*Link to abusive site removed is a meeting place for Middle East Christians, so whether you identify yourself as Christian Suryoyo Aramean, Arab, Armenian, Assyrian, Amazigh, Chaldean, Copt, Phoenician, Persian or Christian Turk, you are welcome to sign up
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Hello Lial,
Instead of spamming the site with useless info and single sentence two word posts you can also answer the questions in your introduction thread. People might appreciate that more than your current posting behaviour.
Kind regards,
RolandJeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Originally posted by lial Mike View Post*Link to abusive site removed is a meeting place for Middle East Christians, so whether you identify yourself as Christian Suryoyo Aramean, Arab, Armenian, Assyrian, Amazigh, Chaldean, Copt, Phoenician, Persian or Christian Turk, you are welcome to sign up
Brother Lial Mike,
Sometimes it's good to listen to advice - even advice coming from a fat meatball. This is quite plainly the introduction thread, not the "I want to increase my Google traffic" thread. Jesus frowns on boasting and publicizing ourselves (Matthew 6:6) (Philippians 2:3) (Matthew 6:2)
We here at Landover take our message worldwide while remaining in the closet. It seems evident that many of our members pray without ceasing (1 Thessalonians 5:17) and have never come out of that closet. Glory!
Perhaps a more important point to mention is that Landover already has ministries to all of the 3rd world groups you've mentioned. The demon of Islam has impacted itself in the rectums of most of the middle eastern heathens, but we reach out (cautiously, so as not to be infected ourselves) to all, since we believe that God is willing to save souls (1 John 1:9) if appropriate actions (confession of sin, tithing to Landover, and following the Holy Bible KJV 1611) are taken.
It is possible that you have been infected with the islam, too. Our pastors and True Christian(TM) brethren await your appropriate introduction so that we can vacuum that foul spirit from your nether regions like a holy Hoover. Glory to GOD!
Come, LORD JESUS! (Rev 22:12)
BrotherLarryProverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and Amen
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I sometimes wonder, do people who sign up for this forum actually know how to read?
I mean, the directions on how to compose the first post of the intro thread are conveniently spelled out on the top of this page:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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