Mahoma?

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #6
            Re: Are you serious?

            Originally posted by Catholicguest View Post
            Sir, are you, by any casualty, a disciple of Mahoma?
            What do you get that from? Everything he's said is straight from the Gospels and Revelation, nothing non-Christian so far.

            That being said, it would be better if he'd scuttle on back to his own intro thread, as there are matters pending his attention there, and stop hijacking yours.

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            • Roland
              Obese Swedish Meatball
              Delusional Forum Member
              • May 2014
              • 2193

              #7
              Re: Are you serious?

              Originally posted by Catholicguest View Post
              Sir, are you, by any casualty, a disciple of Mahoma?
              Why is it that you fail to capitalize God and Christian but have no trouble capitalizing Mahoma?
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #8
                Re: Are you serious?

                Originally posted by Catholicguest View Post
                Hello. I just arrived to this site and I can't believe you call yourself christians. I just read hate, hate and more hate:

                Orlando Shooting was an act of god? The lunatic who killed all that people was commaned by god to send a message to the sinners?

                I even read a post about retarded sons are devil children. This is just macabre.

                Being a christian means love people, whenever their differences with you, not hate.

                I will be praying for you, may be you become iluminated and stop hating people.

                Regards.
                Young lady, if you can find anywhere on this site where a True Christian™ has misquoted the Bible(KJV1611) I will donate a negotiable sum of monies to you favourite Catholic charity (excluding NAMBLA, of course; we don't go in for that kind of things around these parts ).

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Are you serious?

                  Originally posted by Catholicguest View Post
                  Hello. I just arrived to this site and I can't believe you call yourself christians. I just read hate, hate and more hate:

                  Orlando Shooting was an act of god? The lunatic who killed all that people was commaned by god to send a message to the sinners?
                  Yes. We are full of love.
                  Matthew 18:7 Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!
                  8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
                  9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.And if thine lusts lead you to the hellish ways of homosexuality, it is far better for thee to have your favourite queer spot shot up than to enter into it and to be cast into hell fire. That is what Christian love means, Sonny Jim.
                  I even read a post about retarded sons are devil children. This is just macabre.
                  Yes, spastic demons are pretty macabre, but that's hardly our fault, now is it?

                  Being a christian means love people, whenever their differences with you, not hate.
                  See above. We do love you people. That's why we want to eliminate your differences and make you like us, so that you may pass through the straight gate. Praise!
                  I will be praying for you, may be you become iluminated and stop hating people.

                  Regards.
                  And I will be praying for you, that you may become a Christian and God will stop hating you.


                  Yours in Christ,
                  Temperance
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Catholicbooger
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2016
                    • 37

                    #10
                    Re: Are you serious?

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Yes. We are full of love.
                    Matthew 18:7 Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!
                    8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
                    9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.And if thine lusts lead you to the hellish ways of homosexuality, it is far better for thee to have your favourite queer spot shot up than to enter into it and to be cast into hell fire. That is what Christian love means, Sonny Jim.

                    Yes, spastic demons are pretty macabre, but that's hardly our fault, now is it?


                    See above. We do love you people. That's why we want to eliminate your differences and make you like us, so that you may pass through the straight gate. Praise!

                    And I will be praying for you, that you may become a Christian and God will stop hating you.


                    Yours in Christ,
                    Temperance
                    Excuse me, but you are interpreting literally what is intended to be a metaphor.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22892

                      #11
                      Re: Are you serious?

                      Originally posted by Catholicguest View Post
                      Excuse me, but you are interpreting literally what is intended to be a metaphor.
                      Oh... you're the one who knows exactly what God means by everything, are you? Speaks to you, does He?... No, I thought not.

                      Why are you wasting time trying to infect us when you could be making money selling relics?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Alvin Moss
                        Serving Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2013
                        • 4468

                        #12
                        Re: Are you serious?

                        Welcome, Catholic. It comes as no surprise that you do not recognize Christian thought or ideals. You are a Catholic and thus not a Christian and hated by the Lord God. Why hated, you ask? God hates and punishes those who ignore and defile His word. He has forbidden idol worship, but idol worship is part and parcel to your ungodly and wretched religion. You are not the first Roman who has come here and I am certain you will not be the last. Some (very few) of your fellow idol worshippers have come to this site and then found themselves saved by the love of Jesus. Perhaps that is why the Lord has led you here. If you were to accept the Lord Jesus as your personal savior, you may yet avoid the searing fires of Hell and dwell in contentment with Jesus for all eternity. I urge you to consider the fate of your immortal soul. Come to Jesus. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.
                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Re: Are you serious?

                          Originally posted by Catholicguest View Post
                          Being a christian means love people, whenever their differences with you, not hate.
                          Then perhaps you'll be so kind as to teach us the meaning of the following:

                          Psalm 139:21-22 KJV 21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? 22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

                          Originally posted by Catholicguest View Post
                          Excuse me, but you are interpreting literally what is intended to be a metaphor.
                          Then you should lend him the liberal false Christian decoder ring that tells you when to read the Bible literally, when to read it metaphorically, and when to read it literally again.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • Catholicbooger
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2016
                            • 37

                            #14
                            Re: Are you serious?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            Then perhaps you'll be so kind as to teach us the meaning of the following:

                            Psalm 139:21-22 KJV 21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? 22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

                            Then you should lend him the liberal false Christian decoder ring that tells you when to read the Bible literally, when to read it metaphorically, and when to read it literally again.
                            Please, the old testament is full of bullshit. You should ignore that kind of versicles. Even, when I registered here, I had to complete some versicle about drinking my own urine or something like that.


                            Keep the old one for the jews and concentrate and the new one, where Jesus word is presented.

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #15
                              Re: Are you serious?

                              Originally posted by Catholicguest View Post
                              Please, the old testament is full of bullshit. You should ignore that kind of versicles. Even, when I registered here, I had to complete some versicle about drinking my own urine or something like that.


                              Keep the old one for the jews and concentrate and the new one, where Jesus word is presented.
                              Like these words of Jesus, you mean?

                              Matthew 4:4 KJV But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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