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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #46
    Re: An Introduction

    Originally posted by Prince L View Post
    I have, but I also have yet to be proven that I'm wrong about what I know.
    You have yet to say anything of substance, dear. When offered the opportunity to prove yourself, you balked, in a most homosexual fashion.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • PetitionLady
      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 883

      #47
      Re: An Introduction

      Welcome, Prince L. Your signature Bible verse is also one of my favorites. Indeed our Lord knows the plans He has for us, plans for good and not for evil, to give us a future and a hope. When we pray, He will hear us. You will find Him when you seek Him if you look for Him in earnest.

      ^^^ One of my favorite verses. Jeremiah 29! Welcome again.

      YIC
      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
      ~Matt. 10:33

      ~~~~~~~
      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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      • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2014
        • 1330

        #48
        Re: An Introduction

        Originally posted by Prince L View Post
        Ah, I see you're falling back to lame technicalities instead of deep logical arguments.

        I have, but I also have yet to be proven that I'm wrong about what I know.


        Please show some respect. Given that your biblical knowledge is very limited, and that is the knowledge that truly counts, go read your KJV 1611 Bible, and then return. Whatever other knowledge you seem to know is false. Your own logic is dangerous....to paraphrase Petition Lady, the song "I Did it My Way" is bound to lead you to Hell since you refuse to admit that you are foolish and need to submit to the Lord. Your pride and vanity is a sin and a hindrance to yourself. Psalm 119:105 says "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path." When you truly understand and obey what the Lord has commanded you, then you will be a bit wiser.
        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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        • Princess L
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jul 2016
          • 83

          #49
          Re: An Introduction

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          You have yet to say anything of substance, dear. When offered the opportunity to prove yourself, you balked, in a most homosexual fashion.
          I have no recollection of an opportunity to prove myself, just a lame challenge from you.

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          • Princess L
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jul 2016
            • 83

            #50
            Re: An Introduction

            Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post


            Please show some respect. Given that your biblical knowledge is very limited, and that is the knowledge that truly counts, go read your KJV 1611 Bible, and then return. Whatever other knowledge you seem to know is false. Your own logic is dangerous....to paraphrase Petition Lady, the song "I Did it My Way" is bound to lead you to Hell since you refuse to admit that you are foolish and need to submit to the Lord. Your pride and vanity is a sin and a hindrance to yourself. Psalm 119:105 says "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path." When you truly understand and obey what the Lord has commanded you, then you will be a bit wiser.
            You are deeply mistaken. I submit myself fully to God. There is nothing in God's Word that binds a Christian to reading only the KJV 1611 (if there is than tell me, chapter and verse please). I hate the song "I did it my way" because it denotes the core ideals of human selfishness.

            You call me a fool, but can't logically prove it. Your words are just empty, shallow opinions.

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            • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2014
              • 1330

              #51
              Re: An Introduction

              Originally posted by Prince L View Post
              You are deeply mistaken. I submit myself fully to God. There is nothing in God's Word that binds a Christian to reading only the KJV 1611 (if there is than tell me, chapter and verse please). I hate the song "I did it my way" because it denotes the core ideals of human selfishness.

              You call me a fool, but can't logically prove it. Your words are just empty, shallow opinions.
              You claim to submit yourself fully to the Lord, but you challenge authority which is in offence of Hebrews 13:17 which states, "Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves..." and Titus 3:1 "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work". The pastors (those in control and the authorities) have asked you to obey the Lord, be polite and humble, and include a full introduction. However, you have failed to do so and pursue to do the opposite. I'm praying for you.
              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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              • Princess L
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jul 2016
                • 83

                #52
                Re: An Introduction

                Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                You claim to submit yourself fully to the Lord, but you challenge authority which is in offence of Hebrews 13:17 which states, "Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves..." and Titus 3:1 "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work". The pastors (those in control and the authorities) have asked you to obey the Lord, be polite and humble, and include a full introduction. However, you have failed to do so and pursue to do the opposite. I'm praying for you.
                What if those in authority over me one day try to rip everyone I love away from me? What if they one day ask me to deny God? I've always taken those verses to mean submission to earthly powers so long as they don't contradict God's laws.

                How are your so-called "pastors" in authority over me?

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #53
                  Re: An Introduction

                  Originally posted by Prince L View Post
                  You are deeply mistaken. I submit myself fully to God. There is nothing in God's Word that binds a Christian to reading only the KJV 1611 (if there is than tell me, chapter and verse please). I hate the song "I did it my way" because it denotes the core ideals of human selfishness.

