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  • crazy eddie
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 85
    #31
    Re: Hello, I am Eduard

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Son, we are not offended, we are just not interested. Our church motto is "Unsaved = Unwelcome" and we mean it. This is not a debate forum, and we are not interested in a juvenile such as yourself to waltz in here and lecture us about God's Holy expectations. We are True Christians™ and we know more about the Holy Bible than you do.

    You have yet to show any sign whatsoever that you are interested in accepting Christ as your Personal Savior©. All you have done is make bizzarre and argumentative posts. I'm guessing that this scripture applies directly to you.
    Old Holy one, would you mind if I change your Bush
    sign to BUSHLER. I mean that with all due respect.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22912
        #32
        Re: Hello, I am Eduard

        Originally posted by crazy eddie View Post
        Old Holy one, would you mind if I change your Bush
        sign to BUSHLER. I mean that with all due respect.
        I suspect he would. http://www.bushler.com/
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • crazy eddie
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 85
            #33
            Re: Hello, I am Eduard

            A man with one good eye gets to be king in the land of the blind.

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027
                #34
                Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                Sister SUV virtually standing at the altar
                Sister, this is why I refer to him as "Fast Eddie"

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                  • crazy eddie
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 85
                    #35
                    Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                    Sister, this is why I refer to him as "Fast Eddie"
                    That's when you told me you were not late. You confused m,e you were just on time for the wedding.
                    I still want to make you an honest woman

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027
                        #36
                        Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                        Originally posted by crazy eddie View Post
                        That's when you told me you were not late. You confused m,e you were just on time for the wedding.
                        I still want to make you an honest woman
                        Bless you, but JESUS©®™ has already done so. Praise!

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                          • crazy eddie
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 85
                            #37
                            Re: Hello, I am Eduard

                            I told you we we had the same parents, i did not know that at the time. I had the DNA test and it was positive. I also birth certificates and we are twins.
                            No one told me until it was too late.

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