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  • Strumpeter
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2016
    • 33
    #1

    Greetings

    I belong to no church named of men. I belong to The Lord, YahuShua HaMashiach, whom you call Jesus and Christ. And together with all those who are His is The Church in which I dwell.

    The Lord gave me this scripture when I was a young Christian:

    Eze 33:7 So thou, O son of man, I have set thee a watchman unto the house of Israel; therefore thou shalt hear the word at my mouth, and warn them from me.

    My wife and I asked Jesus into our hearts in 1979!
    Praise The Lord!
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Greetings

      Originally posted by Trumpeter View Post
      I belong to no church named of men. I belong to The Lord, YahuShua HaMashiach, whom you call Jesus and Christ. And together with all those who are His is The Church in which I dwell.

      The Lord gave me this scripture when I was a young Christian:

      Eze 33:7 So thou, O son of man, I have set thee a watchman unto the house of Israel; therefore thou shalt hear the word at my mouth, and warn them from me.

      My wife and I asked Jesus into our hearts in 1979!
      Praise The Lord!
      Praise the LORD indeed!


      But you sound like one of those weirdos with a fringe belief. Tell me, you don't think the negro is really Israeli, do you?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • I Man Rastafari
          Possibly retarded pothead
          • Oct 2015
          • 1019
          #3
          Re: Greetings

          Greetings Trumpeter. I welcome you to this forum even though I am not a Baptist and so not really a member. The white people who are in charge here want you to supply a full introduction and they usually ask for a credit card number too. I do not have a credit card myself because of racism against the Black man and because I seem to have some records on my credit history that are lies told by greedy white men. It is not true that all Black people have bad credit. Still I have been well tolerated here even though I am Black and Rastafari. Do you believe the true Jews were Black? They were but it is best not to say too much about that because you will stir up the anger of these white people and they are already very distressed by a witch who has been bothering them all day.

          Jah Guide
          Trevor
          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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            • Strumpeter
              Unsaved trash
              • Oct 2016
              • 33
              #4
              Re: Greetings

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Praise the LORD indeed!


              But you sound like one of those weirdos with a fringe belief. Tell me, you don't think the negro is really Israeli, do you?
              No Mary, I don't.

              My testimony is this...

              God created man...

              Man became separated from God through sin...

              God sent His Only Son, Jesus Christ,
              To suffer, die, and be raised, so we may return to The Father,
              By Him who The Father sent as The only Way back to Himself...

              So by believing in Him The Father sent, we may not die,
              But have eternal life and forever be with The Lord.

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                • Strumpeter
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Oct 2016
                  • 33
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings

                  Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                  Greetings Trumpeter. I welcome you to this forum even though I am not a Baptist and so not really a member. The white people who are in charge here want you to supply a full introduction and they usually ask for a credit card number too. I do not have a credit card myself because of racism against the Black man and because I seem to have some records on my credit history that are lies told by greedy white men. It is not true that all Black people have bad credit. Still I have been well tolerated here even though I am Black and Rastafari. Do you believe the true Jews were Black? They were but it is best not to say too much about that because you will stir up the anger of these white people and they are already very distressed by a witch who has been bothering them all day.

                  Jah Guide
                  Trevor
                  Gal 3:28-29
                  There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
                  And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings

                      Originally posted by Trumpeter View Post
                      No Mary, I don't.
                      Then why don't you call Him Jesus and Christ?


                      You chicken?
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Alvin Moss
                          Serving Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4468
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings

                          Mr. Trumpeter, I have read the meagre information provided in your brief introduction, as well as your additional comments and I am somewhat puzzled by the opacity of your presentation. I am thinking that perhaps American is a second language for you. Are you some kinda foreigner, or what?
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                            • Strumpeter
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Oct 2016
                              • 33
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Then why don't you call Him Jesus and Christ?


                              You chicken?
                              You can call Him either name Mary, He knows your heart.

                              Jer 17:10
                              I the LORD search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings.

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                                • Mary Etheldreda
                                  Gushing for Jesus
                                   
                                  • Sep 2011
                                  • 23775
                                  #9
                                  Re: Greetings

                                  Originally posted by Trumpeter View Post
                                  You can call Him either name Mary, He knows your heart.

                                  Jer 17:10
                                  I the LORD search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings.
                                  You evaded the question, dear. What are you hiding? We are a friendly people, we open our arms to those who wish to fellowship as True Christians™. We love to join our voices with the chorus of Brothers and Sisters in Christ who declare His Glory and Praise His Name. You needn't fear us if your purpose here is sincere.
                                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                    • Strumpeter
                                      Unsaved trash
                                      • Oct 2016
                                      • 33
                                      #10
                                      Re: Greetings

                                      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                                      Mr. Trumpeter, I have read the meagre information provided in your brief introduction, as well as your additional comments and I am somewhat puzzled by the opacity of your presentation. I am thinking that perhaps American is a second language for you. Are you some kinda foreigner, or what?
                                      You are very perceptive Alvin, American is indeed a second language for me.
                                      Canadian is my primary language so I have to add "eh" to the ends of most of your sentences! lol
                                      God bless you!

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                                        • Strumpeter
                                          Unsaved trash
                                          • Oct 2016
                                          • 33
                                          #11
                                          Re: Greetings

                                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                          You evaded the question, dear. What are you hiding? We are a friendly people, we open our arms to those who wish to fellowship as True Christians™. We love to join our voices with the chorus of Brothers and Sisters in Christ who declare His Glory and Praise His Name. You needn't fear us if your purpose here is sincere.
                                          Forgive me Mary, I didn't mean to be evasive.
                                          I use YahuShua HaMashiach because it's in His original language.
                                          God bless you!

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                                            • Mary Etheldreda
                                              Gushing for Jesus
                                               
                                              • Sep 2011
                                              • 23775
                                              #12
                                              Re: Greetings

                                              Originally posted by Trumpeter View Post
                                              Forgive me Mary, I didn't mean to be evasive.
                                              I use YahuShua HaMashiach because it's in His original language.
                                              God bless you!
                                              Well that's weird, but okay. Thanks for answering me this time.
                                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                • Didymus Much
                                                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                  • Jun 2010
                                                  • 14079
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Greetings

                                                  Originally posted by Trumpeter View Post
                                                  You can call Him either name Mary, He knows your heart...
                                                  Originally posted by Trumpeter View Post
                                                  ...I use YahuShua HaMashiach because it's in His original language...
                                                  So Mary can use whatever she likes, but you have to use Hebrew? Doesn't He know your heart?

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                                                    • Strumpeter
                                                      Unsaved trash
                                                      • Oct 2016
                                                      • 33
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Greetings

                                                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                      So Mary can use whatever she likes, but you have to use Hebrew? Doesn't He know your heart?
                                                      I don't have to use Hebrew, I want to.🙂

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                                                        • Didymus Much
                                                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                          • 14079
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Greetings

                                                          Originally posted by Trumpeter View Post
                                                          I don't have to use Hebrew, I want to.🙂
                                                          Don't you think God would prefer you to call Him by His real name?

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