                  You call me a fool, but can't logically prove it. Your words are just empty, shallow opinions.
                  Of course there is 🙄 A simple reading of the Bible(KJV1611) shows this.

                  The word of the Lord is never outdated

                  Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
                  7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

                  Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.

                  Psalm 100:5 For the LORD is good, his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations

                  Psalm 117:2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD.

                  Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

                  Isaiah 40:8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

                  Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

                  Luke 16:17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail

                  Do you see now?

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Princess L
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jul 2016
                    • 83

                    #54
                    Re: An Introduction

                    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                    Of course there is 🙄 A simple reading of the Bible(KJV1611) shows this.

                    The word of the Lord is never outdated

                    Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
                    7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

                    Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.

                    Psalm 100:5 For the LORD is good, his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations

                    Psalm 117:2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD.

                    Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

                    Isaiah 40:8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

                    Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

                    Luke 16:17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail

                    Do you see now?

                    YIC
                    Congratulations. You tried to blatantly shift the conversation topic without giving me a straight answer to my previous post.

                    None of those verses prove that the KJV is the "true" word of God. How do those verses prove that I shouldn't read versions like the ESV or my favorite the NKJV?

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #55
                      Re: An Introduction

                      Originally posted by Princess L View Post
                      Congratulations. You tried to blatantly shift the conversation topic without giving me a straight answer to my previous post.

                      None of those verses prove that the KJV is the "true" word of God. How do those verses prove that I shouldn't read versions like the ESV or my favorite the NKJV?
                      You know, you make the Baby Jesus very angry! Because He's forced to hear your complaining (Psalm 44:21), your demand for attention and praise reminds Him of being bound up in rags and force-fed from his whore mother's teat. He wants you to leave Him alone, grow a pair of balls, and start praising Him sufficiently.



                      Stop doing this to Jesus!



                      For your edification, Pastor Zeke has an empowered, Spirit-Led sermon on the very subject here: Seven Easy Ways To Tell The True Bible From the False Ones

                      Now if you were even a tiny bit clever, you'dd stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about what Jesus thinks of you. Right now, it's not much. Right now, He looks at your soul and sees a disgusting pile of festering women's menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6). Will you repent before it's too late?
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Princess L
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jul 2016
                        • 83

                        #56
                        Re: An Introduction

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        You know, you make the Baby Jesus very angry! Because He's forced to hear your complaining (Psalm 44:21), your demand for attention and praise reminds Him of being bound up in rags and force-fed from his whore mother's teat. He wants you to leave Him alone, grow a pair of balls, and start praising Him sufficiently.



                        Stop doing this to Jesus!



                        For your edification, Pastor Zeke has an empowered, Spirit-Led sermon on the very subject here: Seven Easy Ways To Tell The True Bible From the False Ones

                        Now if you were even a tiny bit clever, you'dd stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about what Jesus thinks of you. Right now, it's not much. Right now, He looks at your soul and sees a disgusting pile of festering women's menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6). Will you repent before it's too late?
                        Confirmation that you've run out of intelligent things to say.

                        If you thinks that's what Hell is like, then you're in for a real slap in the face if you end up there. Physical pain can be endured and numbed through experience, but eternal destruction of the mind and soul can't.

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                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063

                          #57
                          Re: An Introduction

                          Originally posted by Princess L View Post
                          Congratulations. You tried to blatantly shift the conversation topic without giving me a straight answer to my previous post.

                          None of those verses prove that the KJV is the "true" word of God. How do those verses prove that I shouldn't read versions like the ESV or my favorite the NKJV?
                          You've obviously never read the Bible(KJV1611).

                          Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                          Any version that is not the KJV(1611) is wrong.

                          It says so in the very words of Jesus (the KJV(1611))!!

                          What could be more simpler than the Truth™? Anything else is just circular logic. Jesus wins again!

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Princess L
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jul 2016
                            • 83

                            #58
                            Re: An Introduction

                            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                            You've obviously never read the Bible(KJV1611).

                            Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                            Any version that is not the KJV(1611) is wrong.

                            It says so in the very words of Jesus (the KJV(1611))!!

                            What could be more simpler than the Truthâ„¢? Anything else is just circular logic. Jesus wins again!

                            YIC
                            ...and you still have failed to make a substantive argument that your KJV 1611 is the "true" version.

                            I see you are attempting to blatantly shift the subject. Again.

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