Hello, I am Eduard

[crazy eddie]

I am glad to be here with the love of my Lord.
I ask if anyone knows if we will need clothes in heaven. i ask only because I need to lose weight.

Thanks for any help, your brother in Christ.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

I am glad to be here with the love of my Lord.
I ask if anyone knows if we will need clothes in heaven. i ask only because I need to lose weight.

Thanks for any help, your brother in Christ.

Your picture reminds me of someone...

[crazy eddie]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

It looks like me, you have seem me on other post. You may not remember but it's me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

I am glad to be here with the love of my Lord.
I ask if anyone knows if we will need clothes in heaven. i ask only because I need to lose weight.

Thanks for any help, your brother in Christ.

Why not tell us about yourself? How old are you? What church do you attend? Can you share some of your favorite verses with us?

And when can we expect your Tithe?

[crazy eddie]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

Why not tell us about yourself? How old are you? What church do you attend? Can you share some of your favorite verses with us?

And when can we expect your Tithe?

Not to seem too proud, but I paid $25.00 and got ordained on the WWW.

It's from space you know where Jesus lives.
I met Obama and I saw into his soul and God said he is to lead us out of darkness.
I'll love whom ever wins but God spoke to me. Put you head closer to your monitor. Can you hear him? I do.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

I am glad to be here with the love of my Lord.
I ask if anyone knows if we will need clothes in heaven. i ask only because I need to lose weight.

Thanks for any help, your brother in Christ.

After what you did to Sister SUV, I don't believe you deserve any help from us. However, I shall, as always, defer to our good Pastors in this decision.

And your ribs are sticking out, yet you say you need to lose weight. Are you anorexic?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

Not to seem too proud, but I paid $25.00 and got ordained on the WWW.

It's from space you know where Jesus lives.
I met Obama and I saw into his soul and God said he is to lead us out of darkness.
I'll love whom ever wins but God spoke to me. Put you head closer to your monitor. Can you hear him? I do.

Okay, you're not right in the head, are you boy.

God hates the retardeds.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

You seem to have misspelled your name, Edward. One of the pastors can fix that for you if you ask nicely, and maybe tithe a little.

[crazy eddie]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

After what you did to Sister SUV, I don't believe you deserve any help from us. However, I shall, as always, defer to our good Pastors in this decision.

And your ribs are sticking out, yet you say you need to lose weight. Are you anorexic?

Who pray Jesus is SUV, tell me so I can repent and pray forgiveness.

Did you know God himself repents in the OT. So can I.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

Who pray Jesus is SUV, tell me so I can repent and pray forgiveness.

Did you know God himself repents in the OT. So can I.

Oh, how quickly they forget! Or do you mean to tell me that it was someone else (your "evil twin," perhaps?) who left poor Sister SUV virtually standing at the altar? You're on very thin ice here, Scrawny Aquatic Bird.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

Did you know God himself repents in the OT. So can I.

Chapter and verse, heathen.

[crazy eddie]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

You seem to have misspelled your name, Edward. One of the pastors can fix that for you if you ask nicely, and maybe tithe a little.

I learned to spell in home schooll, neither of my parent speaks English so I named myself. You can use Edward as before Jesus found me I did not know whoo I was.

My parents were born is the USA and they knew English, they never used it in front of me. I taught myself how to use sign online in 1972. i thought they could not hear.

If i change my name will I develop a split personality. Will i know myself and also will Jesus change my name in the big book.

[crazy eddie]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

Chapter and verse, heathen.

Jonah 3:10: God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them. ...

There is one or two more if you want to read them, let me know.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

Jonah 3:10: God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them. ...

There is one or two more if you want to read them, let me know.

And can you explain what that means IN CONTEXT?

Or are you one of these clever atheistis God mockers who try and make a fool out of Jesus...

[crazy eddie]

Re: Hello, I am Eduard

And can you explain what that means IN CONTEXT?

Or are you one of these clever atheistis God mockers who try and make a fool out of Jesus...

I started a thread called God repents, If I can help your on your journey I am here .

And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people. (Exodus 32:14)And when the angel stretched out his hand upon Jerusalem to destroy it, the LORD repented him of the evil, and said to the angel that destroyed the people, It is enough: stay now thine hand. And the angel of the LORD was by the threshingplace of Araunah the Jebusite. (2 Samuel 24:16)This is proof God know about sin and is willing to admit when he is wrong.

Proves also there is a God create in man's own image.